If you let me trade that immortal life for a harem of young men, I'm game!
I mean literally, I started playing Braid, you know. Tho, I only played it for about 4 minutes before my PC shut down from overheating. I have now cleaned my fans with compressed air and hope that'll do the trick.
Oh, and for your birthday, one of my finest robotic creations:
Happy birthday, Ms.Adaire. Here, have a present, and let me assure you there is absolutely nothing wrong with it..Except for its incredible cuddly softness!
[For any case of sudden hair loss, inexplicable scratches, weird sounds at night, lights going on and off by themselves, electrical appliance malfunction, windows opening by themselves, cracking floorboards, sudden gusts of wind,flying forks and knives, mad cats, naked Melkors showing up on your doorstep, please contact the manufacturer specified on the label.]