Soviet Russia

[Cognisant]

This is Soviet Russia, here man bite dog, game play you, and Noddy is raped by little girl, I kid I kid, little girl rapes tentacles, Noddy is just boring blue man.

In Soviet Russia it is opposite day, every day, except on opposite day, which we call opposing-opposite day, yeah.

Here, have vodka, be unhappy.
A true Russian never smiles, we are a stoic people.

 

[EyeSeeCold]

You sure you took Geography?

 

[Cogwulf]

In soviet russia, jokes tell your mom.

 

[Cognisant]

You sure you took Geography?

No, I did social studies, my understanding of geography is notoriously bad.

 

[Cavallier]

Everything about you is notorious. You are Russian.

*punches Cog*

*drinks until feeling in feet leaves*

 

[lagduck]

In Soviet Russia, your life lives you.

 

[GYX_Kid]

soviet in russia makes ten sence selling morf-english form,.

sentence with 10 sense

i need sleep

 

[Black Rose]

This is Soviet Russia

YouTube - This Is Sparta! Techno Music Mix!!

No, I did social studies, my understanding of geography is notoriously bad.

 

[ℜεмїηїs¢εη¢ε]

I'm Russian but I think those "In Soviet Russia" jokes are pretty hilarious

@Animekitty

Can I play black? Lol.

 

[BigApplePi]

I'm Russian

Why? Are you in a hurry? -- <-- crossed out in case not funny.

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

In Soviet Russia, Waldo find you.

 

[EyeSeeCold]

In Soviet Russia, you control government!

 

[redbaron]

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[Proletar]

In soviet russia, women rapes rapists and children take pictures of strange men at the beach.

 

[Vladimir]

You're Russian?

 

[intpz]

Why does it matter if he's Russian?

 

[Etheri]

You're Russian?

He's not russian. But you probably are.

 

[Proletar]

You're Russian?

Nope. But if you are, we share a mediterranean sea together... And I've got most of the coast-line.

 

[Ex-User (5841)]

In Soviet Russia, kick to opponent head knock self out.

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=xsiUZ8bQ0n4&NR=1

 

[Vladimir]

Why does it matter if he's Russian?

If it doesn't matter, why ask?

I asked because of what he said in his first post.
"A true Russian never smiles, we are a stoic people."

The "we" implies that he categorizes himself as a Russian, and I wanted to see if he really was. No debate here.

 

[Cognisant]

No.

 

[intpz]

If it doesn't matter, why ask?

I asked because of what he said in his first post.
"A true Russian never smiles, we are a stoic people."

The "we" implies that he categorizes himself as a Russian, and I wanted to see if he really was. No debate here.

Did I say that it doesn't matter? I've asked you why you asked him.

I see. But Russians do smile, after a couple vodka shots.

 

[Cognisant]

Ah but in Soviet Russia they do not, because they are all nihilists

*dances to euro-techno, without smiling at all*

 

[EyeSeeCold]

*dances to euro-techno, without smiling at all*

 

[Peeps999]

In Soviet Russia, Pikachu chooses you.

 

[Introspective]

In Soviet Russia, Burger King eats YOU!!

 

[Etheri]

*dances to euro-techno, without smiling at all*

Swanky tunes = great russian house. Sorry, don't know any actual russian techno off the top of my head. Not any good stuff, atleast D;

 

[Proletar]

In Soviet Russia, God prays to you.

 

[Lucifer van Satan]

In Soviet Russia, you rob the bank.

In Soviet Russia, pigs don't eat Muslims.

 

[Cognisant]

Spoiler

I love this thread

 

[Cognisant]

 

[redbaron]

In Soviet Russia, dog walk man.

Arf!

 

[Perfectly Normal Beast]

In Soviet Russia you watch NSA.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

 

[Perfectly Normal Beast]

In Soviet Russia you have vays of making us talk.


(how long vill my internal dialogue sound like zis?)

 

[redbaron]

In Soviet Russia, car drive you.