Obituary

[Artifice Orisit]

Allow me to introduce you all to my good friend OreSama, he's me from another dimension and well to put it gently, there can only be one.

*sigh* Out with the old...

 

[Cognisant]

*stab* And in with the new

 

[Artifice Orisit]

*dies dramatically*

 

[Cognisant]

Yes well *cleans blade and tucks it away* that was fun.

From now on please send all your messages for him to me, since he is now who I am, though I may not be who he was.

Don't think about it too much.

 

[Kuu]

Artifice it is indeed.


Heh... Ore sama, da ne?

Ja... yoroshiku

... kisama......

 

[Ogion]

Wait, what now?

Ogion

 

[Cognisant]

@-Kuu
Hi hajimemashite, manman

@-Ogion
Hello, nice to meet you, and as I said before don't think about this too much.
I wouldn't want you to strain yourself.

 

[Fukyo]

So,you're going to create yourself a new forum persona.

Lets see what's (s)he going to be like.

 

[Deleted member 1424]

*dies dramatically*

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
How could you die, I wanted to kill you!

Oh well.
Welcome to the forum OreChan.

 

[Fleur]

*pokes Cognifice's unmoving body with a toe*

But we can rebuild him, can't we?

*takes out a screwdriver and opens Cognifice's head*

 

[Agent Intellect]

I think we should all be allowed two persona's here - and nobody has to know which one belongs to who. It would make this place twice as interesting! (we could even play whodunnit games).

EDIT: if we wanted to make a game of it, we could even make it so our alter egos could only post in certain forums (ARENA? fun?) but I think it would be more fun to simply have an alter ego, independent of whatever games we may create with the idea.

 

[Cognisant]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
How could you die, I wanted to kill you!

I don't see what you're so worked up about.

*takes out a screwdriver and opens Cognifice's head*

*And finds nothing but ash*

 

[Da Blob]

And in a parallel quantum universe, the Good Universe, it is Artifice who removes the blade from Ori

EDIT: Oh! Look! we have a 'Newbie" with only 27 posts, Time to unpack the "Hazing" equipment and begin the "Initiation"...

EDIT2 : Yes I know that should have been 'Ore' and not 'Ori", but ...

 

[Fleur]

*And finds nothing but ash*

Damn, I wanted to get the hard-drive! *flings the useless body under a hydraulic press*

 

[Cognisant]

*flings the useless body under a hydraulic press*

YouTube- terminator 1 end

 

[Auburn]

Ore, you wouldn't happen to have Cog's old keys now would you? Assuming you no longer have any use for that old rusty lab of his, I'll go ahead and appoint myself as the new Head of The Forum's Bio-Mechanics & Robotics Department as well as the Forum Weaponry tyvm.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

*gets headache*

Somebody please just kill them both and make my pain go away. And I don't care if one of them is already dead, Kill. Them. Both!

 

[Cognisant]

Ore, you wouldn't happen to have Cog's old keys now would you?

Short answer: No.
Long answer: Hell no.

*realizes it's Auburn*

*goes blank for a minute*

*gives Auburn the lab keys*

 

[Reverse Transcriptase]

*pokes Cognifice's unmoving body with a toe*

But we can rebuild him, can't we?

*takes out a screwdriver and opens Cognifice's head*

YES I am all for re-building Cog.

Hmmm. I have no idea what the east-asian meaning of the name "ore sama" is.

Can I take a guess? Are you trying to represent the difference between a human and a transhuman, with this forum as your art medium?

 

[Fukyo]

Hmmm. I have no idea what the east-asian meaning of the name "ore sama" is.

It means "I",only in a douche-y kind of way, or something.

 

[Cognisant]

It means "I",only in a douche-y kind of way, or something.

Don't be shy

"Ore" is used in self reference in much the same way we use "I" except it also heavily implies the speaker is male, and "Sama" is a honorific that translates roughly to "esteemed person of higher ranking than me". Now obviously they're not supposed to be used together, it's rude and more than a little odd to refer to oneself in such a flattering manner, so when they are used together it's clearly some manner of joke, e.g. an employee doing a mocking impersonation of his boss will refer to himself as Ore-Sama in mockery of his boss's egotistical personality.

So I'm impersonating/mocking myself.

 

[cheese]

I thought you seemed suspiciously similar to Cog. Sorry if that's insulting. Well, not really, it just means you're pretty distinct. I've been mistaken for many other people, of both genders.

I am massively in favour of allowing alter-egos. Authorities - please?

 

[Beat Mango]

Oh shit, not this again.

 

[Ogion]

Cheese, OreSama being indeed his new account, the old one has been stripped of posting rights, so this is not a double account.

Ogion

 

[cheese]

Thanks ogion, was referring to AI's post though.

 

[saffyangelis]

Good god... I go away for a while, and Cog goes and makes a new account...

Right!

/me sets fire to both old Cog and new Cog.

That ought to fix it all ^_^