Jurassic Kingdom

[FacetiousPersona]

It's time for us to assert our dominance again. We shall rule this world for a long time and correct our mistakes of the past.

 

[hopefulmonster]

It's time for us to assert our dominance again. We shall rule this world for a long time and correct our mistakes of the past.

We need jet packs

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Screw jet packs. Let's use stealth bombers.

 

[Weliddryn]

Woe befall any who oppose.

 

[loveofreason]

As far as I'm concerned you're all North Sea Crude.


edit: And no! My avvie is not now a dinosaur.

 

[Weliddryn]

Lor! I am shocked! Your reptilian Avatar shows your true colors, though, so I will not take this seriously.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

This is your dominance. You are nothing more than a consumable resource. Pitiful creatures...

 

[Anthile]

Is it fun to drive with daddy?

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Is it fun not having opposable thumbs?

 

[FacetiousPersona]

IB's an annoyance for dinos. That's all.

 

[Weliddryn]

IB... We just wanted to have a party... and...

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Party all you wish. Fatten yourselves up. Procreate!

You are my herd. When I need you, I will turn you into oil and you will power my civilization!

Here, let me grant you foliage and a salt lick for your little party. I'm a good King God Forum Master.

 

[Weliddryn]

Now that he is distracted...

AMBUSH!

 

[FacetiousPersona]

No tank will save his little human body.

 

[Red Mage]

I can has dinosaur?

 

[Weliddryn]

I can has dinosaur?

Yes, Mac, you CAN has a dinosaur! Welcome!

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Ahhh! My herd grows!

I know that somewhere in your pea sized brains there is some semblence of thought that almost wonders at the why of your existence. In my benevolence I will tell you even though you are incapable of understanding it.

I made you violent in nature for I have the intergalactic broadcasting rights to your vicious fights. Tyranasarous Vs. Stegasarous for example has made me quite a tidy sum. Beats MMA and boxing any day!

I made you large because I will need your biomass to make my fuel.

I know this goes well beyond your feeble abilities to comprehend so just know this:

It is not for you to wonder why
It is for you to make oil when you die!

 

[FacetiousPersona]

You're there as our food supply. Thank you for contributing to our existence.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

A pitiful response from a pitiful species. I sometimes wish I gave you the advance brain power of at least a slug or worm. You are like the cat chasing the spot of light from a laser pointer. Never comprehending that you cannot catch the ethereal.

 

[Anthile]

Oh, it will kinda end like this:

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Dinosaur prophecy

 

[Jules]

Old news, IB! Those were our ancestors; this is now. We're back and here to stay!
\o/

 

[Kuu]

Behold the future: TRANS-SAURISM!

tremble, puny humans!

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Behold the future: TRANS-SAURISM!

tremble, puny humans!

You must be a hybrid from when we created an alliance with Cognisant. We agreed to allow him to transform two dino battalions into cyborgs. They became cyborg dinos, or Trans-saurisms, after this process of Cognisant's.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Yes we robots are tolerant of all species, provided they are partly cybernetic.
More shock troops for the Machine empire are always appreciated.

Join me Face and together we shall rule the universe,

 

[Red Mage]

I can has Universe?

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Yes we robots are tolerant of all species, provided they are partly cybernetic.
More shock troops for the Machine empire are always appreciated.

Join me Face and together we shall rule the universe,

I've heard this before, and I am not relating it to a good outcome. Hmmm...

 

[Fukyo]

You were never loved....

 

[Fleur]

Warm-blooded creatures unite!


This is the eternal battle for survival.
And now the future of the mammals are in danger.


We're more fit to this world and we can't give it up in a favour of reptiles!
We must fight back to preserve our status as the rulers of Earth!

Join the Alliance of Warm Blood (AWB) and show the dinosaurs where they belong - their place is in the oblivion.



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[Fukyo]

YAY!

More supporters!

 

[Fleur]

Yeps. Warm-blooded animals have to form a resistance.

 

[Red Mage]

From Wikipedia:

A vigorous debate on the subject of temperature regulation in dinosaurs has been ongoing since the 1960s. Originally, scientists broadly disagreed as to whether dinosaurs were capable of regulating their body temperatures at all. More recently, dinosaur endotherm has become the consensus view, and debate has focused on the mechanisms of temperature regulation.

I've also seen programs on History and Discovery that have explicitly stated dinosaurs were warm-blooded. Sorry to burst your bubble. We're more alike than you think!

 

[Fukyo]

Insignificant details.
What matters is,that dinosaurs must die!

 

[Anthile]

You know, you don't get punished for your anger but by your anger.

A dino-buddhist (and trained warrior monk).

 

[Fukyo]

There is nothing but serenity in my heart.

 

[Anthile]

Warm blood is weak blood!

 

[Jesin]

Anthile, did you not here what Ocelot just said?

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Anthile, did you not here what Ocelot just said?

Idiot Dinos have pea sized brains and thus are incapable of understanding their nature. The mammals will prevail in this war for it is a war not over oil, but to create it!

Little do those silly reptiles know that Cognisant uses their own blood to create the cyborgs. Nor do they know he secretly passed me the kill codes. The fools are perfectly suited for my purposes!

 

[Red Mage]

Our brains may be pea-sized, but our hearts are as large as boulders. And so are our feet.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Just as I designed you to have. More biomass = More oil

I have thought this through, you are powerless in the face of your destiny.

So go ahead and entertain your thoughts that you are somehow significant in the great cosmic scheme. Believe in free will as you slavishly adhere to the nature I instilled upon you.

Organise!

Revolt!

It means nothing. You are livestock, penned in by an electrified and barbed wire fence (that way the barbs ensnare you and the electricy slowly cooks you into sweet sweet crude). Just know that your feckless attempts to reach for higher consciousness is doomed. For your puny brains are only good for telling your hearts to beat, your mouths to chew your foliage food before swallowing and to poop the fertilizer that is used to grow more of your food. You are self sustaining by design for while your liquified carcasses are of value, you aren't worth any significant investment.

 

[Red Mage]

You DO realize it takes millions of years to become crude oil, right? Why don't you just enjoy your saurian friends while they're here and use the massive amounts of oil already under the ground. Once we die, of normal non-human-vs-dinosaur-war-related means, you can wait for us to become oil. Better yet, why don't you work on a renewable, clean energy source? Furthermore, how do you know that YOU and humankind are not just biofuels waiting to happen for future races?

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

First, I am timeless.

Second, I am patient.

Third, I have slaughtered your kind for ages to produce the fuels I need to run my empire. No need to develop new sources of fuel, your presence today demonstrates renewability.

Just so you know, evolution is linear, not circular. Those that evolve today, will enjoy the spoils of your remains tomorrow. Our kind thinks long term, your kind thinks about it's next clump of weeds to feast upon.

 

[Red Mage]

So that brings me back to my actual point: why don't you enjoy your saurian friends while we're here. We'll eventually die of natural causes and not being slaughtered by crazy timeless humans who slaughter dinosaurs to make crude oil even though they won't become oil for millions of years anyway.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Never underestimate your value as sport. As a herd, you sometimes need to be culled.

It's nothing personal, it's just that you exist on a lower level of the chain.

 

[LucasM]

I feel I must defend the dino's here. What have dinosaurs ever done to harm you? Rather, look beyond your own little selfish interests (oil in large quantities never did good for the environment nohow) and let the dinosaurs play in peace? If they kill a few humans or so, it is nothing personal. Eating is a necessity.
Oil is a want for money and power, but will it bring self satisfaction?

 

[Artifice Orisit]

So humans will kill the dinosaurs then make fuel out of them, which in turn will speed up the process of global warming and kill off all the humans.

Or the dinosaurs will kill off all the humans, which will bring modern industry to a halt, that in turn will greatly reduce the production of ozone destroying gases. Then as the ozone layer repairs itself the already cold planet (by reptile standards) will become even colder if not descend into a new ice age (which we should be having now), thus killing off all the dinosaurs.

World climate's a bitch eh
But it's not all bad, the robot empire will go on.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

I feel I must defend the dino's here. What have dinosaurs ever done to harm you? Rather, look beyond your own little selfish interests (oil in large quantities never did good for the environment nohow) and let the dinosaurs play in peace? If they kill a few humans or so, it is nothing personal. Eating is a necessity.
Oil is a want for money and power, but will it bring self satisfaction?

Okay, now you are over valuing their importance. They are a very small cog in my grand machine. Not my only source of fuel, just one source. It is the running of the machine that brings me satisfaction. I repeat, they are a herd. Nothing more. So if they want to consult their philososaurs (pictured below) in a search for meaning or turn to their Einsteinosaurus' (pictured bottom) in vain hopes of rising above the realities of their menial existences, I have no problem with that. It is harmless as they are harmless.