merzbau
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regarding those annoying ads where the mac is presented as this wannabe indie-rock turd-handle, standing around casually in unbuttoned shirt and fashionably scuffed converses, i think a more appropriate spokesperson would be a braindead useless hippie stoner, because that's what the OS is really like, partially creative, but mostly obstructive, spaced-out and clueless. cruisey, until you have to get something done.
me: not again.. why won't you eject, you hopeless slacker. there's no activity, the disc isn't spinning, no files are being accessed...
MAC: hmm. i'm not sure man. maybe you could go through all the processes, shutting them down one by one, until you get to the right one and it releases the disc..?
me: forget it. why can't i rename a file extension without having to hit a requester asking me if i really want to rename the file? of course i meant to do that - i wouldn't have f*cking done it otherwise. and it's a pointless warning, because you should still be able to open the file REGARDLESS OF THE EXTENSION. changing the extension does not change the CONTENTS of the M*THERF*CKING FILE. and as for renaming a filename with letters of a different case...
MAC: oh.. wow. wow. i just gotta sit down for a bit.
me: i just moved something into a folder, and it's not showing up. why is there no refresh button?
MAC: hey, like, why don't we just make a new folder in the same directory and then delete that folder (after hitting a requester asking if you really want to delete it), and the file shows up. totally simple, dude.
me: no, it's a headache! and why don't you have a file manager installed as standard? how the f*ck am i supposed to find things, scatter them over the desktop?
MAC: chill out man, just, like, scope out the spotlight bar, yeah?
me: i don't want to use your crappy "search" function. if you allowed me the option of making an organised filing system that "just works" instead of scattering everything all over the place and taking an aeon to search for it, i'd know exactly where it was. and why doesn't it understand wildcards? if i name my file "car" it'll come up with everything on my harddrive with the name "car".. well that's f*cking useful, just like you!
MAC: whoa, quit harshin' my buzz maan...
me: i just want to get work done, quickly, efficiently and sensibly, with the minimum of fuss, so i can get through my day, go home and start drinking. you imbecile.
MAC: hey man, sounds like someone's a slave to the capitalists. you should relax, there's more to life, dude. take it from me, if you look good, you don't need to work.
me: i give up. the only thing apple has going for it is marketing.
me: not again.. why won't you eject, you hopeless slacker. there's no activity, the disc isn't spinning, no files are being accessed...
MAC: hmm. i'm not sure man. maybe you could go through all the processes, shutting them down one by one, until you get to the right one and it releases the disc..?
me: forget it. why can't i rename a file extension without having to hit a requester asking me if i really want to rename the file? of course i meant to do that - i wouldn't have f*cking done it otherwise. and it's a pointless warning, because you should still be able to open the file REGARDLESS OF THE EXTENSION. changing the extension does not change the CONTENTS of the M*THERF*CKING FILE. and as for renaming a filename with letters of a different case...
MAC: oh.. wow. wow. i just gotta sit down for a bit.
me: i just moved something into a folder, and it's not showing up. why is there no refresh button?
MAC: hey, like, why don't we just make a new folder in the same directory and then delete that folder (after hitting a requester asking if you really want to delete it), and the file shows up. totally simple, dude.
me: no, it's a headache! and why don't you have a file manager installed as standard? how the f*ck am i supposed to find things, scatter them over the desktop?
MAC: chill out man, just, like, scope out the spotlight bar, yeah?
me: i don't want to use your crappy "search" function. if you allowed me the option of making an organised filing system that "just works" instead of scattering everything all over the place and taking an aeon to search for it, i'd know exactly where it was. and why doesn't it understand wildcards? if i name my file "car" it'll come up with everything on my harddrive with the name "car".. well that's f*cking useful, just like you!
MAC: whoa, quit harshin' my buzz maan...
me: i just want to get work done, quickly, efficiently and sensibly, with the minimum of fuss, so i can get through my day, go home and start drinking. you imbecile.
MAC: hey man, sounds like someone's a slave to the capitalists. you should relax, there's more to life, dude. take it from me, if you look good, you don't need to work.
me: i give up. the only thing apple has going for it is marketing.