Pmj's TWG/Mafia

[PmjPmj]

Stop influencing the game!!

Looks dodgy as fuck.

I can't help it, sorry. Trolling is in my nature

 

[Sinny91]

You know very well that your input affects peoples' opinions, yeah?

Fucking genius, man. You're evil you fucking bastard.

I'm annoyed too, because you were going to be the vote that I cast anyway, but I'll be damned if that's believable since PMJ's input.

Smith, swing your vote please!

 

[smithcommajohn]

/vote Cheeseumpuffs

 

[PmjPmj]

You know very well that your input affects peoples' opinions, yeah?

Fucking genius, man. You're evil you fucking bastard.

It isn't me! The game is rebelling against you!

But in all seriousness, people know by now not to take me seriously.

Apologies if I hurt your delicate petals.

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

Right Cheesepuffs wagon then?

I'm okay with that. I want to die.

vote Smith,John

Right now:

Cheese - 2 (Smithsfjksfksdjfdsfjohn and Cheeseumpuffs)
Cheeseumpuffs - 2 (Sinny, Helv)

You sick bastard.

Basically, if you were scum, you wouldn't read a buddy alone without pairing him with someone else who's town. That way if the scum dies, the one you paired him with looks sus. If the townie dies, the scum looks greener.

I have no idea if this makes sense though. It's 1.30am.

It doesn't make sense to me, but it's 8:30am here, which imo is worse for brain activities than 1:30am

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

Hey pmj. Try spending your time writing your little story now instead of shitposting. That way I don't have to wait to read about my death and I can go back to sleep sooner.

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

It doesn't make sense to me, but it's 8:30am here, which imo is worse for brain activities than 1:30am

Oh wait I think I see what you're saying. I still don't see how one's flip affects the other's, but I get what you're saying about wanting to pair a false wolf with a town.

 

[cheese]

Nuuuu Puffs!!!! [wait there's no crying emoticon?]

At least I get to find out if my townish gut-feel on you is right.

Also holy shit, town might actually fucking win tonight. That's never happened in the (short) history of intpf.

I don't know if I want to win more or if I want to be right about you being innocent more.

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

Also holy shit, town might actually fucking win tonight. That's never happened in the (short) history of intpf.

It won't.

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

40 seconds left

*muttering "hit me" under his breath as he fires his tommy gun at the oncoming lynch*

HIT ME

 

[PmjPmj]

End of Day 3.

 

[smithcommajohn]

I'm okay with that. I want to die.

vote Smith,John

Honestly, your reads are the worst.

 

[PmjPmj]

In an incredible last-minute turnaround, Sinny leads the town to an incredible victory. Cheesumpuffs is dragged kicking and screaming into the town hall. Sinny lops of his head with her silver-plated combat knife.

Everyone waits in silence for the beast to reveal its true form.

But wait.

What's this?

A single, barely audible parp.

Cheesumpuffs was a Vanilla Townie

"Well, shit" said Sinny.

Before anyone had time to process what was going on, a shadowy figure darted through the villagers at a terrifying speed. It tore Sinny in two, howled, performed a series of pelvic thrusts, flipped everyone the birdie and retreated into the shadows.

Sinny is dead, and anarchy rules supreme.


Everyone ran back to their houses, scared.

Three remain.

Choose wisely.


DAY 4 BEGINS

 

[PmjPmj]

Oh, wait. I forgot about the rule I implemented when the wolves were massively on the back-foot.

I stated that if it came down to 2 villagers and 1 wolf, the wolves won.

Let me know how you feel about going another day. Yellow's game starts tomorrow, so if you want to wrap up we can do.

Countdown anyway:

http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20160810T1655&p0=1364&font=cursive

 

[Helvete]

If cheese can't vote then I vote smith and he votes me making a tie leading to smith nking someone in the night and 1v1

 

[PmjPmj]

You make an interesting point.

Cheese - happy to end?

 

[cheese]

Fuck. More or less what I expected, but fuck.

I want to keep going, we still have one more shot at winning.

Helv my PM said it comes down to town consensus; if town end up on the same side we win, if not we lose. I can't imagine yesterday was Lylo at 4v1 because of a Treestump role; that's insane.

Gimme my vote back pmj!

We still have a chance goddammit. You said if we reach consensus we win, does that mean my vote on the last day counts? Cos otherwise I've been playing under false information and should've offered my head up earlier so at 4v1 we didn't have a deadweight.

 

[Helvete]

thanks for the free claim verification

 

[PmjPmj]

Game End, because Yellow's Mafia starting later so we may as well have a clean slate.

Thanks to all those who participated. I've learned a heck of a lot from this. Certainly, the next game I host will be a great deal more balanced

Cheese is the remaining wolf. There is no 'treestump'. That was merely a fabrication to aid a team that was severely on the back foot.

GG all.

I think given the epic turnaround near the end, we'll call this a wolf victory - but don't count this game towards any records, or anything. It was a practise run.


Spec Thread:
http://www.quicktopic.com/52/H/eRBvbqubrRyy

Wolf Thread:
http://www.quicktopic.com/52/H/vWjtUUymgY8yG

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

Here's my QT:
http://www.quicktopic.com/52/H/g6cUQMi6yh9K

It's a fun read. I slowly lose my mind, I banged pmj's mom, and (I don't want to spoil anything, but) let's just say there's a cameo appearance by someone who's name rhymes with schmenoxgrav.

 

[QuickTwist]

I really wanted to find out how it ends.

 

[Minuend]

Lot of bumps in the road, but since cheese pulled that off I'd say GG, deserved

Reading up on wolf QT and spec thread has made me realize quite a few things didn't play out optimally, there were mistakes being made on all ends. Including me not realizing I could PM sinny

Oh well, I learned things and had fun ^^

Here's my QT: http://www.quicktopic.com/52/H/GbPHPNqaHCjsS

 

[redbaron]

Lol ez win.

 

[QuickTwist]

Good game everyone. This was one of the most memorable moments I have had in a mafia game fwiw.

http://www.quicktopic.com/52/H/EvEzYAV2WjY7

 

[The Gopher]

This game was weird.

 

[Artsu Tharaz]

xD

nicely done lol.

i was gunning for town until mafia became such huge underdogs, then i decided to switch it up a little

 

[redbaron]

This game was hilarious really.

 

[Helvete]

RB- "Yeah I'm happy to just meander about and wait for town to panic-lynch someone. I'm pretty sure there's a vigilante about though, so it's better to at least look town enough to not be the vigilante kill." ROFL XD

 

[redbaron]

I fucking roleblocked Sinny but Pmj made it a dayvig. Cool modding bro.

 

[Artsu Tharaz]

here is my little story i wrote after i read the first couple pages (didn't literally -write- it, just made a diagram)

Two enemy pirate ships, searching for the treasure...

On one ship, Sinny91, and her crew redbaron, Quicktwist and cheese, heading straight for a whirlpool... cheese, sensing the danger jumps overboard

On the other ship, Helvete and his crew Yellow and Cheeseumpuffs... Minuend has gotten into a crate, tossed into the sea and rides it out from there...

In the distance, a looming beast is gradually coming closer...

Ah, yes. Spaceblog...

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

lol

"Puffs seems sad :/" -Cheese in wolf thread

I appreciate the concern. I'm very impressed by your playing

 

[Artsu Tharaz]

@cheese nice move cracking jokes day one :P

i had no real mafia vibe from you until you appeared on day 2. it just fit the story.

 

[cheese]

YAY! OMFG! WE DID IT!

It was a combined effort between me and QT's Treestump suggestion. (lolololol) RB made some helpful Star Wars references towards the end.

I wanted to shift the voting onto Puffs while looking like I only suspected Helv/smith. Only way to do that was self-sacrifice before Puffs had a chance to go suicidal (as I knew he would) and hope it looked convincing. Otherwise I was dead for sure. Treestump helped the case cos then I had a reason to not vote and look innocent.

I still don't understand what was up with Sinny's PM. I started physically shaking after that. Hahaha, that was great.

I enjoyed this muchly - thanks Pmj.

All busyness/stress was real. I had visitors, a lot of work, a dying family member, stress, and crashed into severe and debilitating depression several times that caused me to cancel some work. I was close to throwing the game at several points. I'm glad it ended up paying off because I worked hard at it towards the end when I had time. Funnily, today is last day of visitors. The timing of this has been truly extraordinary.

Thanks everyone. <3

[Also Puffs you really don't suck.]

*edit
ALSO NOW I CAN EDIT MOTHERCLUCKER

*editedit
My QT: http://www.quicktopic.com/52/H/8uNeLq2vuGTGp

 

[PmjPmj]

I fucking roleblocked Sinny but Pmj made it a dayvig. Cool modding bro.

Why do you think I asked you about roleblocking rules, smart arse?

You sealed your own fate

 

[Artsu Tharaz]

@cheese did the shaking occur 6 hours ago?

 

[PmjPmj]

I also apologise for my somewhat up the wall behaviour today. Not gonna lie - had a lot to get done, and I've had a heroic dose of something which boosts cognition and energy levels exponentially.

In other words, I'm flying.

After today, no more. I'm done. My body is going to crap out on me at this rate.

 

[cheese]

Inability to read Puffs, as well as eerie similarity, is for real. I don't think I'd be able to see scum in him at all.

iirc there was very little dishonesty on my part towards anyone. I didn't really have the time for it anyway till the end.

 

[Artsu Tharaz]

i had a panic attack 6 hours ago, i was like "WHY IS THIS HAPPENING" then i saw you make a post and i was like... oh yeah, probably my little "Mafia wins" ritual I did

 

[Minuend]

I fucking roleblocked Sinny but Pmj made it a dayvig

That was my favorite part

 

[Jennywocky]

YAY! OMFG! WE DID IT!

It was a combined effort between me and QT's Treestump suggestion. (lolololol) RB made some helpful Star Wars references towards the end.

I wanted to shift the voting onto Puffs while looking like I only suspected Helv/smith. Only way to do that was self-sacrifice before Puffs had a chance to go suicidal (as I knew he would) and hope it looked convincing. Otherwise I was dead for sure. Treestump helped the case cos then I had a reason to not vote and look innocent.

I still don't understand what was up with Sinny's PM. I started physically shaking after that. Hahaha, that was great.

I enjoyed this muchly - thanks Pmj.

All busyness/stress was real. I had visitors, a lot of work, a dying family member, stress, and crashed into severe and debilitating depression several times that caused me to cancel some work. I was close to throwing the game at several points. I'm glad it ended up paying off because I worked hard at it towards the end when I had time. Funnily, today is last day of visitors. The timing of this has been truly extraordinary.

Thanks everyone. <3

[Also Puffs you really don't suck.]

*edit
ALSO NOW I CAN EDIT MOTHERCLUCKER

*editedit
My QT: http://www.quicktopic.com/52/H/8uNeLq2vuGTGp

I think you got the MVP for this game.
How's it feel??

Treestump claim. Dear lord.

 

[PmjPmj]

Yes, just to clarify (and I have mentioned this elsewhere) Cheese was legitimately busy, and quite clearly felt terrible about the fact that he wasn't contributing very much here.

This makes his victory all the sweeter imo even I was cheering for the wolves at the end.

 

[Artsu Tharaz]

its fun playing God, i may have gone a bit overboard though

 

[QuickTwist]

That'll do Cheese, that'll do.

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

before Puffs had a chance to go suicidal (as I knew he would)

lol

All busyness/stress was real. I had visitors, a lot of work, a dying family member, stress, and crashed into severe and debilitating depression several times that caused me to cancel some work. I was close to throwing the game at several points. I'm glad it ended up paying off because I worked hard at it towards the end when I had time. Funnily, today is last day of visitors. The timing of this has been truly extraordinary.

Thanks everyone. <3

Well I'm glad we could give you the joy of winning in these tough times, you cunt

Also Puffs you really don't suck.

Haha yeah thank you to everyone who's told me I don't suck. I actually am fairly satisfied with how I did, it's just that telling myself I suck at everything I attempt is the best way to keep me trying to do my best.

I also apologise for my somewhat up the wall behaviour today. Not gonna lie - had a lot to get done, and I've had a heroic dose of something which boosts cognition and energy levels exponentially.

In other words, I'm flying.

After today, no more. I'm done. My body is going to crap out on me at this rate.

Yeah, adderall is pretty great

Inability to read Puffs, as well as eerie similarity, is for real. I don't think I'd be able to see scum in him at all.

iirc there was very little dishonesty on my part towards anyone. I didn't really have the time for it anyway till the end.

lol that was a big part of why I couldn't read you. We think way too much alike.

 

[cheese]

Yeah Pmj sure was cheering for us at the end. Asking everyone to vote Cheeseumpuffs, highlighted in red. LOL.

Jenny, no idea treestump was a thing. All credit goes to QT for that. As for me, I feel good. And relieved I'm done trying to win for an entire team by myself.

i had a panic attack 6 hours ago, i was like "WHY IS THIS HAPPENING" then i saw you make a post and i was like... oh yeah, probably my little "Mafia wins" ritual I did

HAHAHAHA

No, like 3 hours ago maybe. soz brah

Roleblocking Sinny:
We didn't want to NK her because we figured she was baiting me and had a backup plan with other PMers. I forgot the exact reasoning but I'm sure it was there. (it was tho)

 

[PmjPmj]

Well, I'm glad some of you had fun. Seriously, lots learned here.

RB has agreed to help me with my next setup. I'm holding him to it >>>>____>>>>>

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

Well, I'm glad some of you had fun. Seriously, lots learned here.

Yeah, it was actually very enjoyable for me up until like midnightish last night (around the time you asked me if I was okay in my QT)

 

[Sinny91]

Game end? Wahhh? I hate things being cut short.

Here's what turned out to be my QT - but which happened not on the QT:

Spoiler

Beginning day one or day two, I'm not sure:

This discussion about the time completely went over my head

The Day Sinny died:

 

[Artsu Tharaz]

The vote list looks similar if not the same as this. I appreciate that we have divided opinion. But I need to sleep at some point, and don't know when I'll wake. I'dreally really like you all to move off Helvete, He seems so strongly Town to me.

Fos aimed at Helvete: Cheese, Cheesums, and Smith
Fos aimed at Cheesums: Helvete
Fos aimed at Cheese: Me

Do as you wilt with Cheese or Cheesums.
Obviously you know who I'd prefer. Unless there is a solid case or damning case on someone (which I don't see), we should drop the dead wood.

Sinny has revealed herself to be the Vigilante.

EXPLAIN YOURSELVES, TOWN

 

[smithcommajohn]

Lame