Holidays, the opinions of people who disagree with me, smalltalk, television, commercialism, patriotism, nationalism, religion, politics, the masses, how adorable that puppy is, whoever the fuck Kesha is, any other celebrity pop singer, any other celebrity for that matter, anything having any remote connection to any celebrity, including their failed marriage, children I have no relation to, your inability to do something as simple as calculating the surface area of a torus, sports, people watching sports, people watching sports while participating in fantasy football, people who tell me to quit complaining about fantasy football, the latest teen vampire hearthrob...
The list goes on and on, but oddly enough I do care somewhat about people. Not their feelings of course, I'm not that self-loathing. But I find them interesting to observe, to get to know, so that when the proper time comes I can exploit their weaknesses for my own gain...
I mean what?