*sneaks in*

[Cogwulf]

I have returned, possibly temporarily, or not, depending on how bored I am.

 

[preilemus]

Ugh, not you again.










Welcome back.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Ah yes...tinfoil crown guy. I remember. I have my notes on you somewhere.

I need a filing system...

 

[Minuend]

Hia Wulfie. You probably don't remember me as I've been mainly a lurker until, hmm, 8 months ago or so?

Which reminds me, why have nobody celebrated my recent 2 year survival of this place!? I shall imagine such a feat requires falling flowers and five virgins at my feet!

Oh, and welcome back Cogwulf.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Hia Wulfie. You probably don't remember me as I've been mainly a lurker until, hmm, 8 months ago or so?

Which reminds me, why have nobody celebrated my recent 2 year survival of this place!? I shall imagine such a feat requires falling flowers and five virgins at my feet!

Oh, and welcome back Cogwulf.

Well four months ago on my 2 year anniversary I got one virgin and it turned out to be Cognisant. Suffice it to say he is no longer a virgin so I don't know who we might have left for you.

Perhaps Cogwolf's return is fortuitous...

 

[Cogwulf]

Perhaps Cogwolf's return is fortuitous...

 

[Melkor]

Begone.

 

[Cognisant]

Well four months ago on my 2 year anniversary I got one virgin and it turned out to be Cognisant. Suffice it to say he is no longer a virgin so I don't know who we might have left for you.

Oh now c'mon don't hold that against me, I didn't know, honest.
Anyway it's not my fault, your mother came onto me!

How's she doing btw?

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Mom? Oh she's still going through men hoping to find a "real" one. Ever since dad's gotten himself distracted by the internets...well, anyway. I'm sorry she hasn't returned your calls but there is just no distracting her from this quest.

Frankly, I'm at my wits end with what to do about her.

You are such a dear for asking though.

 

[Da Blob]

Hmmm! there are just a handful of INTPian 2-year olds, I am 25 months old myself.
I wonder why the survival rate is so low...


BTW - welcome back Cogwolf

 

[Cogwulf]

Hmmm! there are just a handful of INTPian 2-year olds, I am 25 months old myself.
I wonder why the survival rate is so low...

Cannibalism?

 

[Da Blob]

Cannibalism?

Well, I would like to feed my ego by thinking that it is due to "Survival of the Fittest" but that does not seem reasonable - considering the other 'Survivors"...

 

[Cognisant]

Survival of the craziest?

 

[Da Blob]

Survival of the craziest?

That's actually an interesting thought...

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Survival of the ones who can find nothing better to do? (might be too accurate. you'll know if it stings a little)

I'm not fit and being an asshole does not make me crazy. It used to be that I was just in it for the virgin but considering how that turned out......I don't know why and perhaps never have.

 

[Polaris]

Hullo Wulfie.

Looking forward to your quirks.

 

[Reluctantly]

My head hurts; can you make it go away?

My head, that is.