Thank you for completing our personality questionnaire, but unfortunately, it appears that you have no personality. None whatsever.
This means that you are, in every respect, 'average' with no distinguishing features. You are married, have 2.4 children, live in suburbia and think 'The Cosby Show' is alternative comedy.
If you are male, you work as an accountant in the City and spend 3 hours a day commuting whilst reading The Sun. If you are female, your husband works as an accountant in the City and spends 3 hours a day commuting whilst reading The Daily Mail. You are a part-time secretary. You and your husband find accountancy and administration rather too-exciting as occupations. You both want to retire and play golf.
You have some pet fish. You talk to them, despite the fact that they never talk to you. In fact, they don't even notice you're there. If they did notice you, they would have forgotten you by the time they next see you. Yet you keep talking to them as if they were your best friends.
You think daytime is boring and things get more exciting at night. Yet you are up all day and at night you go to sleep.
You do have some dark secrets. You have been known, on occasion, to leave your bedroom in the morning without having folded your pyjamas under the pillow. And you don't always clean your teeth twice a day.
Also, you suffer from delusional syndrome, as secretly you think you are unique. It is a characteristic of people with this syndrome to deny it, but let's look at the evidence...
How do you spend most of your time, apart from doing what everyone has to do (ie: sleeping and working)? You watch television. Like 5 or 6 billion other people.
Perhaps you think you are unique because you don't watch television but go to the cinema. Have you noticed that, not only do you watch the same film at the same time as lots of other people, but you sit in the same chairs looking the same way and keep quiet at the same time? Even the naughty children in row J behave the same as all other naughty children: talking through the first 10 minutes of the film before practicing grown-up conformist behaviour (sitting and watching the film).
Perhaps you think you are unique because you have your own likes and dislikes. You have your own favourite ice-cream, for example, that you always have when you go to watch a film. Consider this: suppose there are 20 flavours of ice-cream at the cinema. With 6.4 billion people on the planet that means there are probably around 320 million people who have a 'personal, unique liking' for that ice-cream, just like you.
I suppose none of the options are separated by much though.
