Save me!

[Artifice Orisit]

Somebody help, Auburn's after me!
Using the power of adorability!

Aww No-No-No-NO!

 

[Da Blob]

YOU ARE DOOMED!

Cog, the ADORABLE Robot ...lol
someone should make a movie...

 

[Auburn]

yus! ^^
coggie dear, resistance is futile!
nobody can escape the power of ze warm fuzziez!

At last, I can feel your cold metal armor shattering.
That hard outer shell that so heavily guards what is otherwise a small child, so helpless and waiting to be freed, is nearly gone!
just a bit more ^^

EDIT: I'm intp! I swear!

 

[Ashenstar]

Really, Cog sweetie, don't fight. I've heard it's much less painful that way and that the surrender will actually bring you peace right before the end.

Besides, it could be worse. It could be Melkor attempting to come after you some more with his......adorableness <------?

 

[Radioactive_Springtime]

you could amputate the leg

 

[sagewolf]

*gasp* Don't worry, Cog, I'm coming!--

*takes one look at Auburn* Well...

Hmmm. Yeah, actually, screw it. You're doomed. You're doomeder than a cripple in the middle of the zombie apocalypse. I'm not even looking at you, or I'll probably get a glimpse of the Adorableness and be doomed too. I shall defend... myself!

 

[Ashenstar]

. I shall defend... myself!

How..... noble of you

 

[Cavallier]

EDIT: I'm intp! I swear!

Prove it!

...and here I thought all you had to do was spritz the fiend with water and he'd melt into a puddle of screaming green goo...

Well, if you can't beat them...

Edit: he instead of she...I think I might join Zero in the Hatred of Pronouns thread...*sigh*

 

[Kuu]

I propose we quarantine him. Put em in a capsule. Launched out into space.


Auburn has turned his adorableness into a weapon of evil (what have I done? )



Seriously man, that's horrible. It looks like it's humping your leg...

 

[Adymus]

Seriously man, that's horrible. It looks like it's humping your leg...

It's not? Then what is it doing?!

 

[Jesin]

Yay Auburn

Aww, c'mon, Coggy, emotions can be fun! You should try 'em sometime!

Actually... I'll help!

*tacklehug* ^^

 

[Kidege]

Good work Jesin

 

[Auburn]

jesin! nice! ^ ^
coggie, we won't let go until you ...you.. um.. er.. hm.. *thinks* hug someone else! And it has to be a genuine hug too.
(i.e. constricting and suffocating someone using mechanical tentacles doesn't count)

*continues to cling to cog tighter, creating dents*

 

[sagewolf]

Uh-oh. Maybe I should have been a little bit more... eager to help Cog.

*runs like heck before she gets cute-ified*

 

[Jesin]

Nooo, sagewolf, don't leave! We'd miss you too much!

 

[sagewolf]

*comes back, ears pricked*

Huh? Really? *walks over to Jesin* Well, isn't that nice of y--

*flies upward, caught by a simple, primitive snare trap*

*whimper* Waaaa! I'm gonna get assimilated! Unless.. I lay a trap of my own! Muahahahah! You know you can't resist!
*wriggles* Come on, be distracted...

 

[Zero]

In reply to first post/title, No.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

(i.e. constricting and suffocating someone using mechanical tentacles doesn't count)

You never said I couldn't do it!

Lets see you two hang onto me when I'm covered in blood.

*hugs random passer-by*

DIE!!!

 

[Zero]

I think this is one of those threads I'm just not going to get.

 

[Wish]

^Haha, agreed.

 

[Kidege]

All you need to know is that Cog thinks he's made of metal... or maybe he is, but he's unaware of that huge, red, bleeding heart he has -and hasn't harvested anywhere or cloned or artificially created by any means-.

I think Auburn was going to bug him with cuteness till Cog hugged somebody else.

 

[sagewolf]

Cog has the Power of Heart:

 

[Melkor]

Uhm...



Wow..



Hey Cog, can't you transfer all power to your uhm...frontal generator thingy...to uh... cause a system overheat....which will in effect release the protective inner layer that traps all heat and transfer it to your outer chasis in order to disperse the excess energy....essentially causing the outer layer to heat to incinerating levels?

 

[Artifice Orisit]

@-Sagewolf
VGcats? Nice.

@-Melkor
There's a billion+ ways I could kill Auburn, but that's the insidious thing about adorability, I can't bring myself to do it.

 

[loveofreason]

Give in to the lust for cute... make enthusiastic sexual advances towards Auburn... watch him flee.

Simple.

And if by chance he doesn't... well... be sure and share the videos with us all, 'k?

 

[Kuu]

Give in to the lust for cute... make enthusiastic sexual advances towards Auburn... watch him flee.

I can attest to the efficiency of this method. It has the Kuu Seal Of Approval For Excellence In Vermin Removal.

 

[Auburn]

gyah! nyooo... lor...
why did you have to tell them that...

*clings to coggy, teary eyed*

*waits for what little time he has left... before he's forced to flee from yet another perversed soul unable to appreciate pure affection without sensual implications*

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Unable to appreciate affection, yes.
Perverse soul... well, not in that way.

Now stay still while I jam these electrodes into your brain make some adjustments, then you'll be assimilated we will synchronize and be together until my cold twisted mind has stripped yours down for data for ever and ever. Just ignore any other little echoing voices you hear, they're just the insane remnants of past assimilations doomed to know nothing but suffering until their minds decay from cognitive atrophy a result of harmless glitches in the process.