It's my birthday and I want presents!

[Inappropriate Behavior]

And don't be stingy either. It is NOT the thought that counts!

I'll be back in a day or two to pick them up. Now get to shopping!

 

[ProxyAmenRa]

Well if you live in brisbane I can provide beer and pizza.

 

[Lobstrich]

If I said I lived in Brisbane, would you provide pizza? =o

 

[bloozie]

Happy Birthday ya Old Fart!

 

[Cognisant]

Well if you live in brisbane I can provide beer and pizza.

I'll be there too, with sushi and vodka.

Or post your postal address and I'll send you something, just as soon as I'm motivated enough to do it (don't hold your breath).

 

[ProxyAmenRa]

If I said I lived in Brisbane, would you provide pizza? =o

Yes

I'll be there too, with sushi and vodka.

An interesting combination you have there.

 

[Lostwitheal]

To my mind Sake tastes a lot like Vodka, so it seems a good combination to me

Is everyone apart from me here from Australia?

 

[Cognisant]

Sake tastes like crap.

 

[loveofreason]

Would you fancy Cognisant in a gimp suit? It could be arranged ;p

 

[Cognisant]

I'm already wearing a gimp suit and fetish outfit.
<- Behold

Edit: I removed the fetish outfit, behold the bulge!

 

[loveofreason]

Yes - I'm lazy. I saw you already trussed up and thought - now, I only have to get him drunk and stuff him in a post pack - easy!

 

[Lostwitheal]

I quite like Sake. And Vodka. I did some experimentation with a Sake martini. It was lethal.

 

[cheese]

Well you'll be glad to know I didn't even think about getting you a present IB, and besides everyone knows you can't count. Give it up, it's over.

A short summary of your life so far:

IB's mother post-childbirth

IB learning about numbers

IB "taking a piss, I'll be back in 5...uh, 10"

IB's graduation
IB at work in his giant coloured bird kingdom
IB on the forum

(The forum: )


Anyway, I'm glad to know you're one year closer baby

 

[Lobstrich]

Yes

Cool, next time I swing around Australia I'll give you a ring! =)

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

You people suck!

Actually, I knew this would happen but I will take some sushi smothered in vodka. I'm sure it can't hurt.

 

[AlisaD]

Here you go kiddo. I think you deserve a new, fancy one. Happy birthday.

 

[Minuend]

My gift is my presence!

*walks off to eat cake.... and cheese*

 

[Cavallier]

I found a girl to bring to the party. I think she's your type.

 

[Thoughtful]

From me you get nice hot lead.


Enjoy

 

[Deleted member 1424]

Happy Birthday IB.
Here's a large feline predator to put you out of your misery, eventually.

Spoiler

 

[Fukyo]

 

[dreamoftheunknown]

How about a nice...

?

Happy Birthday!

 

[Oblivious]

 

[Ermine]

Happy birthday. I hope this one is your last.

 

[Cavallier]

^That's the most disturbing thing said in this thread today. Ermine FTW!

 

[Claverhouse]

Then, Fearlessly Facing Your Last Setting Sun

I could have just sent something impersonal like 10 gms of coke; but honest feeling is no doubt worth more to you than aught that can be bought with gold and silver. I found a poem:



I wish you bright mornings and warm, sunny days,
Soft shade to cool you from sweltering rays,
Raindrops, a few, from some cloud floating by,
Rainbows thereafter to color your sky.

Rambling rivers and great shining seas,
Mountains and forests with towering trees,
Hillsides and valleys, all flower-festooned,
Nature that nurtures whomever's attuned.

A faithful companion who'll stay by your side,
Children to care for, to love and to guide,
Enough work to do with enough time for play
Then restful sleep at the close of the day.

Friends when you need them and when they need you,
Something to spend, just as much as will do
A heart full of laughter; perhaps a few tears,
A faith you can follow through all of your years.

Then, fearlessly facing your last setting sun,
As you contemplate all the deeds you have done,
Recalling a life that's been more than worthwhile,
Perhaps you will pause and give thanks with a smile.


Ellen Bailey Poems




Claverhouse

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

A big improvement since this morning!

Cav, I don't know where you find your friends but hubba-hubba! Dark hair and a pork fetish, my only two criteria for mating. Actually the dark hair thing is flexible.

As for best sentiment, I think Ermine edges out Claverhouse by a smidgen. I'm more of a "I hope you die pig!" than a sappy sentimentality type person.

 

[loveofreason]

Is that lard frosting on the bacon-festooned birthday cake? If so I demand a piece!

Please.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

^^It came from my very own lard! Or is it fatback? I forget which animal makes which fat.

 

[loveofreason]

Backfat? Porkbelly? I hear that's good too

Quick, light the candles! The sooner you can blow and eat.

 

[Claverhouse]

Re: Then, Fearlessly Facing Your Last Setting Sun

Then, fearlessly facing your last setting sun,



Ellen Bailey Poems

Actually, just remembered I once linked to a phrase remarkably similar, only in that bad taste that only advertising can achieve:

So, Unafraid, He Faced The Setting Sun: Newspaper Ads From The Golden Age of Advertising



Cute site, though.




Claverhouse


For sprains, strains, lame-back rheumatism, caked breasts, caked udders, Etc. Good sized live toads, 4 in number; put into boiling water and cook very soft; then take them out and boil the water down to a 1/2 pt. and add fresh churned, unsalted butter 1 lb. and simmer together; at the last add tincture of arnica 2 ozs. This was obtained from an old Physician, who thought more of it then any other prescription in his possession. Some persons might think it hard on toads, but you could not kill them quicker any other way.

http://www.davetill.com/ads1920s/06_aw_chase.htm

 

[RubberDucky451]

 

[Methuselah]

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

beer
cake
win

 

[Ermine]

^That's the most disturbing thing said in this thread today. Ermine FTW!

I love it! This is pretty much the only thread where I can say things like that without feeling guilty. What better way to celebrate IB's birthday than to display some inappropriate behavior? Thanks for having a birthday, IB.

 

[Razare]

*Buys your fat guy a new tutu to wear because that one has gotten awfully smelly after one year.*

 

[grey matters]

You want presence? Here you go, I bless you with my presence. *Gm bows to acknowledge the applause.*

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

I love it! This is pretty much the only thread where I can say things like that without feeling guilty. What better way to celebrate IB's birthday than to display some inappropriate behavior? Thanks for having a birthday, IB.

Then you may consider everyday my birthday.

*curtsy*