Can't we just have one thread where the uninformed n00b angst classics are addressed, such as:
"My post has to approved by a moderator, OMFG HOW DID I GET MYSELF BANNED ALREADY YOU RAMPANT NAZIS?!"
"Why no, I can't be bothered to look around in what would be assumed to be a logically relevant section of the forum before I make a new thread, and the momentary drop in blood pressure from the stress has obscured my vision, so I just didn't see that bloody sticky!"
Never mind....someone would miss that thread too.