The club of MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sagewolf]

That's the 34th rule of the Internet for you.

@Fleur: That's MY PLACE! Get out! Get out! Out! Out! Out!

(I'm normal too.)

 

[Fleur]

*stops writing and smacks Sagewolf's head*

Now this is my place!

 

[sagewolf]

Bad fleur! Bad kitty! *sprays with water bottle* Get out of my happy place!

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Get out of my happy place!

Feels sad that THIS is your happy place.

I'd talk about my happy place but I'm afraid others would try to join me there. There's cookies and bourbon there.

 

[Fleur]

FLEUR IS A GOOD KITTY!

*writes it on the wall with a red paint*

 

[sagewolf]

*Scrubs paint off the wall*

Fleur is a bad bad kittie! Drawing on my walls... *picks Fleur up and continues scrubbing the paint off the wall with her fur*

My god, Fleur, you're scrawny.

 

[Fleur]

*scrathes Sagewolf with her venomous claws, flings the corpse in a closet and proceeds to write on the walls*

And Fleur's a good kitty...

 

[sagewolf]

*Leaps out of the closet and begins ''petting'' Fleur so that fur comes out with every stroke*

Yes....good kitty...good kitty...

 

[Fleur]

*runs away and writes on the other wall*

 

[sagewolf]

*Makes little Fleur dolls out of the hair lying around her and begins petting them too*

Preeecioooouuuuusssssss.....

 

[Fleur]

*stops writing and stares at Sagewolf with big eyes, then sights and goes back to writing while mumbling something about the general madness level of nowday humanity*

 

[sagewolf]

*Continues petting the doll until it's been shredded beyond all recognition, then throws the fur in the air and leaps on Fleur*

 

[Fleur]

*steps aside and watches how Sagewolf falls into a hole*

 

[sagewolf]

*Grabs Fleur's tail as she falls and clings to her tightly to keep from falling farther*

 

[Fleur]

DO.NOT.TOUCH.MY.TAIL.

*turns her fur into needles*

 

[sagewolf]

*Breathes fire on Fleur, melting the needles*

 

[Jesin]

Jeremy? Is that you?

 

[LucasM]

I think it is but a tree.

 

[Fleur]

*writes "Jeremy and tree" on the wall*

 

[sagewolf]

*Kills the happy teddy bears in LucasM's avatar and provides Fleur with a basin of their blood*

Write with this! *Begins drawing abstract designs elsewhere on the wall with the blood*

 

[Jesin]

Fleur! You never answered my question! Are you a Jeremy?

 

[Fleur]

It's a good question, I have to think about it for a while... Am I Jeremy?

 

[sagewolf]

You're 'there', and you call yourself 'me'. There-me... is that close enough?

 

[Fleur]

After a great amount of thinking and re-thinking, I've come to conclusion that I'm not Jeremy.

 

[Jesin]

Are you related to him, then?

 

[Artifice Orisit]

I've just read every post in this thread, thus my brain hates me; this is funny when you consider that my mind and thus my identity is in my brain, or is it?

"No I'm not high, this is just the way I am", said to anyone who will listen, i.e. nobody.

That's why I never talk, because nobody listens to my thoughts.

...

...

Oh god, Oh god, Oh god,
I'M COMING DOWN!

EDIT: I love you imaginary people

 

[Fleur]

Are you related to him, then?

*takes out a large pergament scroll with her family tree drawn on it*

*stares at it thoughtfully*

No Jeremies...ever...

 

[LucasM]

MAdnEss

 

[Fleur]

Damn those humans! They're driving me insane! I feel sick even from being in one room with them...

 

[Melkor]

-sigh-


The other day, i was hit by a fragmented shadow seagull..

Nasty little bugger...but it's okay..the sky fairy gave me an umbrella lined with kisses, and that made the pain go away, at least until the cookie man attacked my dragon auntie..


That little bastard...

I hope she's okay...
she always tells me that war is a dangerous place, and I never listen..

I'ma bastard right and proper..

i bet the lime patrol will get me with a slice of cake...

 

[Anthile]

Okay, here is a nice "game" for you:

Step 1: Go to youtube

Step 2: Try to find any reasonably known song for which no Naruto AMV exists

Step 3: Don't go mad while doing this

Step 4: ????

Step 5: PROFIT!!!

 

[Tyria]

This reminds me of Southpark and those elves for some reason. Pure coincidence?

 

[Anthile]

YouTube - WE'VE ENTERED AN ENDLESS RECURSION OF TIME

 

[Artifice Orisit]

YouTube - Haruhi On Crack Moments

 

[Anthile]

DO NOT OPEN THE SPOILERS!

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THE GAME​

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