National Kiss a Pig Day is Tomorow!!!

[dwags222]

I just want to encourage everyone to go and celebrate this holiday by going out tomorow and kissing a pig! Pigs deserve apreciation too you know.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Insensitive jerk!!!

 

[dwags222]

insensitive jerk? those pigs need love DAMNIT!!!!!

 

[FacetiousPersona]

B-But they are biological terrorists....... Is it National Kiss an Iraqi Insurgent Day on the next day? Feed the poor Africans tacos before they rob you?

 

[dwags222]

oh sure blame the pigs for the worlds problems. you are such a specieist. i would call you an intolerant pig but i despise such a pun.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

I would blame God or you, but both of these are cliche.

 

[dwags222]

oh wait, lets try this on for size. here is a human being who knows some decency!

 

[FacetiousPersona]

The child cannot even think/reason sufficiently to intentionally be 'decent' with such an action, thus the baby's action of 'decency' is invalidated. Dwags, stop encouraging us to reproduce with your mother. She'll remain lonely despite your efforts, my friend.

 

[phantome]

rofl. nc would petting a pig suffice tho?

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

I've kissed worse.....

 

[GTPJay]

This is hilarious.

 

[NoID10ts]

Hey mods, can we merge this with the thread about swine flu?

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Hey mods, can we merge this with the thread about swine flu?

Merging the serious with the satire/humor is always good.