and my dad an INTP.Your mother is an ESFJ.
It was supposed to be a joke lol. The premise being "ESFJ" is derogatory.EDIT: how did u know anyway?and my dad an INTP.
i'm not 100% sure about ESFJ, but she comes pretty close
EDIT: i'd say she's an ExxJ. She handles both abstract and concrete concepts well, and switches between the two depending on the situation. often more oriented towards F she also has an underlying T in there, cause in any case if she didn't she woudn't be where she is.
it's quite funny that my mum is an ESFj and my dad an INTP though (they did recently get divorced), must be pretty rare. and funny I didn't get much of a mix either and that i'm INTP too. but i do talk to my mum most of the time, and we manage to get along amazingly well together. it's funny.
anyway like my dad, i'm considering studying applied maths, because for me, like him, even though abstract concepts are cool, they become much more interesting when you apply them. Also m mum has made me slightly more S than my dad (only slightly). it's true though that even if I don't like being too sociable, i do have quite good social skills. a lot of exposure to an F friend of mine recently has turned me from 95% T to about 60%T as well. i am slowly learning to be able to do what a J does. it's called an all round character, with an extra thing for the best type (INTP's). maybe this should have gone in the introit... ah well. it's not got much to do with jokes anyway
Awesome.Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife is lying in bed reading. Man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache." Wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep." Man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, "Oi, what's your disability?"
I said, "Tourettes! Now fuck off you cunt!"
As I started fucking her, she said, "Please stop. You must stop. I want you to stop."
It's nice that she's enjoying it, I thought, but why is she talking like a telegram?
I can't believe you felt the need to explain a punchline ... and to a BLONDE joke nonetheless!1)Two blondes are driving to Disneyland, where they want to spend the weekend. Just when they get really close, they turned around and went home. Why?
A: There was a sign that said "Disneyland left"! (If you don't get it, they interpreted left as gone, not here any more).
"What's that smell?" his lover said later that night, after they were both collapsed panting on the bed.There once was this homosexual man and he was getting a tattoo of a truck on his dick.
He said to the tattoist that it was of umost importance that the truck was equipped with a four wheel drive. The tattoist was baffled and wondered why; whereupon, the homosexual man answered that it was going to plow through a lot of shit.