Nobody quotes

[Fedayeen]

“Nobody raises his reputation by lowering others”

"The impossible - what nobody can do”

“They say that nobody is perfect.”

“The beautiful thing about learning is nobody can take it away from you.”

“Nobody escapes the consequences of his choices.”

“Nobody, as long as he moves about among the chaotic currents of life, is without trouble.”

“Nobody can hurt me without my permission.”

“Nobody gets to live life backward."

Pick your favorite. One (or maybe a few) will go into my sig. I couldn't decide which one. So I am leaving it up to you guys

 

[EloquentBohemian]

I'd like to add one more to your list:

"Nobody gets out of here alive" Jim Morrison (Doors song: Five To One)

 

[saffyangelis]

The puns! Again! *groans* =P

Hummm....

Wouldn't this be better as a poll?

But my vote goes to...
“Nobody, as long as he moves about among the chaotic currents of life, is without trouble.”

 

[Fedayeen]

Puns!? what are you talking about? these are quotes about me.

Too many for a poll. (and even if it isn't too lazy to make a poll with that many choices)

 

[Decaf]

“A hug is the perfect gift; one size fits all, and nobody minds if you exchange it.”

What do you have against hugs?

“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.”

Time travel?

“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.”

Cause he shows up for EVERYTHING early

and finally...
“Nobody can hurt me without my permission.”
- Mahatma Gandhi

 

[Fedayeen]

“A hug is the perfect gift; one size fits all, and nobody minds if you exchange it.”

What do you have against hugs?

“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.”

Time travel?

“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.”

Cause he shows up for EVERYTHING early

and finally...
“Nobody can hurt me without my permission.”
- Mahatma Gandhi

I saw all those, decided not to go with them because they don't have a good flow. With the exception of 1 of the ones in my post they all flow well. Considering that they are different parts of speech

 

[EloquentBohemian]

"Nobody knows the troubles I've seen..." old traditional blues song

or the Star Trek version...

"Nobody knows the Tribbles I've seen..."

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Nobody lives forever.

Nobody's that stupid.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Nobody likes a smartass.

The accident left nobody dead.

 

[Weliddryn]

Lol, you people are such dorks. <3

 

[Ermine]

I love it! Apparently to be Nobody is a powerful thing, almost like being Chuck Norris or something.

 

[Kidege]

Even better, cause I bet nobody beats Chuck Norris

 

[Ermine]

hooray! Nobody never has enough power.

 

[EloquentBohemian]

Nope, Nobody comes close.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Nobody can be in two places at once.

Nobody can defeat the Doctor.

Nobody truly deserves to die.

Nobody understands me

 

[EloquentBohemian]

Nobody understands me

I would find this somewhat disturbing.

 

[Ermine]

Nah, nobody isn't disturbed.

What do we make of the double negative?

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Nobody knows what nobody doesn’t know.

 

[EloquentBohemian]

If Nobody knows what Nobody doesn’t know, then Nobody knows nothing, which is what Nobody doesn't know because Nobody knows what Nobody doesn't know, but doesn't know how Nobody doesn't know what Nobody knows Nobody doesn't know....



... okay,


...that's clear now.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Nobody knows the trouble I've seen
Nobody knows Jesus
Nobody knows the trouble I've seen
Glory Hole...er I mean Glory Hallelujiah

 

[Fedayeen]

*sigh* so much for getting a quote in my sig....O well. This is more fun

nobody knows if god truly exists

 

[EloquentBohemian]

...so nobody goes to heaven?

 

[Fedayeen]

nobody is god

 

[JoeJoe]

nobody understands me!

 

[Fedayeen]

Nobody understands me

nobody understands me!

 

[JoeJoe]

sorry, didn't read the whole thread.

nobody did. :P

 

[Decaf]

*sigh* so much for getting a quote in my sig....O well. This is more fun

I don't know... to reword a previous one:

"When push comes to roundhouse, nobody beats Chuck Norris."

although "Nobody understands me" would work really well for this forum

 

[EloquentBohemian]

or, nobody understands nobody.

 

[Fedayeen]

War is brutal, nobody wins

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Nobody misses out when when IB hands out cookies to the forum members.

 

[EloquentBohemian]

nobody likes me so, nobody is my friend.

 

[Ulysses]

“No one raises his reputation by lowering others”

"The impossible - what no one can do”

“They say that no one is perfect.”

“The beautiful thing about learning is no one can take it away from you.”

“No one escapes the consequences of their choices.”

“No one as long as they moves about among the chaotic currents of life, is without trouble.”

“No one can hurt me without my permission.”

“No one gets to live life backward."

OHO! Nobody's original quotes no longer have a double meaning.

 

[Fedayeen]

“No one raises his reputation by lowering others”

"The impossible - what no one can do”

“They say that no one is perfect.”

“The beautiful thing about learning is no one can take it away from you.”

“No one escapes the consequences of their choices.”

“No one as long as they moves about among the chaotic currents of life, is without trouble.”

“No one can hurt me without my permission.”

“No one gets to live life backward."

OHO! Nobody's original quotes no longer have a double meaning.

they also aren't nobody quotes anymore. and they never were original.

http://thinkexist.com/quotes/with/keyword/nobody/

 

[Artifice Orisit]

It is a sad person, who loves Nobody.

 

[Ulysses]

they also aren't nobody quotes anymore. and they never were original.

http://thinkexist.com/quotes/with/keyword/nobody/

I searched that site for quotes containing "ulysses" and stumbled across this...

“Ulysses . . . is a dogged attempt to cover the universe with mud.” --E. M. Forster

Now I know what my purpose in life is.