MS Paint Thread, black and white, 5 min maximum, text must be included

[Perfectly Normal Beast]

Wtf scary, I'm also left handed! Is that you in the pic?

Er yeah it's meant to be me

Cool, another Sinister One - which hand do you operate your mouse with?

I'm reminded of one of my most formative experiences : age 7 or so on a train with my mother, i was drawing/writing when an old man approached us, aggresively snatched the pen out of my hand and said sternly to my mother "don't let her do that - it lets the devil into her" !!!!! Have never been quite the same since.

Awesome thread idea btw, lots of very impressive (technically and/or conceptually) pics.

 

[Cherry Cola]

My right Im kinda ambidextrous though :P

 

[Montresor]

Anybody who masturbates into a mirror looks ambidextrous.


Please, no pictures.

 

[authentick]

Anybody who masturbates into a mirror looks ambidextrous.


Please, no pictures.

oh, good one.

 

[Meer]

I broke the rules, but I don't give a fuck because I was at work and extremely bored.

It's an 8U (maybe?) flight case with a power conditioner, dvd player, video switcher and a drawer. I pressed one of the buttons today.

 

[doncarlzone]

That's actually quite impressive Meer


I have two older siblings (feelers) who were always really good at painting, while I sucked miserably.

However, as a kid I used to always draw the same face so I had time to perfect it. One day my mother saw one, and knowing how bad I was at painting, she was so impressed that she responded: "You didn't draw that did you?"

Spoiler

If anyone wants a tutorial, just let me know.

 

[inhibitions]

uhh, I hope grayscale applies

 

[The Introvert]

Nice work guys.

I'll give you some insight to my artistic genius.

 

[Ada]

Picasso

 

[redbaron]

I tried...

 

[The Introvert]

another

 

[Cherry Cola]

fucking abstract art good ol figure study is the way to go, so says Dr Gregory House; and so it is that I abide:

 

[The Introvert]

My drawings are clearly superior

 

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[Cherry Cola]

Why do you have a chord going into your ear? And get a new comp ffs, that one looks totally dated, like it has a 600x800 display : /

 

[Ex-User (9062)]

 

[TimeAsylums]

not being:

 

[TimeAsylums]

such introvert:

 

[Ex-User (9062)]

Is it only me, or is there a problem displaying the last two pictures?

 

[Moocow]

I'll crank out something new but I used to do this sort of thing based off of a certain infamously tasteless web comic about video games:

 

[Cherry Cola]

8/10

 

[Moocow]

 

[Moocow]

 

[Moocow]

 

[Blarraun]

 

[Moocow]

ok I have work to do. More later.

No one would read my crap because my humor is too weird and I care too little for producing anything that's not spontaneous. Also I once again broke the time limit. Took like 7 minutes to draw that pic, and then another 3 to come up with something to write.

Or well I do serious paintings too, but it can take me 2 years to finish one because I only paint when I feel like I know what to paint. The rest of the time I leave my works in progress lying around, occasionally throwing a glance at them; whereupon I feel bad about my own laziness.

Your mspaints in this thread are incredible. I'm inspired, if you can't tell.

 

[Moocow]

 

[Cherry Cola]

Fucking awesome Moocow

 

[Helvete]

I'm not too good at drawing, my lyrics arn't too good either, but I think this works

 

[Justin81]

 

[TheManBeyond]

these are some of my masterpieces