Perfect crime

[trisomination]

I searched the forum and there were no results, so I just had to ask one of my many questions.

The perfect crime, does it exist?
And how would it be accomplished?

Being a INTP, I thought of some plans.
Like, pretend you`re a witness and go to the police.
Or go to the police after you killed him/her and say that you did it, but pretend to lie about it and so it really bad.
Obviously, my plans need adjustments. I hope you can help me here.

I know that you succeed as a criminal if you don`t get caught, but I`m thinking here of ways you can be 100% sure there won`t be a chance you`ll be caught.

I believe that you can`t make anything without leaving a physical trace, so I`m thinking here of mindgames and such...

 

[Cognisant]

Become an accountant.

Then kill yourself when you realise what a monster you've become.

 

[Puffy]

Become an accountant.

Then kill yourself when you realise what a monster you've become.

Which is the crime? Killing yourself or being an accountant?

 

[trisomination]

Being a accountant
Still, think you could pull it off? I mean the perfect crime

 

[Jah]

Pick up a pedestrian and beat another to death with him. Killing both with no murder-weapon.

 

[RubberDucky451]

Pick up a pedestrian and beat another to death with him. Killing both with no murder-weapon.

Better yet, drug his wife and beat him to death with her body. Therefore his wife beat him to death.

 

[Dormouse]

Giant icecubes is where it's at, guys. Somewhere near a drain it ought to melt away and (hopefully) bring most traces of evidence with it.

Other disposable materials, such as frozen meat you can cook and eat after can also be used. Alternatives involve any poisonous local mushrooms, or the venting of some toxic gas into their apartment.

Another option is to do the deed and then cleanse the environment with fire.

The victim of a perfect crime would most likely be a stranger, and the location would be somewhere either extremely remote where the body could be disposed or a highly busy area, such one of those little rest stops off the highway where tons of people come and go.
Cities work too, if you can find an alley. Only problem is the body'll be found ultra quickly.

You can actually lengthen the period before the corpse is discovered by stealing an old van, leaving the body in it and parking it somewhere random. Hopefully it'll be a while before it's towed.

 

[Deleted member 1424]

Give me some specifics here: murder, robbery, treason?

What kind of perfect crime.

 

[trisomination]

I like your ideas, Dormouse.
@Nyx: Murder
Well, the perfect murder where you could get caught, but could play with human minds so that they won`t believe at all you`re guilty.
Or better, not get caught at all, but I think that`s a bit hard because you leave evidence...

 

[Saeros]

Are you planning on killing someone? I'm not sure it would be ethical to post suggestions to help you get away with it