The Confusion Club

[Cogwulf]

 

[Toad]

^^ Just want to say, I was fcking in love with that girl for months after I saw her video.

 

[NoID10ts]

 

[Cogwulf]

^^ Just want to say, I was fcking in love with that girl for months after I saw her video.

I think you're very far from being alone there.

 

[Agent Intellect]

 

[Cogwulf]

All I want for christmas is to know what this picture means

 

[Agent Intellect]

All I want for christmas is to know what this picture means

This should explain everything:

 

[Cogwulf]

This should explain everything:

 

[NoID10ts]

This should explain everything:

That little cretin on the right in the blue dress ate my last box of Jujyfruits.

 

[Agent Intellect]

I'll take mine with Primal:

 

[Cogwulf]

That little cretin on the right in the blue dress ate my last box of Jujyfruits.

 

[Agent Intellect]

That little cretin on the right in the blue dress ate my last box of Jujyfruits.

Nope - It was ME!

 

[NoID10ts]

bastard

i needed those jujyfruits for my candy enema

i'll get you for this.

 

[Agent Intellect]

bastard

i needed those jujyfruits for my candy enema

i'll get you for this.

I still have them if you need some assistance

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[NoID10ts]

do you have a ladle?

 

[Agent Intellect]

do you have a ladle?

 

[NoID10ts]

oh, thank you!

now ..... would you be so kind as to shove it up either your ass or your urethra?

whichever orifice is smaller, please.

don't ask me why i need you to do this, i'm as confused as you are.

 

[Agent Intellect]

oh, thank you!

now ..... would you be so kind as to shove it up either your ass or your urethra?

whichever orifice is smaller, please.

don't ask me why i need you to do this, i'm as confused as you are.

Oddly enough, it's my ass...

 

[Cogwulf]

Oddly enough, it's my ass...

Which one?

 

[The Fury]

Hey Cogwulf, that avatar really brings out the gay in your eyes...wait no...who want's some pound-cake...no that isn't it either...well blow me down and shove me up a chimney, that's it.

 

[Melkor]

A chimley?

This whole topic makes so much sense.

It's wonderful!

 

[Polaris]

Nut (fruit)
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

For other uses, see Nut.

A walnut and a walnut core having been removed from the outer pithy fruit. Walnuts are not true nuts.

 

[Cogwulf]

I've just been throwing a well down some children.

 

[Agent Intellect]

I just proved evolution isn't true.

 

[Anthile]

I just proved evolution isn't true.

With pasta?

 

[Dormouse]

My galaxy has been quarantined.
The pepper in the soup was too hot, but I suspect geese.

 

[Scourgexlvii]

Geese are always to blame... for example, Library of Alexandria burning: Geese... Rome burning: geese... Stupid combustible geese... *Goose lands on a nuclear missile silo* No! No! Oh Shi-!!!!!!*kaboom*

 

[Agent Intellect]

Insufficiently, a goose in hand is better than a toaster in the zen. I cupped the run until I almost dragonfly the unscrupulous. Blue larger of a good noodle. Somewhat the concord until pork chop living the core. Dirty sun spots discredit the bear, but top of the corrupt even phone sevens. Fly swatter insidious doodle porn, after the merciful tune goon sat on the clause of no regard. Infinitesimals design the big time left congregation. Loops of boisterous header pegs always square up the nondenominational cordless beetles.

 

[Dormouse]

You delicious quagmire of pudding, you.

 

[Toad]

I don't know why I bother posting in this thread.

 

[Ombat]

Dirty sun spots discredit the bear, but top of the corrupt even phone sevens..

....

The saying goes, "Dirty sun spots ruin the bear, but top of the corrupt even phone eights"

Did you grow up in a fucking hole somewhere?

 

[Agent Intellect]

....

The saying goes, "Dirty sun spots ruin the bear, but top of the corrupt even phone eights"

Did you grow up in a fucking hole somewhere?

Vindicate my torpid undulation! Contest the leak of breakfast sit fest? Lord linoleum crunching the stop, but uncanny leather soothing are profound wetter medicines, even if up hunches butter the gathering. Vulcanize in a pocket gregarious so that peace dodecahedron slips the bed spread and apprehends a louse bucket! Everything silences most of the grueling vestige, or a confession of deliberate gel fiends, always fencing the solace... Motions of help became the lewd castle deep, all over the sabbath of telecommunications. Somewhat rigid my tool millennium, otherwise cake language will delirious a squeamish deed.

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September lucid calm of dimmer gorges, but not homage for disquieting lemurs.

 

[Ombat]

Vindicate my torpid undulation! Contest the leak of breakfast sit fest? Lord linoleum crunching the stop, but uncanny leather soothing are profound wetter medicines, even if up hunches butter the gathering. Vulcanize in a pocket gregarious so that peace dodecahedron slips the bed spread and apprehends a louse bucket! Everything silences most of the grueling vestige, or a confession of deliberate gel fiends, always fencing the solace... Motions of help became the lewd castle deep, all over the sabbath of telecommunications. Somewhat rigid my tool millennium, otherwise cake language will delirious a squeamish deed.

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September lucid calm of dimmer gorges, but not homage for disquieting lemurs.

But they never said it wasn't. Hard to argue with with 1898, though. Good year... Good year...

 

[Agent Intellect]

But they never said it wasn't. Hard to argue with with 1898, though. Good year... Good year...

Indeed, rudder love of philanthropist slang disreputable custody. Fathom the property from my commission and plane grating. Disenfranchised lexicons often levitate ramifications for diligent confirmation. Decimals sometimes retaliate on force lactation. Eleven battery for all the ruthless sentiments, but never contextual salamanders, because desk corduroy splits the climate justification slates.

 

[Cogwulf]

Indeed, rudder love of philanthropist slang disreputable custody. Fathom the property from my commission and plane grating. Disenfranchised lexicons often levitate ramifications for diligent confirmation. Decimals sometimes retaliate on force lactation. Eleven battery for all the ruthless sentiments, but never contextual salamanders, because desk corduroy splits the climate justification slates.

But rightly the intermittent colon should fornicate sideways at noon, or perhaps only in the interests of copernicuity should Alfred embiggen machine elves.

 

[Agent Intellect]

But rightly the intermittent colon should fornicate sideways at noon, or perhaps only in the interests of copernicuity should Alfred embiggen machine elves.

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[Anthile]

You know what really confuses me? I guess you all know these stories where an ordinary person suddenly comes to a fantasy world, has lots of exciting adventures, indirectly kills the resident evil wizard, learns important American values but then doesn't get the girl because the story is rated G. After all of that the protagonist comes back - but has his memory wiped! Maybe that happened to me just 5 minutes ago - but I couldn't remember! How could I tell?
I am in confusion.

 

[MarsRover]

Darn it! Pi is already taken!

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[Tempestas]