So heres the deal:

[Cegorach]

I always support you and I'm always by your side, Cow. If you can't see me you don't look hard enough... or I have a coffee break at this time.

A most appropriate whereabouts for an assassin! :smiley_emoticons_ni

I must first warn you, this body is but the physical manifestation of my will, should I die it would spread like locust upon the crops.
As a symbol, I would be more powerful in death than even now.


If you should wish, I could install you as the head of surveillance and targeted genocide... essentially the hidden law enforcement of the station. :smiley_emoticons_pi

 

[Cegorach]

*cough* *cough*

Excuse me sir,but I'm the stalker. :smiley_emoticons_fi:smiley_emoticons_fi

Fukkie! My Dark Queen, Calamity of Man!

Come, sit with me upon this throne of skulls, together we shall drink deep of mortal blood.

 

[Anthile]

If you should wish, I could install you as the head of surveillance and targeted genocide... essentially the hidden law enforcement of the station. :smiley_emoticons_pi

Mhmm, but as a German this might lead to some unfortunate implications ...



PS: I still owe you the reply for that PM. I didn't forget you. I'm just slow. Very slow.

 

[Cegorach]

Mhmm, but as a German this might lead to some unfortunate implications...



PS: I still owe you the reply for that PM. I didn't forget you. I'm just slow. Very slow.

Hmm, true...

But you can still eat people and cackle like a maniac, right?





(Well, I wouldn't say that you "owe" me anything, but I do appreciate it regardless. )

 

[Zero]

I likes sudo... can I has hir for my trees?

No! I meant... um... can we keep this one alive please?

Sudo apt-get translation
>Invalid Operation

Well, that aside for the time being.

Su
psswrd***

I'm Root

If I just delete this conf file we'll be able to get help... or it'll break down like Vista and we'll be royally screwed.

 

[loveofreason]

I think the royal screwing is going on up there on the throne of skulls...

 

[Cegorach]

Sudo apt-get translation
>Invalid Operation

Well, that aside for the time being.

Su
psswrd***

I'm Root

If I just delete this conf file we'll be able to get help... or it'll break down like Vista and we'll be royally screwed.

Please tell me you plan on blackmailing everybody with your new found power!
I would be disappointed to find a shred of morality amongst us...

I think the royal screwing is going on up there on the throne of skulls...

Love dear, you know me far too well.

 

[Zero]

Blackmailing, no, I plan on killing everyone.

You know, ultimately I just don't like people that much...

 

[Artifice Orisit]

*random cryopod in the wall activates*
psssh-chk
*Cognisant falls out*

...huh, what, where am I?
*thinks for a moment*
And don't take advantage of me!

 

[Melkor]

Oh......cow is back ehhh???

-shuffles along the wall with his back to it, and eventually slinks out the window-


Fukyo,Cow and Lor in one thread is too much for me..

>_<

I like the ideas though.

 

[Devercia]

Put simply, I'm saying that all the muscle and/or corpulence in the world will do you no good..

"Some people think they can outsmart me..."
YouTube - Team Fortress 2 Meet The Heavy

Unless ofcourse your going for this approach:
YouTube - Team Fortress 2 | Meet The Engineer

 

[INTPINFP]

Ask everyone if they would vote for me as leader and kill everyone who says no.

 

[Miss Led]

You cannot kill me. The only way to kill a German is with the poison the British invented and which they call in an amusing twist of self-irony simply "food".

Yuck.

I think English breakfast is vile. I want my U.S. Pancakes and bacon, eggs and potatos.

To stay on subject though...

You guys can eat me. I will have a nervous breakdown and be useless anyway once I run out of my medication....in fact, kill me before I run out of the drugs and you can split up my xanax between you

 

[Cogwulf]

I think English breakfast is vile.

It just needs good quality ingredients and a good cook, and it's barely greasy at all when it's done right