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The Infamous Marriage Thread

NoID10ts

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Oh come now. Here's your chance to sodomize him to your heart's content...or have him be sodomized by somebody else to your heart's content...or you know, run a red hot poker up his...well I'm sure you of all people get the idea.
Well that's just it ........... the fucker's too pious to put out. Keeps telling me he's married to Jesus or some shit like that. And as for the hot pokers, apparently he just chalks that up to "suffering for the Lord" so it takes the fun right out of it.

And IB likes it too rough for my taste.

I'm in hell.
 

Cavallier

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Well that's just it ........... the fucker's too pious to put out. Keeps telling me he's married to Jesus or some shit like that. And as for the hot pokers, apparently he just chalks that up to "suffering for the Lord" so it takes the fun right out of it.

And IB likes it too rough for my taste.

I'm in hell.


Hmmm....Maybe we are going about this the wrong way. Here's your chance to plant your demon spawn in his stomach so that when they hatch they'll have something to feed off of...He doesn't have to be willing for you to do that AND even if does think he's suffering for the lord then he'll still be, in his own small way, helping to spawn demons. Yes?

^had to jockey that around a bit.
 

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I feel so left out, being new and all. Come here pillow, I'll love you. :(
 

flow

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Well that's just it ........... the fucker's too pious to put out. Keeps telling me he's married to Jesus or some shit like that. And as for the hot pokers, apparently he just chalks that up to "suffering for the Lord" so it takes the fun right out of it.

And IB likes it too rough for my taste.

I'm in hell.

This made me laugh, so hard.
 

Irishpenguin

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.....by the way, if they happen to see this thread, irishpenguin x monkitman. heh heh heh.

Oh God damnit...So what? I'm like Monkitman's neglected sidekick now, what kind of crap is this!? C'mon!!! we're a horrible crime fighting duo, all we do is sit on our asses and try to make web cam videos while the banks are being robbed in the back ground!!!! (and he's the only one with a costume...:()
 

Zero

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I think my muse was taken the wrong way. I've come to the conclusion that society, at large, will treat people as male or female (I believe their are no exceptions). This is my conclusion, so what is there to complain about? Perhaps I do find it sad, but I also find it true.

Gender and sex are topics I'm greatly interested in and have been for a while. How can you believe I will simply stop talking about if you answer me and provoke me to speak? If you find what I consider a thought-provoking topic a boring tangent that doesn't belong in this thread, I find it acceptable to say, "Please stop taking the thread off topic". And I will leave, as I've intended to do. But replies otherwise will provoke me, either from curiosity or because I was not clear.

But there was a reason I got on the topic in the first place. Most of time people think I'm male, which is perfectly fine. In the case of this thread it seemed awkward. No offense to Lor, but I clarified my sex so as the pairing didn't seem deviant or "slashy". In a place such as the US, where gay marriage isn't legal in most states, not exactly widely accepted, it would seem a statement to open a humorous thread with a gay marriage (if not qualified somehow as joking).

I assume Lor meant to make a straight pairing. The misunderstanding is kind of humorous, but a misunderstanding all the same.

The term "lighthearted" is not in my dictionary.
 
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Oh come now. Here's your chance to sodomize him to your heart's content...or have him be sodomized by somebody else to your heart's content...or you know, run a red hot poker up his...well I'm sure you of all people get the idea.

Hmmm, I suppose I could take offense at this whole idea, but being the mellow person that I am I'll just state I fail to see the humor of anyone getting raped...
 

Cavallier

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Hmmm, I suppose I could take offense at this whole idea, but being the mellow person that I am I'll just state I fail to see the humor of anyone getting raped...

Oh, you made me giggle. I imagine you sitting in your office chair scratching your chin and saying, "huh?". I apologize. I was being silly and I suspect this thread should be in the Arena instead of here...rape/blood shed/gore/violence is a common theme there. It's not as if we actually want to or will be gutting or raping anybody in reality in the near future...I was merely pitting you against Noddy since you are truly each other's nemesis in many cases. Then I added IB because it all seemed incomplete without him. :D
 

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Speaking of man rape. Do I own half of Oresama's possessions or something. If he's dead they're all mine. He didn't leave a will.

I'm in such an insanely good mood now that the kidney stones and vertigo have passed.
 
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Zero

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Read the edit comment on that post.
It's not in my dictionary unless you can pictionary it.
 

Cavallier

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Read the edit comment on that post.
It's not in my dictionary unless you can pictionary it.

?

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flow

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...well played.
 

Zero

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That makes me laugh and hurt of irony (or some kind of visual pun) at the same time.

I've fallen into one of these sudden crazy moods that I contribute to being heightened NP. I'm going to go try to fuel it into something, as I'll end up saying something I regret if I do not.
 

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You can't deny it now. :twisteddevil:

edit: Dammit Cavallier beat me. I had to make a few photoshop adjustments. :(

Oh well can't deny two now can we?
 

NoID10ts

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Oh, you made me giggle. I imagine you sitting in your office chair scratching your chin and saying, "huh?". I apologize. I was being silly and I suspect this thread should be in the Arena instead of here...rape/blood shed/gore/violence is a common theme there. It's not as if we actually want to or will be gutting or raping anybody in reality in the near future...I was merely pitting you against Noddy since you are truly each other's nemesis in many cases. Then I added IB because it all seemed incomplete without him. :D
Nemesis? Hey Yin get your hand off my Yang. :yin-yang:

(I never knew I was the kind of guy that had nemeses. Am I the evil one? :confused:)


:D
 

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Oh, you made me giggle. I imagine you sitting in your office chair scratching your chin and saying, "huh?". I apologize. I was being silly and I suspect this thread should be in the Arena instead of here...rape/blood shed/gore/violence is a common theme there. It's not as if we actually want to or will be gutting or raping anybody in reality in the near future...I was merely pitting you against Noddy since you are truly each other's nemesis in many cases. Then I added IB because it all seemed incomplete without him. :D

Nah! No problem, I discovered that in order to be offended one has to choose to be offended. Not only that, but in the rare case that someone deliberately tries to offend me, yet i choose not to be offended and take a "victim's Stance" it really ticks the 'offenders' off..

However, I can't help note that you're correct - a little IB does 'spice up' any relationship.
 

Cavallier

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However, I can't help note that you're correct - a little IB does 'spice up' any relationship.

:eek: Is that a joke? You really just made my day!

Noddy said:
(I never knew I was the kind of guy that had nemeses. Am I the evil one? :confused:)

:D

You can be the evil one if you want. Though, I don't think it's necessary. You could both be evil and still be on the opposite side anyway!


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Dammit Cavallier beat me. I had to make a few photoshop adjustments. :(

Oops. Can I make it up to you by killing somebody for you? I like that we both thought of different ways of interpreting "lighthearted".
 

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Oops. Can I make it up to you by killing somebody for you?

Sure, let's make this a thread for widows instead of 'happy' couples! :evil:
 

Zero

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It only seems appropriate to have a widows thread at this point.
 

RubberDucky451

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Looking to mingle...

I'm great with children.

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JoeJoe

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I'm great with children.

Obviously you should be paired with the youngest forum member? Does anyone have facts about this? :twisteddevil:

Edit: The youngest active forum member, whose birthday is public is chimera...
 

JoeJoe

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Saffy is younger than Chimera.

Ah, I see. I declare Saffy x RubberDucky to be bonded until they be seperated by death or another bonding!! <--This is hardcore bondage, we're doing here
 

JoeJoe

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saffyangelis

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Ah, I see. I declare Saffy x RubberDucky to be bonded until they be seperated by death or another bonding!! <--This is hardcore bondage, we're doing here

O_o
*stabs JJ with a rake*

I pair JJxRubberDucky =P
(And I'm free again =P)
 

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naturally the people being paired have no say in the matter
I'm sorry saffy, you'll have to wait for somebody else to rescue you.
 

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I just read this thread and the second post had me in it. lol and come on me and Irishpenguin what cruel fate we shal have to kill ourselves to escape this fated paring. Goodbye cruel cruel world. :( :D also Irishpenuin did you say I have costumes. (confused look) I'ts kinda late so the peoples are sleeping and it took everything I had to not scream with a kind of a denial / weird hilarity at the reading of it. (this is me trying to add drama I don't know good I am at it since I am sleepy.) insert witty comment and end transmission.
 
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