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[bananaphallus]

Hi, I'm new to the forum. I'm a 20 year old m living in southern NJ, and I enjoy arguing, fishing for compliments, and using profanity.

I've taken the 'test' a few times, and it came back 'INTP' twice, INTJ the other time - I can see bits of myself in both personality descriptions/not bragging. Thank you for your warm welcomes. I'm unemployed and devote a considerable amount of my time searching for menial part time labor at the behest of my increasingly incensed parents - they know I'm a future multi billionaire, they just want me to keep busy, and in truth I can't fault them - they provide shelter, food, and the occasional gas money with my smile and sheer adorableness as their only recompense. I consider myself a thoughtful person (thats a given), and I hope to ask many questions;

I love you

 

[Artifice Orisit]

southern NJ

Shall I assume your American?

I love you

Not anymore

 

[preilemus]

NJ is fun. i lived in Princeton for a few years, though i guess you can hardly call that real NJ

anyways, from one future multi-billionaire to another, welcome

 

[loveofreason]

Accepting love from strange bananaphallus type thingies is a risky business.

*Stands well back and waves hello cautiously*


(psssttt... where's security... can we get this guy quarantined???)

 

[Kuu]

and using profanity.


I love you

Oh no you didn't. Say you didn't mean it!

 

[EditorOne]

Good. We now have a South Jersey clique. Piney or clam digger? Either way I've got your back.

And yes, there are some who say South Jersey isn't actually part of the United States except by virtue of geography....

 

[bananaphallus]

Good. We now have a South Jersey clique. Piney or clam digger? Either way I've got your back.

And yes, there are some who say South Jersey isn't actually part of the United States except by virtue of geography....

More clam digger than piney really, although I'm probably somewhere in between.

I know what you mean, we've been wanting to secede for quite some time now.

 

[JoeJoe]

1) You make way to much attention to yourself.
2)You're a little piece of lazy shit.
3)You're a smug ass.
4)DON'T love me.
5)Be welcomed to this forum, do not take the above seriously and have fun.

 

[bananaphallus]

1) You make way to much attention to yourself.
2)You're a little piece of lazy shit.
3)You're a smug ass.
4)DON'T love me.
5)Be welcomed to this forum, do not take the above seriously and have fun.

1,2, and 3 are pretty dead-on, don't you dare threaten me, and thank you.

I love you

 

[JoeJoe]

I love you

This will take some time getting used to...

 

[flow]

*Hugs

Welcome, we love you too. So do the bats. :smiley_emoticons_mr

 

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flow: Fear & Loathing reference?

Welcome bananaphallus! All I know about New Jersey comes from the Daily Show and Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

 

[bananaphallus]

flow: Fear & Loathing reference?

Welcome bananaphallus! All I know about New Jersey comes from the Daily Show and Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Most of the negative stereotypes center around the 'Northeners,' the rumscrugglers and whorish trollops who have unprotected sex in the middle of the street - cheering each other on while doing so, and give their children scotch/drugs.

I live in southern NJ, we're tea drinkers, mostly literate, and we wear clothes.

 

[Adymus]

Most of the negative stereotypes center around the 'Northeners,' the rumscrugglers and whorish trollops who have unprotected sex in the middle of the street - cheering each other on while doing so, and give their children scotch/drugs.

I live in southern NJ, we're tea drinkers, mostly literate, and we wear clothes.

That's pretty brazen of them, I wouldn't have sex in public unless I had a roped off area and a bouncer.

Welcome guy, that was a pretty sweet stab at the inferior Fe back there.

 

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That's pretty brazen of them, I wouldn't have sex in public unless I had a roped off area and a bouncer.

Welcome guy, that was a pretty sweet stab at the inferior Fe back there.

So there's a park in... some European city, I want to say Amsterdam. It's like any foresty park, except it has even more bushes, trees, and convient pockets of grass. It's walled off... and the idea is that couples can go there to get some nookie. Since couples often don't have good places to go (if they're living with parents, nosy roommates, dorms, etc). Or for just the fun of outdoor sex.

I think there is some kind of administrator there, so you've got your bouncer.