Sorry everyone, but the pig has returned

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Hello,

I used to post here. A lot. It's been close to two years now since I last did but all good things must come to an end eh?

I'm not going to post as often as I used to in all probability but I will some. Here, have a kitty

Truth is there's a lot about being here that I missed since this was generally my only online presence. And that's a small part of the reason why I'm coming back and bringing MY avatar back with me (just because I stole it off google images doesn't mean it's not mine now!) The main reason I've come back is because I wanted to disappoint anyone who might remember me and gaily assumed I was dead. Sorry bitches!

 

[Solitaire U.]

I thought I remembered your nic from that other board too...

But yeah, welcome back bitch!

 

[Kuu]

The main reason I've come back is because I wanted to disappoint anyone who might remember me and gaily assumed I was dead. Sorry bitches!

Oh, crud...

I though we were finally rid of all the scum

 

[Deleted member 1424]

IB is back....
Lor and Cavallier randomly posted...

Maybe the end IS near.

 

[Fukyo]

Maybe the end IS near.

Finally. ^_______^

 

[snafupants]

Did someone financially induce IB to come out of retirement? Is this a bet?! Some cruel yet slightly funny joke? Where am I?

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Oh, crud...

I though we were finally rid of all the scum

HEY!! I'm slime not scum!

The difference is in the viscosity. Get it right!
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Once again I get to disappoint!

The end my dears Adaire and Fukyo is not near. You will continue to trudge along in the malaise of your existences for years to come. Lost in the Mirkwood Forest (I've been re-reading The Hobbit ) of your souls until that day long from now when the atrophy of your old withered minds finally stops sending signals to your weary weary hearts.

PS: I was never ever on that other forum.

PSS: Good to see you all again

 

[Auburn]

inb4melkor:

Uugh..

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Everyone lost the bet snafu. Never bet against the house.

*blows a kiss in Auburn's direction*

Until next time

 

[Ex-User (5841)]

The main reason I've come back is because I wanted to disappoint anyone who might remember me and gaily assumed I was dead. Sorry bitches!

I was sifting through your old stuff a couple weeks ago thinking "damn I wish this dude was still around."

 

[Oblivious]

IB:
I wonder if you watch the Onion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwQns6vGfj4

 

[Extraterrestrial]

I have yet to see if you being back is a good thing or not! Ha ha (:

 

[Cognisant]

The cool people are coming back

Maybe the end IS near.

That's not necessarily a bad thing y'know.

As the end of ignorance the apocalypse of the psyche is an end I'm quite looking forward to.

 

[cheese]

IB'S BACK!


PARTAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[relevant humourous link here]

 

[Minuend]

INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOUR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<3

NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN. YOU EVEN GOT TE PIG BACK LIKE YOU PROMISED YOU WOULD

 

[Lyra]

 

[Deleted member 1424]

That's not necessarily a bad thing y'know.

As the end of ignorance the apocalypse of the psyche is an end I'm quite looking forward to.

Never said it was.
No one anticipates the demise of humanity more than I.


and apparently Lyra is a brony.
Oh, that's just perfect.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

*staple guns random body part to random body part of Min*

Now don't take a single step without first alerting me at least 2 minutes in advance.

It's never a party without cheese. Especially when random strangers are licking it from between my toes.

We came close the other day Cog but apparently that God fellow throws rocks like uh..dare I say it? A girl!

I don't watch many vids Oblivious as I'm currently on a satellite connection with daily DL limits. I'll watch it near the reset time when I can see I have enough left.

Bronys - The proof we finally need to determine there is no god. At least not anymore.

 

[Lyra]

Never said it was.
No one anticipates the demise of humanity more than I.


and apparently Lyra is a brony.
Oh, that's just perfect.

I sent u a present <3

 

[eagor]

well this should be interesting...

 

[Da Blob]

So you are not dead after all?



Prove it...

:smiley_emoticons_mr

Do you still try to cook?

 

[NoID10ts]

I thought you were dead, IB. I'm disappointed.

 

[Cognisant]

 

[NoID10ts]

When IB first appeared here, it was like a piece of me died, but then I thought he was dead and it was like a new lease on life, but now I discover that he's not dead.

It's like being told I have cancer and then being told I don't have cancer only to find out that I do have cancer.

Oh well. Whatever. I already quit this abominable place anyway. There are only a select few who can stir up such emotion within me that I might resurface, if only to express my displeasure at the fact that they are still alive.

 

[TheScornedReflex]

How interesting.
What a ripple you have made IB. I was interrupted from my little world by the Tsunami you caused.

 

[NoID10ts]

IB only makes ripples because he's a grotesque pig slopping around in shit water. I used to masturbate with a handful of raw bacon, but IB's piggish existence soiled my love of it. Now I only use Kosher meats to pleasure myself, but it's just not the same.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

So let me get this straight....The only one truly disappointed at my return is the festering pustule on the ass of a sewer rat (Noddy of course)??!!

Now I'm disapponted.

 

[NoID10ts]

Well ... as long as we're both miserable, I guess that's good enough for me. Put 'er there pal!

* Holds out hand wrapped in Halal bacon *

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

*holds out hand smeared with pureed rat anus*

Good to see ya again!

 

[NoID10ts]

 

[Minuend]

So when are we going to see this picture of you that promises resemblance to noddy, mister IB?

Yes, I remember that far back.

Now I'm disapponted.

We know how to make the miserable

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

So when are we going to see this picture of you that promises resemblance to noddy, mister IB?

Yes, I remember that far back.



We know how to make the miserable

As soon as I find a camera strong enough to take my picture without breaking.

 

[Cognisant]

I found the anime fansub part of the internet.
This is how the world ends, not with a bang, but a whimper.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

I found the anime fansub part of the internet.
This is how the world ends, not with a bang, but a whimper.

That's the sound I make afterwards. Like a very sad dog.

Over the last year or so, I saw references on the internet to My Little Pony porn and Tentacle porn.

So I looked them up and .

But the world is still here. Why?

 

[NoID10ts]

In light of this,

So when are we going to see this picture of you that promises resemblance to noddy, mister IB?

What the hell is this supposed to mean?

As soon as I find a camera strong enough to take my picture without breaking.

My mama says any girl'd be lucky to have me.

 

[NoID10ts]

I found the anime fansub part of the internet.
This is how the world ends, not with a bang, but a whimper.

Has anyone on this forum masturbated to me?

 

[crippli]

Cool. There are masturbators on the forum.
*now, where is that camera??*

Has anyone on this forum masturbated to me?

Not sure, can you post a link to a likely picture or text? I tend to be too obsessed to what I'm doing, so not overly aware of who said what. But if you can keep a secret, Something may have happened in the role play with Auburn thread, when you came through the roof and slapped me with your ****. Maybee..But like I said, I can't quite remember. Cog gave me an award once, that was also nice. But it wasn't the award, it was something else, but not telling, as it's just mine.

 

[NoID10ts]

My whole body of work on this forum should be enough.

 

[Da Blob]

So is this the promised photo?

[bimgx=700]http://intpforum.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1890&stc=1&d=1355444459[/bimgx]

 

[crippli]

It's the personal touch. That's I think when people stop typing and do something else.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Blob, the one on the right is not far off. I shaved my head two days ago which I do about 4 times a year because my hair sucks. I can make that face too. My body is a little hairier.

Plus I'm bipedal.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Has anyone on this forum masturbated to me?

Well give me a minute or two.

 

[NoID10ts]

Well give me a minute or two.

What? No candlelit auto-erotic asphyxiation set to love songs by Journey?

 

[Kuu]

I found the anime fansub part of the internet.
This is how the world ends, not with a bang, but a whimper.

Always two steps behind, my young apprentice...

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