The Are You a Psychopath? Test

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http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-are-you-a-psychopath-test2

Your result for The Are You a Psychopath? Test ...

The Organized Madman
You scored 35% empathic, 48% delusional, 36% sociable, and 31% law-abiding!

You might have little connection to the people around you and suffer from some delusional tendencies, but you also respect the law. This keeps you from being too dangerous. If you received therapy and medication you would possibly become a productive member of society. You're definitely not a psychopath.

 

[rrgjl]

The Social Butterfly
You scored 52% empathic, 24% delusional, 55% sociable, and 30% law-abiding!

You like people, a lot. You don't really care much about the law, but it doesn't much matter when you're on such good terms with everyone around you. So long as you don't get yourself into trouble you'll probably remain quite popular. Oh, and you might be a drug dealer. You're definitely not a psychopath.


It's actually funny because, though I'm always open to people and meeting new ones, in general I don't like people that much. They disappoint often.

 

[ℜεмїηїs¢εη¢ε]

The Social Butterfly
You scored 52% empathic, 24% delusional, 55% sociable, and 30% law-abiding!

You like people, a lot. You don't really care much about the law, but it doesn't much matter when you're on such good terms with everyone around you. So long as you don't get yourself into trouble you'll probably remain quite popular. Oh, and you might be a drug dealer. You're definitely not a psychopath.


It's actually funny because, though I'm always open to people and meeting new ones, in general I don't like people that much. They disappoint often.

That is quite interesting indeed, I wouldn't expect an introvert to be labeled as a social butterfly by a long shot. Maybe this has to do with different possible reasons for being introverted. Some people might be shy/insecure but others might not enjoy the company of others/not find it worthwhile to interact. So perhaps you have a lot of potential to be very social if you could only find people you deem worthy of interaction. I would not label myself as shy/insecure so perhaps I fall into the later category myself.

Also, could it be said that I have a superiority complex if I believe that I am very small and insignificant but I am still capable of labeling others with what I consider as lower intelligence as somehow more insignificant? It's not like I think very highly of myself, I really don't, but I do somehow find interactions with stupid people to be useless. I mean this in a very subjective sense, though. I'm not sure if objective worth really exists or not; I'm leaning towards it not existing.

 

[EyeSeeCold]

The Officer
You scored 45% empathic, 24% delusional, 54% sociable, and 51% law-abiding!

You're a sane, friendly person with a healthy respect for the law. You're not particularly emotional and may have difficulty connecting with others, but because you do tend to follow the law and treat others with respect it's doubtful your behavior will ever be particularly destructive. You're definitely not a psychopath.



whoop whoop!

 

[ℜεмїηїs¢εη¢ε]

The Officer
You scored 45% empathic, 24% delusional, 54% sociable, and 51% law-abiding!

You're a sane, friendly person with a healthy respect for the law. You're not particularly emotional and may have difficulty connecting with others, but because you do tend to follow the law and treat others with respect it's doubtful your behavior will ever be particularly destructive. You're definitely not a psychopath.



whoop whoop!

The description sounds fine but the title of "The Officer" seems kind of strange to me; it doesn't seem to fit the description all that well. I would expect an officer would either be an idiot with a huge sense of justice or perhaps an idiot that enjoys to shoot people without punishment. Perhaps I just have something against policemen, I'm not sure. Either way, I'm pretty sure you aren't either of these and the test makers could have chosen a better title for that description.

@the song choice

Clever.

 

[EyeSeeCold]

The description sounds fine but the title of "The Officer" seems kind of strange to me; it doesn't seem to fit the description all that well. I would expect an officer would either be an idiot with a huge sense of justice or perhaps an idiot that enjoys to shoot people without punishment. Perhaps I just have something against policemen, I'm not sure. Either way, I'm pretty sure you aren't either of these and the test makers could have chosen a better title for that description.

@the song choice

Clever.

Yeah I think you're right; probably compared to the other results/traits it seems officer-like. It's alright though since it's just a casual test. (I thought the cops theme was more fitting)

 

[Duxwing]

I also scored as The Officer, but I think that I understand the title. Officers of the law are typically friendly, lawful, and not too attached to people; such traits enable them to deal with gifts from little kids, terrified, illiterate immigrants, incoming rounds, and everything in between by providing a broad spectrum of possible reactions. A hug for the kid, translation for the immigrants, and a T.A.S.E.R. shot for the guy shooting at him/her.

-Duxwing

 

[Wolf18]

The Law Abider
You scored 31% empathic, 12% delusional, 46% sociable, and 60% law-abiding!

You aren't particularly empathic and you might be prone to manipulating people, but at least you follow the law. Instead of your ties to society keeping you in like, you're controlled by your fear of legal retribution. You do have some limits on your behavior at least, though. You're probably not a psychopath.

 

[Ex-User (5841)]

The Madman
You scored 23% empathic, 60% delusional, 23% sociable, and 12% law-abiding!

You have many of the same qualities of a psychopath while also showing some delusional tendencies. This is deeply concerning, but there is a faint chance that with therapy and medication you could be a productive member of society. You're probably not a psychopath.

 

[ℜεмїηїs¢εη¢ε]

The Madman
You scored 23% empathic, 60% delusional, 23% sociable, and 12% law-abiding!

You have many of the same qualities of a psychopath while also showing some delusional tendencies. This is deeply concerning, but there is a faint chance that with therapy and medication you could be a productive member of society. You're probably not a psychopath.

Yay, a fellow crazy.

 

[Ex-User (5841)]

Yay, a fellow crazy.

You're definitely not a psychopath.

You're probably not a psychopath.

Hehe... My crazy > your crazy. My sense of symmetry isn't too bad either.
*cues the circus music*​

Spoiler

:smiley_emoticons_mr :smiley_emoticons_mr
​

 

[TheScornedReflex]

The Psychopath

You scored 21% empathic, 0% delusional, 14% sociable, and 16% law-abiding!

Wow, you are a genuine psychopath. You lack empathy, are highly manipulative, disregard the law, and don't even have any delusions to blame for your behavior. Therapy is unlikely to help you and would in fact just make you better at manipulating others. Chances are that most people don't even realize just how sick you are.

I am not sick. I don't think about killing people. Well, i wouldn't go through with it anyway.

 

[ProxyAmenRa]

The Law Abider
You scored 34% empathic, 0% delusional, 42% sociable, and 37% law-abiding!

You aren't particularly empathic and you might be prone to manipulating people, but at least you follow the law. Instead of your ties to society keeping you in like, you're controlled by your fear of legal retribution. You do have some limits on your behavior at least, though. You're probably not a psychopath.

 

[Cognisant]

I am not sick. I don't think about killing people.

That's perfectly normal, I think

 

[Dormouse]

The Healthy Lunatic
You scored 62% empathic, 36% delusional, 71% sociable, and 74% law-abiding!

You're delusional, but otherwise a normal member of society. Maybe you think weird thoughts or believe in things other people don't, but you're able to function just fine. You're definitely not a psychopath.

 

[TheScornedReflex]

That's perfectly normal, I think

That's what I thought! Tis when you kill someone and get caught that's the problem. Apparently it is a big no, no. I don't know why though *shrugs and goes back to sharpening knife*

On a side note, would anyone like to see my basement? It is really cool. No matter how much you screa... Um, heh, make loud noises no one will hear. We can even play surgeon. You can be my patient *Smiles innocently*

 

[Fukyo]

I got healthy, non delusional.

 

[snafupants]

I got healthy, non delusional.

@Fukyo

Does that decidedly saucy avatar depict Fukyo in her natural habitat?

 

[Fukyo]

@Fukyo

Does that decidedly saucy avatar depict Fukyo in her natural habitat?

I also wear a monocle.

 

[snafupants]

I also wear a monocle.

Ah, nothing goes with Shakespeare like Jack Daniels.

 

[rrgjl]

That is quite interesting indeed, I wouldn't expect an introvert to be labeled as a social butterfly by a long shot. Maybe this has to do with different possible reasons for being introverted. Some people might be shy/insecure but others might not enjoy the company of others/not find it worthwhile to interact. So perhaps you have a lot of potential to be very social if you could only find people you deem worthy of interaction. I would not label myself as shy/insecure so perhaps I fall into the later category myself.

Also, could it be said that I have a superiority complex if I believe that I am very small and insignificant but I am still capable of labeling others with what I consider as lower intelligence as somehow more insignificant? It's not like I think very highly of myself, I really don't, but I do somehow find interactions with stupid people to be useless. I mean this in a very subjective sense, though. I'm not sure if objective worth really exists or not; I'm leaning towards it not existing.

Yeah you know I am a very social person towards family and friends. But when it comes to most people, I find them shallow, annoying, uninteresting etc. So yeah, it's all relative.
And yes, I'm also a bit insecure/shy socially, but not to the degree that I don't interact with people

 

[Montresor]

A little late to jump on board but what the heck!

MADMAN

The Madman

You scored 24% empathic, 40% delusional, 22% sociable, and 4% law-abiding!

whew that was close.

 

[Nezaros]

The Psychopath
You scored 38% empathic, 24% delusional, 43% sociable, and 30% law-abiding!

Wow, you are a genuine psychopath. You lack empathy, are highly manipulative, disregard the law, and don't even have any delusions to blame for your behavior. Therapy is unlikely to help you and would in fact just make you better at manipulating others. Chances are that most people don't even realize just how sick you are.

H'oh boy.

I'm really not very manipulative... Well, I often think about manipulating people, but I never see any real reason to do so. Other than for shits and giggles, but then I'm still too lazy for that.

I am not sick. I don't think about killing people. Well, i wouldn't go through with it anyway.

About the same, here. Should I be worried?

 

[Montresor]

Worried? Is that a joke? If you are indeed a psychopath then you ought naught to worry my friend.

Just try and give people the respect they deserve and if they don't mean you any harm then let them be and you can go your whole life without worrying about a single thing...

Revel in your advantage and try to use logic to base your decisions.

 

[Nezaros]

Is that a joke?

Yes.

 

[Montresor]

u trolln'?

 

[Nezaros]

Possibly, but my point is that I'm not actually worried, and that advice was unnecessary.

 

[Montresor]

You're a jerk, not a psychopath. Do people like you?

 

[Nezaros]

Nope.

 

[TheScornedReflex]

H'oh boy.

I'm really not very manipulative... Well, I often think about manipulating people, but I never see any real reason to do so. Other than for shits and giggles, but then I'm still too lazy for that.



About the same, here. Should I be worried?

Nah. I'm sure your plan will be as foolproof as mine. So if we do happen to accidentally kill someone on purpose, we'll be able to get away with it. . . . Unless you were meaning, should you be worried because you think about killing. In which case. Nah.

 

[The Introvert]

The Madman

You scored 45% empathic, 43% delusional, 41% sociable, and 29% law-abiding!
You have many of the same qualities of a psychopath while also showing some delusional tendencies. This is deeply concerning, but there is a faint chance that with therapy and medication you could be a productive member of society. You're probably not a psychopath.

Spoiler

Woot?

 

[Montresor]

Poll this shttt........ haha lovin' the number of madmen up in here.

 

[TheScornedReflex]

If there is a greater ratio of Madmen to any others, wouldn't that make them normal ?

 

[The Gopher]

That's perfectly normal, I think

Oh...


The Organized Madman

You scored 46% empathic, 67% delusional, 49% sociable, and 37% law-abiding!
You might have little connection to the people around you and suffer from some delusional tendencies, but you also respect the law. This keeps you from being too dangerous. If you received therapy and medication you would possibly become a productive member of society. You're definitely not a psychopath.

For some reason I scored high on delusional. Not sure why.

 

[Montresor]

If there is a greater ratio of Madmen to any others, wouldn't that make them normal ?

Yup! No need to scratch your head there. Plain as day that insight was.

Maybe the part that's lost on you is having pride in being similar to other people.

 

[Nezaros]

Yup! No need to scratch your head there. Plain as day that insight was.

Maybe the part that's lost on you is having pride in being similar to other people.

TheScornedReflex and I are the sole psychopaths so far, so we have much to be proud of.

 

[ℜεмїηїs¢εη¢ε]

Poll this shttt........ haha lovin' the number of madmen up in here.

Done.

 

[TheScornedReflex]

Yup! No need to scratch your head there. Plain as day that insight was.

Maybe the part that's lost on you is having pride in being similar to other people.

My head was itchy..

Yup, that part is lost on me. I like being unique. I have my own killing style and everything.

 

[TheScornedReflex]

TheScornedReflex and I are the sole psychopaths so far, so we have much to be proud of.

We should start a psychopath pride march. Then kill them all so only we remain.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

<H3>Your result for The Are You a Psychopath? Test ...

The Psychopath

You scored 34% empathic, 19% delusional, 38% sociable, and 20% law-abiding!
Wow, you are a genuine psychopath. You lack empathy, are highly manipulative, disregard the law, and don't even have any delusions to blame for your behavior. Therapy is unlikely to help you and would in fact just make you better at manipulating others. Chances are that most people don't even realize just how sick you are.

</H3>I did not expect this.

 

[Montresor]

We should start a psychopath pride march. Then kill them all so only we remain.

Can I come watch? I want to see a bunch of blank faces wiping each other out without so much as a single flash of truth in their eyes.

Then when you're done you can be doubly happy now that your rotten amygdala and bad parenting have been effectively removed from the gene pool, your kind is so much MORE unique!

My stats: 24% empathic, 40% delusional, 22% sociable, and 4% law-abiding!

Nezaros: 38% empathic, 24% delusional, 43% sociable, and 30% law-abiding! <-- one bad mofo

Inappropriate Behavior: 34% empathic, 19% delusional, 38% sociable, and 20% law-abiding! <-- one bad mofo

TheScornedReflex: 21% empathic, 0% delusional, 14% sociable, and 16% law-abiding!

Now that one I do believe.

 

[TheScornedReflex]

There would be truth in our eyes. The pleasure of the kill. The pain of the wounds. Watching the life fade from their eyes. Seeing the despair, that they were eliminated by someone superior. Knowing another kill was within arms reach. All in one delicious experience.
*realizes he is gripping his knife, stabbing at imagined victims*

Imma raise a bunch of animal butchering psychopathic children just to spite you @Montresor.

 

[Nezaros]

We psychopaths should start a club, at which we detail our various creative methods of killing others. But that might land me on the FBI watch list...

 

[TheScornedReflex]

We psychopaths should start a club, at which we detail our various creative methods of killing others. But that might land me on the FBI watch list...

Chances are, the moment you sigh up to this forum, the FBI start prying.

 

[Montresor]

Imma raise a bunch of animal butchering psychopathic children

If by raise children you mean not pay your child suppourt ...

 

[Montresor]

Chances are, the moment you sigh up to this forum, the FBI start prying.

I think you're a little more delusional than the test gave you credit for.....

 

[TheScornedReflex]

If by raise children you mean not pay your child suppourt ...

Hold on a minute.. Are you saying i HAVE to pay that?! I thought it was optional. Huh!

I think you're a little more delusional than the test gave you credit for.....

Are you joking? I was. I don't know what amuses me more. If this was a joke or you didn't get mine.

 

[TheScornedReflex]

I always thought it would be interesting to have a conversation with an admitted psychopath but it's actually kind of boring.

Let's amp up the excitement a bit. So how many cats have you killed? Me? 3.

I've admitted no such thing.

Thats because you haven't proposed an interesting topic.

I have killed zero cats. I happen to like them. Rabbits I have shot plenty of. Possums as well. Most one shot, one kill. I pride myself on precision.

 

[TheScornedReflex]

Unless I am trapping the possums. Then I use a hammer. If you hit them hard enough and precisely in the centre of their head, it leaves a perfect circular hole.

 

[Montresor]

ok that time i laughed.

yes you HAVE to pay child suppourt you HAVE to you HAVE to. or they take away your stuff. are you attached to your stuff?