The Brutally Honest Test

[Bird]

Freak- INFJ
20% Extraversion, 73% Intuition, 40% Thinking, 63% Judging

Spoiler

Well, well, well. How did someone like you end up with the least common personality type of them all? In a group of 100 Americans, only 0.5 others would be just like you. You really are one of a kind... In fact, I do believe that that's one of the definitions for the word "FREAK."
Freak's not such a bad word to describe you actually.
You are deep, complex, secretive and extremely difficult to understand. If that doesn't scream "Freak!" I don't know what does. No-one actually knows the REAL you, do they?
You probably have deep interests in creative expression as well as issues of spirituality and human development.
You've probably even been called a "psychic" before, because of your uncanny knack to understand and "read" people without quite knowing how you do it. Don't fret. You're not actually psychic. That would make you special and you'll never accomplish that.
You're also quite possible the most emotional of them all, so don't take this all too hard. Nevertheless you most definitely have the strangest personality type and that's not necessarily a good thing.

 

[Puffy]

Ditto

20% Extraversion, 80% Intuition, 33% Thinking, 67% Judging

 

[Bird]

Ditto

20% Extraversion, 80% Intuition, 33% Thinking, 67% Judging

I feel like we're quite close on our scoring in this.

 

[Puffy]

Did you smile to yourself when you saw "freak" come up as well? (;

 

[xbox]

Loser- INTP
20% Extraversion, 60% Intuition, 100% Thinking, 27% Judging

 

[A22]

I loved that test (the results were funny too but haven't well described me nor any INTP - I guess)

Loser- INTP
33% Extraversion, 100% Intuition, 67% Thinking, 27% Judging
Talked to another human being lately? I'm serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn't become apparent to you...
Nerd's a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn't care less about the different definitions of the word and why you're actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don't pretend you weren't thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly.
Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you're at your very best...*cough* Sorry, I mean worst. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn't something you find easy, but don't worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now.
On top of all this, you're shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you're on OKCupid! Now, quickly go and delete everything about "theoretical questions" from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you'll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don't get your hopes up.
I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest, would it really make a sound?
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If you want to learn more about your personality type in a slightly less negative way, check out this.

 

[Melllvar]

I've never scored anything but INTP on any of these tests, and I've taken a few, so I don't really see the need to take just one more...

Did get close to INFP a couple of times though.

 

[mke2686]

Loser- INTP
7% Extraversion, 87% Intuition, 100% Thinking, 7% Judging

 

[Lobstrich]

Loser - INTP (Loser??)

33% Extraversion, 80% Intuition, 93% Thinking, 33% Judging

I was curious about this question. "Have you ever seriously considered whether God could create a rock bigger than himself?" What the fuck? Really? Have I ever considered if god could create a rock bigger than himself? Random??
Or is it a saying that I haven't heard of?

 

[Jean Paul]

Your result for The Brutally Honest Personality Test ...
Prick- ENTP
53% Extraversion, 67% Intuition, 80% Thinking, 27% Judging
People love to hate you, because you love to argue. The strange thing is you probably took that as a compliment. Why, I bet you've already got a witty comeback all lined up ready to throw right back at me.
What you don't realise is that your inane obsession with debating pisses everyone off. Whatever happened to us all trying to get along? I mean, you're so annoying people disagree with you for the damn sake of it! NOBODY cares about your abundant opinions. Trust me.
Believe it or not, but there's more to life than your expansive knowledge and sharp repertoire. When was the last time you showered? Brushed your teeth?
While you're up in Nevernever land, getting excited over future possibilities and your crazy theories, WE have to put up with your awful stench. I can smell you from here.
Your personality is ideal for that of a future lawyer and because everyone already hates you, you have nothing to lose.
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If you want to learn more about your personality type in a slightly less negative way, check out this.

 

[mono]

Loser- INTP

13% Extraversion, 73% Intuition, 87% Thinking, 23% Judging

 

[boondockbabe]

Im a PRICK.

 

[Crazythinker1]

Loser- INTP

7% Extraversion, 73% Intuition, 100% Thinking, 20% Judging.



Talked to another human being lately? I'm serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn't become apparent to you... Nerd's a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn't care less about the different definitions of the word and why you're actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don't pretend you weren't thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly.
Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you're at your very best...*cough* Sorry, I mean worst. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn't something you find easy, but don't worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now.
On top of all this, you're shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you're on OKCupid! Now, quickly go and delete everything about "theoretical questions" from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you'll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don't get your hopes up.
I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest, would it really make a sound?

 

[jameslikespie]

Loser- INTP

20% Extraversion, 80% Intuition, 80% Thinking, 40% Judging

Talked to another human being lately? I'm serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn't become apparent to you... Nerd's a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn't care less about the different definitions of the word and why you're actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don't pretend you weren't thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly.
Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you're at your very best...*cough* Sorry, I mean worst. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn't something you find easy, but don't worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now.
On top of all this, you're shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you're on OKCupid! Now, quickly go and delete everything about "theoretical questions" from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you'll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don't get your hopes up.
I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest, would it really make a sound?

I was expecting that!

 

[Apple]

Crackpot - INTJ

33% Extraversion, 53% Intuition, 73% Thinking, 67% Judging

People hate you. Paris Hilton hates Nicole Richie. Lex Luther hates Superman. Garfield hates Mondays.But none these even rates against the insurmountable hate, people have for you.
I mean, you're pretty damn clever and you know it. You love to flaunt your potential. Heard the word "arrogant" lately? How about "jerk?" Or perhaps they only say that behind your back.
That's right. I know I can say this cause you're not going to cry. You're not exactly the most emotional person. You'd rather spend time with your theoretical questions and abstract theories than with other people.
Ever been kissed? Ever even been on a date? Trust me, your inflated ego is a complete turnoff with the opposite sex and I am telling you, you're not that great with relationships as it is. You're never going to be a dude or chick magnet, purely because you're more concerned with yourself than others. Meh. They all hate you already anyway.
How about this- "stubborn?" Hrm? Heard that lately? All those facts which don't fit your theories must just be wrong, right? I mean, really, the vast amounts of time you spend with your head in the clouds...you're just plain strange.

 

[Madoness]

Loser- INTP

7% Extraversion, 80% Intuition, 87% Thinking, 20% Judging

Spoiler

Talked to another human being lately? I'm serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn't become apparent to you... Nerd's a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn't care less about the different definitions of the word and why you're actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don't pretend you weren't thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly.
Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you're at your very best...*cough* Sorry, I mean worst. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn't something you find easy, but don't worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now.
On top of all this, you're shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you're on OKCupid! Now, quickly go and delete everything about "theoretical questions" from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you'll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don't get your hopes up.
I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest, would it really make a sound?

 

[Smooch]

ugh. I HATE quizzes that only give you two, very unsatisfying options.
Anyway- INFP, "Pollyana"

 

[ProxyAmenRa]

Dictator- ENTJ
53% Extraversion, 73% Intuition, 87% Thinking, 53% Judging
Have you no soul? It's clear you have no heart and that your blood runs cold, but really, do you have even one redeeming factor?
Sure. You're a natural born leader. So was Hitler. You just don't like people, do you?
You don't play games. You take charge. And there's very little room for mistakes in your world. You're forceful, intimidating and overbearing.
Heard of the word "patience?" Trust me, it's a word and it's something you're sorely lacking. Believe it or not, you're not always right. Learn to have some patience for those who think differently from you, knobflap.
From the way people's knees knock when they see you, you should have realised by now that you're not exactly a "people-person." You're more of a "people-eater." You just ain't tuned into people's feelings and probably couldn't care less whether you were anyway. Maybe you're not from this planet but the rest of us are.
Sure, you're intelligent. So what? You have some semblance of power. Big deal.
At least people LIKE the rest of us.

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Errh what?

 

[CLOfriendOSE]

Is it wrong that I took the INTP commentary as a compliment?

 

[Doodle]

Loser- INTP

I'm now contemplating if I have just memorized the INTP-like answers and I'm just spouting them off because of habit.

Naw, just the thought of that probably confirms it.

Thats exactly what i was thinking lol

 

[Doodle]

Loser- INTP

7% Extraversion, 67% Intuition, 87% Thinking, 13% Judging

 

[C.J_Finn]

Loser- INTP

20% Extraversion, 67% Intuition, 90% Thinking, 27% Judging

 

[nitemare121]

I got INTJ.... oh, well.

 

[Wormwood]

INTP.

7% extraversion, 87% intuition, 93% thinking, 7% judging.

Fairly certain now...

 

[Treece]

I was flabbergasted by the title...but it's totally me.

Your result for The Brutally Honest Personality Test ...
Loser - INTP

You scored 27% on Extraversion.

You scored 53% on Intuition.

You scored 60% on Thinking.

You scored 47% on Judging.

Talked to another human being lately? I'm serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn't become apparent to you...

Nerd's a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn't care less about the different definitions of the word and why you're actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don't pretend you weren't thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly.

Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you're at your very best. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn't something you find easy, but don't worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now.

On top of all this, you're shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you're on okcupid. Now, quickly go and delete everything about "theoretical questions" from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you'll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don't get your hopes up.

I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest and there was no one there to hear it, would it really make a sound?

 

[sti_lin]

Loser - INTP

7-Ex, 67-I, 80-T, 20-J

Luckily I am married to an isfj and she asked me out

 

[Amagi82]

hmm... didn't expect this

Dictator - ENTJ


Have you no soul? It's clear you have no heart and that your blood runs cold, but really, do you have even one redeeming factor?

Sure. You're a natural born leader. So was Hitler. You just don't like people, do you?

You don't play games. You take charge. And there's very little room for mistakes in your world. You're forceful, intimidating and overbearing.

Heard of the word "patience?" Trust me, it's a word and it's something you're sorely lacking. Believe it or not, you're not always right. Learn to have some patience for those who think differently from you, knobflap.

From the way people's knees knock when they see you, you should have realised by now that you're not exactly a "people-person." You're more of a "people-eater." You're just not tuned into people's feelings and probably couldn't care less whether you were anyway. Maybe you're not from this planet but the rest of us are.

Sure, you're intelligent. So what? You have some semblance of power. Big deal.

At least people LIKE the rest of us.

 

[Nibbler]

Christ, I'm a Loser - INTP. There's a shock.


You scored 7% on Extraversion, higher than 1% of your peers.

You scored 60% on Intuition, higher than 61% of your peers.

You scored 73% on Thinking, higher than 82% of your peers.

You scored 33% on Judging, higher than 19% of your peers.

 

[Scarlett Hayden]

Loser - INTP
47% - Extraversion, 53% - Intuition, 73% - Thinking, 40% - Judging.
Interesting to note how most INTP's have extremely low scores of Extraversion yet equally just as extremely high scores in Intuition yet mine seems to be more balanced around the half way mark... would this not border on being another type?

 

[ayn]

Haha.
Busy Body - ENFJ

You scored 60% on Extraversion.

You scored 60% on Intuition.

You scored 37% on Thinking.

You scored 53% on Judging.

 

[Mizzykin]

Loser - INTP
20% Extroversion, 87% Intuition, 87% Thinking, 47% Judging.

Spoiler

Talked to another human being lately? I'm serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn't become apparent to you...

Nerd's a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn't care less about the different definitions of the word and why you're actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don't pretend you weren't thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly.

Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you're at your very best. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn't something you find easy, but don't worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now.

On top of all this, you're shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you're on okcupid. Now, quickly go and delete everything about "theoretical questions" from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you'll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don't get your hopes up.

I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest and there was no one there to hear it, would it really make a sound?

 

[EyeSeeCold]

Loser - INTP

You scored 7% on Extraversion.
You scored 60% on Intuition.
You scored 80% on Thinking.
You scored 33% on Judging.

Spoiler

Talked to another human being lately? I'm serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn't become apparent to you...

Nerd's a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn't care less about the different definitions of the word and why you're actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don't pretend you weren't thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly.

Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you're at your very best. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn't something you find easy, but don't worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now.

On top of all this, you're shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you're on okcupid. Now, quickly go and delete everything about "theoretical questions" from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you'll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don't get your hopes up.

I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest and there was no one there to hear it, would it really make a sound?

 

[Philosophyking87]

That INTP description is spot-on!

 

[Minuend]

Been a while since I've taken a testy.

Loser - INTP

 

[EyeSeeCold]

Dork - Socially awkward
Geek - has specialized knowledge/competency(usually technological), is a fanboy/girl, has weird or obscure interests
Nerd - has high intelligence, good grades, is interested in brainy stuff no one else cares about or comprehends

INTPs: Dorky Geeks
INTJs: Dorky Nerds

 

[introverted_thinker]

Loser - INTP



Talked to another human being lately? I'm serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn't become apparent to you...

Nerd's a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn't care less about the different definitions of the word and why you're actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don't pretend you weren't thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly.

Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you're at your very best. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn't something you find easy, but don't worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now.

On top of all this, you're shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you're on okcupid. Now, quickly go and delete everything about "theoretical questions" from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you'll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don't get your hopes up.

I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest and there was no one there to hear it, would it really make a sound? (Well,yeah.)

 

[lungs]

Pushover - ISFJ

You scored 33% on Extraversion, higher than 36% of your peers.
You scored 27% on Intuition, higher than 6% of your peers.
You scored 47% on Thinking, higher than 35% of your peers.
You scored 60% on Judging, higher than 71% of your peers.

 

[RockinLollipop]

I don't even have any clue how this "E" showed up in my result.

Dictator - ENTJ
(E=7%, N=93%, T=100%, J=47%)
Have you no soul? It's clear you have no heart and that your blood runs cold, but really, do you have even one redeeming factor?

Sure. You're a natural born leader. So was Hitler. You just don't like people, do you?

You don't play games. You take charge. And there's very little room for mistakes in your world. You're forceful, intimidating and overbearing.

Heard of the word "patience?" Trust me, it's a word and it's something you're sorely lacking. Believe it or not, you're not always right. Learn to have some patience for those who think differently from you, knobflap.

From the way people's knees knock when they see you, you should have realised by now that you're not exactly a "people-person." You're more of a "people-eater." You're just not tuned into people's feelings and probably couldn't care less whether you were anyway. Maybe you're not from this planet but the rest of us are.

Sure, you're intelligent. So what? You have some semblance of power. Big deal.

At least people LIKE the rest of us.

 

[cerebedlam]

Is that link dead? Any other source for this test?

Or, do you need to be a member of OK to access it?

"Uh-oh. That wasn’t supposed to happen! Let us know what you did, and we’ll get it fixed right away. Thanks!" — Staff Robot

 

[drifting cloud]

LOL...classic INTP, who'da thunk.

20% on Extraversion (way lower than normal)
87% Intuition (about normal for me on these things)
60% on Thinking (about normal, I have been known to score very close to Feeling, too)
13% on Judging (this is about normal for me)

I haven't been to OkayCupid since high school and had no idea it still existed. Thanks OP

Talked to another human being lately? I'm serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn't become apparent to you...

Nerd's a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn't care less about the different definitions of the word and why you're actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don't pretend you weren't thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly.

Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you're at your very best. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn't something you find easy, but don't worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now.

On top of all this, you're shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you're on okcupid. Now, quickly go and delete everything about "theoretical questions" from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you'll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don't get your hopes up.

I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest and there was no one there to hear it, would it really make a sound?

 

[Ninjamanda]

I am just a Loser INTP

E- 33%
I- 60%
T- 73%
J- 40%

 

[cghhmnrtt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsCAy9ErdKY

 

[Cindy]

Loser INTP

20% Extroversion
80% Intuition
67% Thinking
7% Judging

 

[GeneralPatton]

Your result for The Brutally Honest Personality Test ...
Loser - INTP



Talked to another human being lately? I'm serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn't become apparent to you...

Nerd's a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn't care less about the different definitions of the word and why you're actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don't pretend you weren't thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly.

Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you're at your very best. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn't something you find easy, but don't worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now.

On top of all this, you're shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you're on okcupid. Now, quickly go and delete everything about "theoretical questions" from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you'll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don't get your hopes up.

I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest and there was no one there to hear it, would it really make a sound?

 

[PhoenixRising]

I got the same one. I find it rather prejudice for them to stereotype INTPs as "losers". Einstein was an INTP, as were Thomas Jefferson and Galileo. Our type may be rare, but we contribute more to the evolution of human society than any other type.

 

[GeneralPatton]

I got the same one. I find it rather prejudice for them to stereotype INTPs as "losers". Einstein was an INTP, as were Thomas Jefferson and Galileo. Our type may be rare, but we contribute more to the evolution of human society than any other type.

Truer words never spoken......

 

[intpz]

What the...
Dictator - ENTJ

 

[Teohrn]

I got ENTJ too, tending to INTP though. I did think It was weird that I got E on the basis of my answers though. Some of the questions are funny, which is the only purpose of the test anyway.

I know I chuckled when I read the question on whether Vinnie the Pooh or Elmer Fudd would win in a fight to death. I believe most most feelers would have answered Elmer Fudd, although probably reluctantly, and in the case of the most blatant feelers, they would have just gone with their emotions and answered the first. However, it was funny.

 

[intpz]

Yea, some questions I didn't even know what they meant, example would be the question you've mentioned @Teohrn.

 

[Bucca]

Loser- INTP. Though no one had ever described me as a nerd.