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MS Paint Thread, black and white, 5 min maximum, text must be included

Perfectly Normal Beast

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Wtf scary, I'm also left handed! Is that you in the pic?
Er yeah it's meant to be me :eek:

Cool, another Sinister One - which hand do you operate your mouse with?

I'm reminded of one of my most formative experiences : age 7 or so on a train with my mother, i was drawing/writing when an old man approached us, aggresively snatched the pen out of my hand and said sternly to my mother "don't let her do that - it lets the devil into her" !!!!! Have never been quite the same since.

Awesome thread idea btw, lots of very impressive (technically and/or conceptually) pics.
 

Montresor

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Anybody who masturbates into a mirror looks ambidextrous.


Please, no pictures.
 

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I broke the rules, but I don't give a fuck because I was at work and extremely bored.



It's an 8U (maybe?) flight case with a power conditioner, dvd player, video switcher and a drawer. I pressed one of the buttons today.
 

doncarlzone

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That's actually quite impressive Meer


I have two older siblings (feelers) who were always really good at painting, while I sucked miserably.

However, as a kid I used to always draw the same face so I had time to perfect it. One day my mother saw one, and knowing how bad I was at painting, she was so impressed that she responded: "You didn't draw that did you?"


If anyone wants a tutorial, just let me know.
 

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I tried...:phear:

 

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fucking abstract art good ol figure study is the way to go, so says Dr Gregory House; and so it is that I abide:

 

Cherry Cola

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Why do you have a chord going into your ear? And get a new comp ffs, that one looks totally dated, like it has a 600x800 display : /

 

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Is it only me, or is there a problem displaying the last two pictures?
 

Moocow

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I'll crank out something new but I used to do this sort of thing based off of a certain infamously tasteless web comic about video games:



 

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ok I have work to do. More later.

No one would read my crap because my humor is too weird and I care too little for producing anything that's not spontaneous. Also I once again broke the time limit. Took like 7 minutes to draw that pic, and then another 3 to come up with something to write.

Or well I do serious paintings too, but it can take me 2 years to finish one because I only paint when I feel like I know what to paint. The rest of the time I leave my works in progress lying around, occasionally throwing a glance at them; whereupon I feel bad about my own laziness.
Your mspaints in this thread are incredible. I'm inspired, if you can't tell.
 

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I'm not too good at drawing, my lyrics arn't too good either, but I think this works ;)

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