The Are You a Psychopath? Test

[TheScornedReflex]

My stuff? MY STUFF!! Do they take I.O.U cards?

 

[Montresor]

only if you sign it. or else how will they know you actually intend to pay? they might think you're lying!

i knew a guy who's grandpa made him kill a litter of kittens with a hatchet when he was a boy.

 

[TheScornedReflex]

This is assuming my kids would live with their mother. And that there is another presumption that she is still with us. Maybe she happened to run away one night with only the clothes on her back. Not telling anyone where she was heading.

What's the guys address? Or the boys? Do they still have the same hatchet? Nevermind. I have my own.

 

[Montresor]

6th house
2nd Street
North Calgary, Canada

ugh I have to find a job. i quit my job for no reason this morning. true story

no more games thanks for the chat.

 

[Chad]

The Healthy Mind

You scored 66% empathic, 19% delusional, 58% sociable, and 49% law-abiding!
You don't have any gross defects of character at all. You might have your problems, but for the most part you're simply a normal person and most definitely not a psychopath in any way.

 

[TriflinThomas]

Yay, a fellow crazy.

I'm crazy, too! Yay...

 

[myownworstenemy]

The Psychopath
You scored 31% empathic, 24% delusional, 45% sociable, and 22% law-abiding!

Wow, you are a genuine psychopath. You lack empathy, are highly manipulative, disregard the law, and don't even have any delusions to blame for your behavior. Therapy is unlikely to help you and would in fact just make you better at manipulating others. Chances are that most people don't even realize just how sick you are.

figures I'm a psychopath

 

[SpiralHacker]

Healthy Mind
You scored 80% empathic, 0% delusional, 91% sociable, and 69% law-abiding!
Alternatively, if I reword one question to produce a different answer: You scored 80% empathic, 24% delusional, 91% sociable, and 69% law-abiding! (still Healthy Mind result)

You don't have any gross defects of character at all. You might have your problems, but for the most part you're simply a normal person and most definitely not a psychopath in any way.

 

[Invisible Jellyfish]

The Organized Madman
You scored 24% empathic, 36% delusional, 42% sociable, and 42% law-abiding!

I just love how many ''42'' there is:
1. 24% is 42 from back
2. 36 is 63 from back, if you take off half of 42, then you get... 42
3. and 4... yes, 42.
I just love it.
Seems like The Organized Madman is one of the most popular results.

 

[Chad]

The Organized Madman
You scored 24% empathic, 36% delusional, 42% sociable, and 42% law-abiding!

I just love how many ''42'' there is:
1. 24% is 42 from back
2. 36 is 63 from back, if you take off half of 42, then you get... 42
3. and 4... yes, 42.
I just love it.
Seems like The Organized Madman is one of the most popular results.

Maybe you are the answer to life, the universe and everything.

Whats the question again?

 

[Invisible Jellyfish]

I knew that I was special. <-- my ego just grew

 

[C.Hecker88]

The Social Retard
You scored 48% empathic, 38% delusional, 51% sociable, and 36% law-abiding!

You're mildly insane, but kept in line by your desire to fit in with others and respect for the law. You don't connect with others emotionally and lack the wildness of someone who disregards the law, and so you're left in a somewhat awkward place. Probably most of your emotional problems stem from your psychological problems and if you received therapy and medication you'd be just fine. You're definitely not a psychopath.



I am not pleased. This test is rigged

 

[QuickTwist]

The Social Retard

You scored 46% empathic, 48% delusional, 52% sociable, and 40% law-abiding!
You're mildly insane, but kept in line by your desire to fit in with others and respect for the law. You don't connect with others emotionally and lack the wildness of someone who disregards the law, and so you're left in a somewhat awkward place. Probably most of your emotional problems stem from your psychological problems and if you received therapy and medication you'd be just fine. You're definitely not a psychopath

 

[FrostFern]

The Officer

You scored 48% empathic, 2% delusional, 52% sociable, and 62% law-abiding!
You're a sane, friendly person with a healthy respect for the law. You're not particularly emotional and may have difficulty connecting with others, but because you do tend to follow the law and treat others with respect it's doubtful your behavior will ever be particularly destructive. You're definitely not a psychopath.


I'm so booooring.... following the law.

 

[Brontosaurie]

"The Healthy Lunatic
You scored 54% empathic, 31% delusional, 59% sociable, and 58% law-abiding!

You're delusional, but otherwise a normal member of society. Maybe you think weird thoughts or believe in things other people don't, but you're able to function just fine. You're definitely not a psychopath."

thank you internet

 

[Cherry Cola]

The Healthy Mind

You scored 55% empathic, 14% delusional, 61% sociable, and 42% law-abiding!


Well that was a boring result... come on!

 

[Chrono]

The Psychopath
You scored 32% empathic, 19% delusional, 33% sociable, and 28% law-abiding!

Wow, you are a genuine psychopath. You lack empathy, are highly manipulative, disregard the law, and don't even have any delusions to blame for your behavior. Therapy is unlikely to help you and would in fact just make you better at manipulating others. Chances are that most people don't even realize just how sick you are.

Lovely.

 

[Dr_Chroot]

The Healthy Delusional

65% empathic, 31% delusional, 77% sociable, and 78% law-abiding
​

You're delusional, but otherwise a normal member of society. Maybe you think weird thoughts or believe in things other people don't, but you're able to function just fine. You're definitely not a psychopath.

 

[Helvete]

The Madman

You scored 41% empathic, 33% delusional, 41% sociable, and 18% law-abiding!

I sometimes hear things I apparently shouldn't and have little respect for the law...

 

[Grayman]

The Healthy Mind

You scored 80% empathic, 0% delusional, 72% sociable, and 70% law-abiding!
You don't have any gross defects of character at all. You might have your problems, but for the most part you're simply a normal person and most definitely not a psychopath in any way.


0% delusional means I am 100% which means none of this is real.

 

[Prion]

My results: "You're a sane, friendly person with a healthy respect for the law. You're not particularly emotional and may have difficulty connecting with others, but because you do tend to follow the law and treat others with respect it's doubtful your behavior will ever be particularly destructive. You're definitely not a psychopath."

I'd consider this accurate.

 

[The Gopher]

I am 100% sure that there are very few psychopaths here. I am almost positive that if anybody was to get the "heart of gold" result they would be the psychopath.

 

[grayskies]

The Officer
You scored 46% empathic, 10% delusional, 75% sociable, and 66% law-abiding!

You're a sane, friendly person with a healthy respect for the law. You're not particularly emotional and may have difficulty connecting with others, but because you do tend to follow the law and treat others with respect it's doubtful your behavior will ever be particularly destructive. You're definitely not a psychopath.

 

[QuickTwist]

I took this test again because I knew it would be different this time around.

The Madman
You scored 20% on empathic, higher than 7% of your peers, You scored 60% on delusional, higher than 91% of your peers, You scored 29% on sociable, higher than 14% of your peers, and You scored 30% on law-abiding, higher than 31% of your peers!

You have many of the same qualities of a psychopath while also showing some delusional tendencies. This is deeply concerning, but there is a faint chance that with therapy and medication you could be a productive member of society. You're probsbly (< what?) not a psychopath.

 

[meanbluepanda]

The Law Abider

You scored 28% empathic, 0% delusional, 39% sociable, and 37% law-abiding!

You aren't particularly empathic and you might be prone to manipulating people, but at least you follow the law. Instead of your ties to society keeping you in like, you're controlled by your fear of legal retribution. You do have some limits on your behavior at least, though. You're probably not a psychopath.

 

[Ixoziel]

The Psychopath
You scored 14% empathic, 12% delusional, 20% sociable, and 17% law-abiding!

Wow, you are a genuine psychopath. You lack empathy, are highly manipulative, disregard the law, and don't even have any delusions to blame for your behavior. Therapy is unlikely to help you and would in fact just make you better at manipulating others. Chances are that most people don't even realize just how sick you are.

I figured I would get something like this. I'm usually good at manipulating people to get what I want, and I have very little empathy. I don't enjoy causing unnecessary cruelty, though. I hate animal abusers, because hurting something that is helpless is weak.

 

[Adam01618]

"You scored 73% empathic, 19% delusional, 74% sociable, and 88% law-abiding!

You don't have any gross defects of character at all. You might have your problems, but for the most part you're simply a normal person and most definitely not a psychopath in any way."

Sometimes I wonder if I'm INTP at all...

 

[kora]

Healthy lunatic. Suits me.

 

[Ex-User (9086)]

Hmm.
Seems I need friends or love.

 

[Narziss]

The Officer

You scored 41% empathic, 19% delusional, 58% sociable, and 52% law-abiding!

You're a sane, friendly person with a healthy respect for the law. You're not particularly emotional and may have difficulty connecting with others, but because you do tend to follow the law and treat others with respect it's doubtful your behavior will ever be particularly destructive. You're definitely not a psychopath.

Mmm.. ok but:
-Friendly person (and 58% sociable!!): wow! I've never known to be so sociable! It's fantastic!

-Health respect for the law: ok... I'm respectful for the law. But after having answred that when I was a kid I stoled my friends' toys... I wouldn't have expectet such a result!

 

[paradoxparadigm7]

The Healthy Mind
You scored 82% empathic, 0% delusional, 87% sociable, and 50% law-abiding!

You don't have any gross defects of character at all. You might have your problems, but for the most part you're simply a normal person and most definitely not a psychopath in any way.

 

[iHeartCats]

The Healthy Mind

You scored 55% empathic, 0% delusional, 68% sociable, and 68% law-abiding!
You don't have any gross defects of character at all. You might have your problems, but for the most part you're simply a normal person and most definitely not a psychopath in any way.


I'm not even crazy.
I am disappoint.

 

[nexion]

The Law Abider

You scored 45% empathic, 24% delusional, 49% sociable, and 34% law-abiding!


You aren't particularly empathic and you might be prone to manipulating people, but at least you follow the law. Instead of your ties to society keeping you in like, you're controlled by your fear of legal retribution. You do have some limits on your behavior at least, though. You're probably not a psychopath.

-----

I probably already did this quiz and posted in this thread. Anyway, the results are kind of ironic considering I answered some variation of 'yes' to a lot of questions dealing with illegal acts.

I hate animal abusers, because hurting something that is helpless is weak.

Spoken like a true psychopath with a thirst for challenge.

Much better to play games with entities that are capable of playing back, am I right? It's so much more intellectually satisfying.

 

[Jennywocky]

...Horribly disappointed.

The Healthy Mind

You scored 56% empathic, 0% delusional, 68% sociable, and 50% law-abiding!
You don't have any gross defects of character at all. You might have your problems, but for the most part you're simply a normal person and most definitely not a psychopath in any way.

On the other hand, it provides me the opportunity to continue pursuing my antisocial delusional behavior in secret.

 

[Black Rose]

The Healthy Mind
You scored 66% empathic, 24% delusional, 74% sociable, and 84% law-abiding!

 

[banmeknot]

Long enough test. Score:

The Healthy Mind

You scored 83% empathic, 14% delusional, 86% sociable, and 58% law-abiding!
You don't have any gross defects of character at all. You might have your problems, but for the most part you're simply a normal person and most definitely not a psychopath in any way.

That says my psyche isn't pathetic. Not saying much. Do you want to talk morality now?

 

[The Grey Man]

The Healthy Mind
You scored 56% empathic, 12% delusional, 71% sociable, and 54% law-abiding!

You don't have any gross defects of character at all. You might have your problems, but for the most part you're simply a normal person and most definitely not a psychopath in any way.​

Hmm...

Ok then.

 

[Mithrandir]

The Officer

You scored 45% empathic, 12% delusional, 64% sociable, and 54% law-abiding!
You're a sane, friendly person with a healthy respect for the law. You're not particularly emotional and may have difficulty connecting with others, but because you do tend to follow the law and treat others with respect it's doubtful your behavior will ever be particularly destructive. You're definitely not a psychopath.

 

[StevenM]

The Healthy Lunatic
You scored 66% empathic, 55% delusional, 68% sociable, and 60% law-abiding!

You're delusional, but otherwise a normal member of society. Maybe you think weird thoughts or believe in things other people don't, but you're able to function just fine. You're definitely not a psychopath.

:/ I guess that's good.

 

[QuickTwist]

The Healthy Lunatic
You scored 66% empathic, 55% delusional, 68% sociable, and 60% law-abiding!

You're delusional, but otherwise a normal member of society. Maybe you think weird thoughts or believe in things other people don't, but you're able to function just fine. You're definitely not a psychopath.

:/ I guess that's good.

I could trade with you. I'd gladly take Healthy Lunatic over social retard.

 

[computerhxr]

The Healthy Mind
You scored 52% empathic, 12% delusional, 58% sociable, and 42% law-abiding!

You don't have any gross defects of character at all. You might have your problems, but for the most part you're simply a normal person and most definitely not a psychopath in any way.

I'm probably a lot lower on the law-abiding scale but the questions did not have an option that supports my true opinion. I think of laws as guidelines for living.

 

[Seteleechete]

48% empathic, 29% delusional, 51% sociable and 47% law abiding you are the Social Retard... meh true

 

[kvothe27]

The Social Retard

You scored 49% empathic, 57% delusional, 68% sociable, and 50% law-abiding!
You're mildly insane, but kept in line by your desire to fit in with others and respect for the law. You don't connect with others emotionally and lack the wildness of someone who disregards the law, and so you're left in a somewhat awkward place. Probably most of your emotional problems stem from your psychological problems and if you received therapy and medication you'd be just fine. You're definitely not a psychopath.

 

[Happy]

The Madman
You scored 7% empathic, 48% delusional, 7% sociable, and 8% law-abiding!

You have many of the same qualities of a psychopath while also showing some delusional tendencies. This is deeply concerning, but there is a faint chance that with therapy and medication you could be a productive member of society. You're probsbly not a psychopath.

The Madman has a nice ring to it.

The Madman

The Madman

The Madman

Yeah, I could get used to that.

 

[Ex-User (9062)]

The Healthy Lunatic

You scored 69% empathic, 31% delusional, 70% sociable, and 66% law-abiding!


You scored 69% on empathic, higher than 85% of your peers.
You scored 31% on delusional, higher than 59% of your peers.
You scored 70% on sociable, higher than 77% of your peers.
You scored 66% on law-abiding, higher than 82% of your peers.


You're delusional, but otherwise a normal member of society. Maybe you think weird thoughts or believe in things other people don't, but you're able to function just fine. You're definitely not a psychopath.

 

[rainman312]

You scored 38% empathic, 36% delusional, 42% sociable, and 31% law-abiding!
You might have little connection to the people around you and suffer from some delusional tendencies, but you also respect the law. This keeps you from being too dangerous. If you received therapy and medication you would possibly become a productive member of society. You're definitely not a psychopath.

This seems terribly inaccurate. Perhaps I incorrectly answered some questions. I wouldn't say I'm a psychopath, though I could easily see how other would think that.

 

[Epoh]

The Healthy Mind
76% empathetic
12% delusional
87% sociable
99% law abiding
You don't have any gross defects of character at all. You might have your problems, but for the most part you're simply a normal person and most definitely not a psychopath in any way.

Aw man... I wanted to be a psychopath...

 

[Haseebu]

http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-are-you-a-psychopath-test2

Your result for The Are You a Psychopath? Test ...

The Organized Madman
You scored 35% empathic, 48% delusional, 36% sociable, and 31% law-abiding!

You might have little connection to the people around you and suffer from some delusional tendencies, but you also respect the law. This keeps you from being too dangerous. If you received therapy and medication you would possibly become a productive member of society. You're definitely not a psychopath.

I scored 55% empathic, 40% delusional, 39% sociable, and 37% law-abiding!

and am 100% sociopath as per this creepy sociopath test

http://www.helpforstartup.com/sociopath-test/

Is it accurate? Just want to know your views. Please reply asap

 

[Sinny91]

Doubt it.

The 'official' psychopathy test is O'Hare's if you haven't taken that already.

 

[Stagename]

Taking a psychopath test through self evaluation is completely meaningless. Response bias is through the roof.

Anyway, according to this, I am the Officer.