Ladies and Gentlemen

[Mello]

Allow me to say hello. I have been lurking for about 8 months and I would like to introduce myself. I don't know why I never posted, but I enjoyed watching all of you argue, debate, etc. It has been enlightening and entertaining.

Right, so who am I? The answer is simple, I don't know? I do know that I am a human and I do know that I am INTP. I do like to tell jokes and I also like spaghetti. I do not like mustard though, it tastes like poop.

Um... I don't really have anything to say. I'll probably continue lurking, but maybe I'll post something once in a while.

 

[fullerene]

hello, cake
...are you a lie?

*facepalms himself before anyone else can*

 

[Deleted member 1424]

So you've been watching us huh? >.>
You know everything, and we know nothing. I feel like I'm at a disadvantage here.

Do enjoy posting though, and I agree mustard is a blight upon this world.

@Cryptonia
Well now that he's posting he must feel like he can have his cake at eat it too. Yay for bad puns!

 

[Mello]

No, I am not a lie. Oh, and don't be afraid I can't stab you in the back if I don't know where you live.

 

[echoplex]

He's going the distance
He's going for speed

Welcome, Cake. Cute avatar. I, too, am human. How do you know what poop tastes like? Mustard, really? Interesting.

 

[Mello]

Well, I was going to elaborate that I didn't know what poop tastes like, but I thought it was implied that it tastes like poop. As in bad. Oh, and if you're wondering why I put a question mark after I don't know. I don't know?

 

[echoplex]

Yes, I would assume that poop tastes bad. And yeah, I can relate to the "I don't know" regarding who I am. All I know is that I apparently exist and it's rather interesting. I'm still not sure what that makes "me" and it's possible I'm looking for an identity-concept that doesn't exist and/or can only be made real by some process I've missed.

I'd go on but no one wants to hear it.

 

[Da Blob]

Welcome!

A Lurker for EIGHT MONTHS???
You mean that in all that time I was not able to provoke into commenting???

(I must be losing My Touch (?))

 

[Cavallier]

YouTube- CAKE - No Phone (Official Music Video)

Welcome!

 

[Anthile]

Welcome, Cake. Have some gummy chromosomes.

 

[Mello]

Thank you. :P

 

[cuterebra]

I do not like mustard though, it tastes like poop.

Sorry, but we don't like your kind around here.

 

[snowqueen]

hello cake. how did you stumble upon this username. just curious. (and too lazy to hit shift tonight, sorry)

 

[transformers]

Just like an INTP to observe before participating. Welcome

 

[fullerene]

hello cake. how did you stumble upon this username. just curious. (and too lazy to hit shift tonight, sorry)

you totally had to hit shift twice to mane the ( )....

 

[Mello]

hello cake. how did you stumble upon this username. just curious. (and too lazy to hit shift tonight, sorry)

Portal

 

[Scourgexlvii]

you totally had to hit shift twice to mane the ( )....

Yes, but the 3 capitalizations from the beginnings of the sentances, plus at least one 'I' that was omitted would be at-least twice as much shifts

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Ah Cake....you registered a long time ago and I have seen you lurking quite often. Think not for one moment longer that you have been as hidden from me as you thought. I've been watching you watch us. I know all about you. All your dirty little secrets are on file.
Tread lightly!

Now on to business:

Mustard is awesome! You have the pallet of a Philistine!! I don't know what exactly you been pooping out (or why you've been tasting it) but get it in jars and send it to France. You'll make a fortune.

So anyway, it's about time you spoke up! Welcome

 

[Mello]

Ah Cake....you registered a long time ago and I have seen you lurking quite often. Think not for one moment longer that you have been as hidden from me as you thought. I've been watching you watch us. I know all about you. All your dirty little secrets are on file.
Tread lightly!

Now on to business:

Mustard is awesome! You have the pallet of a Philistine!! I don't know what exactly you been pooping out (or why you've been tasting it) but get it in jars and send it to France. You'll make a fortune.

So anyway, it's about time you spoke up! Welcome

What do you know about me, hmm?

 

[Fukyo]

I remember you.....

 

[snowqueen]

Yes, but the 3 capitalizations from the beginnings of the sentances, plus at least one 'I' that was omitted would be at-least twice as much shifts

Oh I love you INTPs! I had the same thought about the brackets and wondered who'd be the first to notice it :-)

 

[Toad]

you're funny cake. i likez uuuu

 

[fullerene]

Yes, but the 3 capitalizations from the beginnings of the sentances, plus at least one 'I' that was omitted would be at-least twice as much shifts

touché

 

[RubberDucky451]

Another Californian! Welcome.

 

[Cavallier]

Wait, Portal? I love that game!