Self-Aggrandizement Thread

[dutchdisease]

Post your latest achievements for the sake of making yourself feel important.

I'll start:

3.75 GPA this semester

 

[Ex-User (9086)]

Staying alive...

 

[Sinny91]

Managed to live my teenage dream.

 

[Rook]

Shoving pieces of organic matter down my throat and then cleaning up after myself.

 

[Yellow]

I'm in the process of applying for a certification that I've been waiting 2 years to qualify for, and the last bits of documentation are falling into place.

 

[Black Rose]

Understanding the Bible.

Jesus was a real physical person and His Iq was much higher than 173.

 

[peoplesuck]

i finished an a whole sketchbook learning anime, whilst doing so completely forgot how to draw realistic faces

i also never really learned how to draw anime very well

 

[Pizzabeak]

Haven't smoked pot in almost two weeks due to not having much time if I wanted to value my sleep schedule. Was planning on it for the last few days but in a way ended up not being worth it. Yesterday I planned on getting stoned today so we will see. So that's a good way... If you want to quit just make yourself busy or watch lots of TV as a replacement. Might take a few minutes to get started but once you're in the groove it's all gravy.

 

[Ex-User (11125)]

barely got any sleep during this and the last week, because i crammed 2 months' worth of work into those two weeks.. almost done but im at that stage of sleeplessness where i start to see a swirling vortex of blind spots in my field of vision and i have to present my project in a few hours :'(

 

[Perfectly Normal Beast]

the extent of my own fabulousness astonishes me daily at every turn, i fear mere words could not properly convey it

ew self-aggrandizement is unclean

 

[Hadoblado]

Pitch for a new literacy program for the local book/gaming store was successful. Got me a more rewarding job for the holiday

 

[Absurdity]

Awake at 4 am. Just finished a detailed outline for a screenplay.

 

[The Gopher]

i finished an a whole sketchbook learning anime, whilst doing so completely forgot how to draw realistic faces

i also never really learned how to draw anime very well

You should draw the forum members as you imagine they would look as anime or otherwise.

As for the thread I just motivated someone to improve their drawing in a way that would give them positive social interactions. Not sure if it's successful yet though.

 

[Happy]

barely got any sleep during this and the last week, because i crammed 2 months' worth of work into those two weeks.. almost done but im at that stage of sleeplessness where i start to see a swirling vortex of blind spots in my field of vision and i have to present my project in a few hours :'(

You're a winner!

 

[Helvete]

Removed my crate of beers from the fridge in front of the guy I was sure who'd taken some and just remarked that I'm English and prefer warm beer anyway.

 

[bvanevery]

Ha, ha, I'm great, I'm great. Ha. Ha.

Great!

Great, I tell you!

So much greatness.

Bow down to the greatness.

Bow down.

 

[Brontosaurie]

It's so great it's a secret. Also it's not as great as that makes it seem. Or maybe That doesn't make It seem as great as i think it does. Or all of the above.

 

[bvanevery]

This has reminded me of a King Crimson song. See if I can find it. Ah, Indiscipline.
Hah, YouTube will embed and doesn't have URL coloring problems. Lyrics. I think they're better in the song itself. Part of them:

The more I look at it, the more I like it
I do think it's good
The fact is
No matter how closely I study it
No matter how I take it apart
No matter how I break it down
It remains consistent
I wish you were here to see it