Requesting a Barn

[Hawkeye]

I request a barn to be constructed for me as I need a change in my life and can't do it alone.

I would like it to be as close to this design as possible with the inclusion of cannons placed at the two front port holes, a giant sail, a wheel, and some sort of device allowing it to fly off into the horizon.

- Thank you

 

[Cavallier]

And how exactly will Howl's Moving Castle change your life? Other than the obvious, obviously.

 

[Kuu]

lol

I'd design it and build it for you, but you must pony up the cash. Nothing comes for free after all.


Or maybe we can trade. Give me 300 freshly extracted brains, and it's settled. Oh and make them of the smart variety, all connoisseurs know they taste 20 times better than the regular and abundant idiot variety.

Edit: But PM me about the transaction. There are severe restrictions on Barns and it might even get you banned!

 

[Fukyo]

Are you going to hide an alien spacecraft in that barn?! D:<

Nooooooooo!!1

I can't let this happen.

*puts a tinfoil hat on and straps self with explosive*

 

[Hawkeye]

lol

I'd design it and build it for you, but you must pony up the cash. Nothing comes for free after all.


Or maybe we can trade. Give me 300 freshly extracted brains, and it's settled. Oh and make them of the smart variety, all connoisseurs know they taste 20 times better.

It's a deal!

Only Kuu can view the spoiler!

Spoiler

*Hawkeye douses some rags in chloroform*

"Lyra!.. The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya is on!."

The rest will follow

 

[flow]

If you get a barn... I request a couch (inside of the barn).

 

[Hawkeye]

If you get a barn... I request a couch (inside of the barn).

I admire your concern for my derrière ^^

It shall be done! (I hope)

 

[Crazythinker1]

Why a barn? Why not a castle. Or better yet, the starship Enterprise. Photon torpedos are so much neater than cannons and you could explore the whole galaxy.

 

[Cognisant]

For 500 brains your barn will be a functional Tardis as well.

None of this “I’ll go back in time to pay you” business, I’m not an idiot, and most certainly not the sort who would fall for a grandfather paradox scam.

 

[Hawkeye]

Has my barn been completed yet?

 

[warryer]

Getting there...

 

[Hawkeye]

We're coming up to the third anniversary.

Progress report people!?

 

[Cognisant]

Don't stress, it'll done when it's done, then we'll send it back in time, so you practically have it already

 

[Duxwing]

Don't stress, it'll done when it's done, then we'll send it back in time, so you practically have it already

Cog, look out! Grandfather paradox!

-Duxwing

 

[Cognisant]

What? He still gets has got his barn and I still get my brains, well maybe not in the initial timeline in which the barn is sent back but really all that matters is that I get paid, if the barn gets sent back to immediately after I get paid then for every timeline other than the initial one he will receive his barn instantly after paying me, convenient no?

Y'see I've paradoxed myself out of having to do any actual work

Btw I still haven't been paid yet...

 

[Double_V]

We're coming up to the third anniversary.

Progress report people!?

Took Noah nearly 100 years to build an ark. Three years for a barn by people who can't pay attention is a rush order. Besides, the cannons are on back order.

 

[Lostwitheal]

I'm sure a mod will come along to help with their barn-hammer any time now.

 

[The Gopher]

I'm sure a mod will come along to help with their barn-hammer any time now.

I think that was the original yarn.

 

[Montresor]

Uhh, @Hawkeye, how come you didn't do a soil compaction analysis first?



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Does anybody here have Mud-jacks? (er, what are mud-jacks again?)

WE NEED MUD-JACKS

 

[Cognisant]

I heard these things are useful.

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