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[NormannTheDoorman]

Just going to pretend it's a conscious being and you guys are going to play the part.

I'm just that funny it loses it's funniness after a while.



11:52 PM

3/27/2014

Dearest diary,


I am still trying to understand certain things about Christianity and the existence of God. Recently my local church has been hosting classes on christian apologetics. Timothy Keller and 'The Reason for God in an Age of Skepticism '. The pastor at the church has been extremely friendly and seems to mirror Mr. Keller's attitude of neutral ground discussion.

At first I was told to go with the teens and hang out with them. I never really liked teen-Christians in the first place. In the book of Galatians, Chapter 6: 12- 13, Paul mentions to the gentiles not to get circumcised because people pressure you to. They just want to get you accepted in their social circle.

I went to Christian private schools for my whole life, public education on Guam sucks, period. I noticed that when there is an unbeliever there usually is some form of social "sanction" placed upon them. They get the cold-shoulder, they get ignored, or some other teen bullshit.

When a potter used wax to create pots, he was a phony. When a potter used clay to create pots he was sin cera, or without wax. Most of these teens don't resemble any Christ like attitude outside of church or whatever... blah I need to sleep .


11:58 PM

 

[NormannTheDoorman]

The NormannTheDoorman Collection

I don't have to hold the door open for them.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Re: The reason why I like feminist

Shit thread lock please

 

[NormannTheDoorman]

Re: The reason why I like feminist

Shots fired


I'm making this place a little more interesting...

 

[Deleted member 1424]

Re: The reason why I like feminist

Shots fired


I'm making this place a little more interesting...

No. The opposite of that.

 

[NormannTheDoorman]

Re: The reason why I like feminist

No. The opposite of that.

How so?


What if I had some ulterior motive behind this thread?

Some grand scheme of some sort. Like, what if I wasn't joking here? I could be serious. Very serious...

 

[The Void]

Re: The reason why I like feminist

I find it interesting, though.

 

[NormannTheDoorman]

Re: The reason why I like feminist

I find it interesting, though.

I like you.

 

[Latte]

Re: The reason why I like feminist

It's nice to hold the door open for them and then they yell at you because it's the toilet door and they are pooping.

But yes, I also like that feminism is eroding men-only expectations as well by implication of its arguments and ideals.

Where I live, people still (me included) judge people based on whether they hold open a door for people who are behind them if the timeframe is correct and they noticed the people behind them, which is fine, so long as it's not discriminatory and doesn't feel as enforced as it used to. Having become more of a nice gesture. Similar to elevator etiquette. Just cooperating to save some net time and effort for people as a whole by contributing a bit of one's own to save more of another's.

 

[NormannTheDoorman]

Re: The reason why I like feminist

But yes, I also like that feminism is eroding men-only expectations as well by implication of its arguments and ideals.

They're silly to begin with..

 

[Minuend]

Re: The reason why I like feminist

It's nice to hold the door open for them and then they yell at you because it's the toilet door and they are pooping.

;_;

 

[Fukyo]

Re: The reason why I like feminist

Thread moved to Oubliette.

Norman, I noticed that lately you have posted several threads that seem like random thoughts that just popped into your head, without much substance to them, this thread being a glaring example. Try not to make threads consisting of only a one liner, especially if said one liner is roughly equivalent of "I don't like onions". Also, do not misuse the report function.

 

[Base groove]

Re: The reason why I like feminist

I held the door for an old man his wife the other day. They each stopped to take their turn to say something to me. I didn't listen to the woman I just tried to smile at her but when the man stopped to ask if I was going to hold the door all day I replied very briskly: "No I am hoping not to, actually" to which he replied with a gesture: "look what's coming".

Then I sort of dropped the door in somebody's face and walked inside the restaurant. It was a woman. (she indicated I could go first) I love feminism.

 

[NormannTheDoorman]

Re: The reason why I like feminist

Thread moved to Oubliette.

Norman, I noticed that lately you have posted several threads that seem like random thoughts that just popped into your head, without much substance to them, this thread being a glaring example. Try not to make threads consisting of only a one liner, especially if said one liner is roughly equivalent of "I don't like onions". Also, do not misuse the report function.

On a scale of 1 through 10, rate the structure of my report. It was good writing practice..

 

[NormannTheDoorman]

I belong here.

A kingdom of mindless threads..

and it looks like I'm the queen.

 

[Base groove]

Re: I belong here.

This is not art. It's not even deviance. It's not even deviant art.

 

[Lot]

Re: The reason why I like feminist

In recent months I've started to become a lot more sensitive to feminism. After spending time on the men's rights section of reddit, I'm a lot more sympathetic to women. Some of that shit is cringe worthy.

But since I still find racial and sexist jokes funny, for pure absurdity, here are some picture for the enjoyment of the thread.

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[TimeAsylums]

Re: The reason why I like feminist

Where I live, people still (me included) judge people based on whether they hold open a door for people who are behind them if the timeframe is correct and they noticed the people behind them, which is fine, so long as it's not discriminatory and doesn't feel as enforced as it used to. Having become more of a nice gesture. Similar to elevator etiquette. Just cooperating to save some net time and effort for people as a whole by contributing a bit of one's own to save more of another's.

if you hold the door open 4 the elderly they will lose the strength that they could have mustered to do it themselves thus in their minds placing burden on you which will only wear down their strength of life-force even moar and then it you hold open doors for children then they'll never really learn 4 themselves so lyk when it is their turn to open a door they will in fact never get into a place and therefore aways has to wait for rsomeone else to open it therefore becoming pot smokers in a basement who can't open dors only tye shoe lacesz

 

[Latte]

Re: The reason why I like feminist

D: D: D:

my eyes are open. The next time I will close the door and provide a passive resistance of 20KG so that they get moar exercise from opening the door, making them harder better stronger faster.

It will also make me harder better stronger faster, and over time all of society will get harder better stronger faster if they do this to each other, and we can put it to the next level of 25KG and to infinity and beyond.

everyone will eventually be able to lift an airplane

then two airplanes.

 

[Base groove]

Re: The reason why I like feminist

Then five.

Then twenty-six.

90% of sensors don't know the next number.

 

[Latte]

Re: The reason why I like feminist

But I do! AHAHAHA I'm not a sensor or the special 10.677
%, I'm da bes, alongside others who are also da bes because they aren't the non-bes part of sensors.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Re: The reason why I like feminist

They have voting rights Lols what they whining about it nm bechdel test an wages an rape cause nothing is ever fair and there gonna be some rapist so long as there is penis, furthermore should not be called feminism name imply women this not true women only nicer but also invent less stuff and tho mby not stupid more feeble and not intelligent intellectual interests wit not logic

 

[Cavallier]

Re: The reason why I like feminist

It's a fucking door. Hold the door or don't. I don't care. Somehow I'll manage either way. This whole Social Door Dance makes me crazy.

This year on this day at this time on this planet at this specific moment I have chosen to hold the door. Tomorrow? WhO kNoWs?! I'm CRaaaaaaZY like that.

 

[Absurdity]

Re: The reason why I like feminist

I hold doors open because I'm polite, irrespective of the genders of the individuals who profit from this minor courtesy.

 

[redbaron]

Re: The reason why I like feminist

Well Cav, if I can't hold the door for you, can I hold you for a door?

I'd hold Absurdity too, and CC, and Base Groove, but not latte because he lifts airplanes.

I am not ready to hold latte holding airplanes.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Re: The reason why I like feminist

TimeAsylums: The elderly sport a high maintenance cost, they need to die faster. Hold up doors buy them drugs. Is good for society as a whole. As a 20 something you can handle a heroin cocaine amphetamine alcohol combo, but at 60+? I think not!

And I always hold up doors irrespective of which person I'm doing it for, I dunno those kind of gestures relax me, don't matter if it's give or take, friend or enemy. In the case of the latter it shows you are not thrown off by disagreements and don't let them cause you to change your behavior. If the enemy is fucking worst dumbfuck they will be insulted by it, but in their case peace is only available on their terms alone so fuck them. The cool enemies will be like "nice our conflict does not need to make the day any longer or things more difficult" <- win win behavior if it doesn't pain you to maintain it IMO

 

[Pyropyro]

Re: The reason why I like feminist

Okay... I think there's more things that needs to be addressed about feminism than who minds the door (I do open doors to everyone, especially the elderly). There are young females who have their minds, bodies and spirits crushed by their pimps and then discarded like trash when they "expire". To hell with doors. If you really like feminism that much then I say kick the damn door open and get to work on other pressing issues.

 

[NormannTheDoorman]

How exactly do you see these "Holidays"?

I see them as excellent money making opportunities.

My ideal valentines day is when I own the company making the most profit off of the day itself.

In all seriousness, it seems like another western holiday that Mao Zedong told me to make money off of. But making money by myself is not what His Glorious Mao Zedong wanted me to do. What am I talking about? Disregard this paragraph.

I think it's a little silly how much emphasis our society puts on these holidays that no one cares to think about after the whole thing is finished.

 

[NormannTheDoorman]

Re: How exactly do you see these "Holidays"?

the title is bad

and i should feel bad

;_;

 

[BigApplePi]

Re: How exactly do you see these "Holidays"?

the title is bad

and i should feel bad

;_;

We make good with what we have.* Holidays have you feeling you're getting something for free.

*When life feeds you lemons crap, make lemonade crapola fertilizer.

 

[NormannTheDoorman]

Re: How exactly do you see these "Holidays"?

We make good with what we have.* Holidays have you feeling you're getting something for free.

*When life feeds you lemons crap, make lemonade crapola fertilizer.

I can't understand what you just said with my 419 IQ.

 

[NormannTheDoorman]

What is the cutest thing you've seen or heard?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41U78QP8nBk


Makes me smile every time.

Which brings me to the whole "what is cute?" discussion. I would assume it has something to do with some maternal instinct.

 

[BigApplePi]

Re: What is the cutest thing you've seen or heard?

My wife is/was cute. Every once in a while she says, "What? Are you trying to be cute?" Don't know if that qualifies.

My cat is cute but I'm tempted to knock that smile off its face.

 

[NormannTheDoorman]

Re: What is the cutest thing you've seen or heard?

My cat is cute but I'm tempted to knock that smile off its face.

They're just adorable little anarchist. My own is getting old and my pass soon

But that's okay.

 

[BigApplePi]

Re: What is the cutest thing you've seen or heard?

For all positive whole numbers for all eternity, x squared plus two equals y cubed has only two for x and three for y as its solution. I think that cute but can't prove it.

 

[Jennywocky]

Re: What is the cutest thing you've seen or heard?

"Cute"? What is this.... "cute" ... that you speak of?

 

[The Gopher]

Re: What is the cutest thing you've seen or heard?

Well I saw a mirror once....

 

[BigApplePi]

Re: What is the cutest thing you've seen or heard?

Saw a cute girl once. She said she didn't like cutesy men.
Saw a cute guy once. He said I shouldn't get cute with him.

 

[Base groove]

Re: What is the cutest thing you've seen or heard?

I would rather see a thread about the cruelest thing you've ever seen or heard.

 

[bemused]

Re: What is the cutest thing you've seen or heard?

when i was an extremely experimental 19 year old, i once kissed this very effeminate guy with androgynous good looks (SOBER)...i felt nothing, i was never aroused, never curious about taking it further, it didn't feel right to me. i am completely hetero.

he looked at me, knowing i wasn't into it, and said: there is no one else on campus i 'd rather fuck right now. i was always kind of flattered by that, and thought it was kinda cute.

anyway- we are still friends to this day. he identifies as queer and has some weird complex definition of his sexuality i don't fully understand. he is engaged to a woman.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Re: The reason why I like feminist

Anyone seen the new Nintendo commercials targetting women?

Srsly dat company.. How do achieve their level of obliviousness? I suspect their CEO must be a very old pure blood ISTJ who has been accumulating enormous amounts of ignorance over the years.

 

[EyeSeeCold]

Re: What is the cutest thing you've seen or heard?

 

[kora]

Re: The reason why I like feminist

I slam doors in women's faces personally. Problematic in some ways as I have to slam doors into my own face too as a result but oh well. Bitches. That'll show them who's boss. In fact you must forcibly hold the door shut so that they stay outside, and don't stink up the house with their ton of flowers and pheromones and tampons.

 

[NormannTheDoorman]

Hello, you don't know me

My IQ is clocked at 419

Obviously I'm inferior to those with the 420

 

[redbaron]

Re: Hello, you don't know me

Please kill yourself.

 

[The Void]

Re: Hello, you don't know me

My IQ is clocked at 419

Obviously I'm inferior to those with the 420

Upto how much can you overclock it?
Or is it already overclocked?
Are there any side effects for overclocking?
Any overheating or something?
Are you cognizant of any good method to overclock IQ?

 

[NormannTheDoorman]

Re: Hello, you don't know me

Please kill yourself.

I've considered.

Cyanide or hanging?

I noticed in movies that most people who kill themselves by hanging don't really know that form of execution very well.

Notice that they are often blue, signs of suffocation. Which isn't what hanging is about. Hanging seems more like severing the neck and I assume that's what it was designed to do.

They don't take into account the length of the rope and their weight. They need to be elevated and they also need a longer rope so they can sort of reach terminal velocity and sever their neck. Which they don't. So in hindsight they are incompetent and should kill themselves in another way.

What I am trying to say is that executing by hanging isn't a "Just slip through here and jump". There are some things that need to be taken into account. Weight of person, length of rope, and distance from the ground.

 

[Rook]

Re: Hello, you don't know me

There is a reason why people do it wrong, though.
You only have one try, if you get it right, you have mastered the art, if not, you go out in humiliating failure.

 

[NormannTheDoorman]

Re: Hello, you don't know me

There is a reason why people do it wrong, though.
You only have one try, if you get it right, you have mastered the art, if not, you go out in humiliating failure.

Adds to the tragedy if you don't get it right. You viewed yourself as incompetent in life, and you failed to end yourself properly.

Cry everytime..

 

[Pizzabeak]

Re: Hello, you don't know me

You're infp?