I going to try and get drunk with very little alcohol.

[QuickTwist]

Its been a long time sice I had anything to drink. I will attempt to get drunk off 2 beers by drinking them very fast. I do not have a bong so will have to chug instead.

Meet me in chat if you think talking to someone with schizophrenia while possible being buzzed is your idea of fun.

 

[QuickTwist]

One beer gone.

 

[QuickTwist]

The experiment has failed, I don't feel drunk and I have not lost any motor functions.

 

[JansenDowel]

Hahahahaha. Oh wow, what a hoot!

 

[StevenM]

Aw, what happened to Fred Flinstone?

 

[TheManBeyond]

i propose a drunk skype hangout session

you sign up here

 

[QuickTwist]

I'm down.

 

[Fukyo]

Can we ease up with with fluff and posting whatever comes to your mind QT?

 

[QuickTwist]

I will try to control myself. This is not a good sign.

 

[QuickTwist]

Act II is now starting, this time with something stronger. Vodka.

I'm on my first cup of it mixed with Nos energy drink. I also bought some OJ to mix with it. If I run out of OJ I will have to go straight Skyy. I know Skyy isn't the best but meh... all I really care about is getting drunk right now.

 

[Grayman]

Perhaps for someone so wise being unwise is the perfect escape.

 

[QuickTwist]

I'm guessing that is a joke.

I'm not wise by any stretch of the imagination... I will say I have my moments, but they are far and few inbetween.

I would say being wise when you are unwise is probably a better idea. Yup I bet that is what you were hinting at. Anyways, I don't feel it much right now, but I can tell its starting to effect me... for only weighing 120 lbs, I set my standards pretty high when it comes to how much I "feel it" before I think I am drunk. I will try not to spam post and do my best to keep a rational mind while posting/chatting today. So yeah, I'll be in the chat room, yet again in Act II. The only difference now is that I am pretty determined to get drunk; none of this 2 drinks and done shit. I am already on my second, and there will be a few more. But I digress. I'll just continue on as if nothing is out of the norm for me, though it is apparent I am going through some sort of crisis which is what is leading me to go into that oh familiar territory of drinking by myself.

 

[Grayman]

I'm guessing that is a joke.

I never state a flat out lie but I do embellish the truth. It is not as if you are Aristotle, gahndi, or a Buddha, but nor are you unaware. You are as 'potentially' wise as you are humble therefore against evidence you would deny it.

 

[TBerg]

If you want to get drunk, then no mixers and no food. Take a big gulp of wine, good beer, or a couple units of liquor, and then it will be good to go.

 

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[Edit @Greyman]

Hmm... I guess I can take that as a compliment then. I would have to point out that my lifestyle is anything but wise though... I mean for Christs sake all I do all day is spew non-sense on the interwebs. There is absolutely no progress being made by me currently. I don't have a job and I'm not doing anything about it either. If a person has a sign of productivity in terms of giving back to society in any way at all they are automatically more wise than I am. Yes, I think being a productive member of society is a hallmark of a wise person. I do not give back to the community... I simply act upon my impulses. I find it... weirdly different that someone would even consider me even remotely wise. In truth I do only what is the bare minimum to "giving back." If we were to give it an emphasis concerning a smart MBTI type, I really have little to offer as a feeler, even though I classify myself as such. There is no work for the greater good, even something as abstract as art! I do nothing but spew my feelings online which could be categorically a form of retardation. I don't mean to be a destroyer of myself, but I must protest this whole idea of benefiting people as a whole... after all, how much good can I do while I am drunk?

OK, I am officially drunk... I feel like I have foggy glasses on and I feel all... wavy.

 

[Grayman]

[Edit @Greyman]

Hmm... I guess I can take that as a compliment then. I would have to point out that my lifestyle is anything but wise though... I mean for Christs sake all I do all day is spew non-sense on the interwebs. There is absolutely no progress being made by me currently. I don't have a job and I'm not doing anything about it either. If a person has a sign of productivity in terms of giving back to society in any way at all they are automatically more wise than I am. Yes, I think being a productive member of society is a hallmark of a wise person. I do not give back to the community... I simply act upon my impulses. I find it... weirdly different that someone would even consider me even remotely wise. In truth I do only what is the bare minimum to "giving back." If we were to give it an emphasis concerning a smart MBTI type, I really have little to offer as a feeler, even though I classify myself as such. There is no work for the greater good, even something as abstract as art! I do nothing but spew my feelings online which could be categorically a form of retardation. I don't mean to be a destroyer of myself, but I must protest this whole idea of benefiting people as a whole... after all, how much good can I do while I am drunk?

OK, I am officially drunk... I feel like I have foggy glasses on and I feel all... wavy.

Wisdom does not necessitate incentive. The Buddha, although many here may disagree, is considered wise by many. He spent a considerable amount of his life in meditation instead of being practical. Wisdom isn't a result of what you accomplish but a measure of something inside you. It is a perception, a vision, a way to redefine what you know.

 

[QuickTwist]

Wisdom isn't incentive. The Buddha, although many here may disagree, is considered wise by many. He spent a considerable amount of his life in meditation instead of being practical. Wisdom isn't a result of what you accomplish but a measure of something inside you. It is a perception, a vision, a way to redefine what you know.

Jesus Christ! I have no idea what to think! How the hell are you even making a comparison between me a Buddha! Unless you idea of wisdom is a complete lack of what is practical I don't see how I fit the description of one who is wise. I am over humble in the sense that I take none for myself, and instead I see myself as a person of someone who does not truly understand what it means to contribute. If I were someone who wanted to give this world something that would benefit people, even at the very least people close to me, I would consider being a wise individual, but as it stand, I am just a drop in the bucket... I have no great ambition to change the world for the better; I just do what is easiest. How is doing what is easy a sign of wisdom??? Being humble is a good quality, I agree, but being humble alone is not a sign of wisdom, but a sign that you know that you are not a great influence on the world.

 

[QuickTwist]

'We search, we dig': great album to listen to while drunk.

 

[Grayman]

Jesus Christ! I have no idea what to think! How the hell are you even making a comparison between me a Buddha! Unless you idea of wisdom is a complete lack of what is practical I don't see how I fit the description of one who is wise. I am over humble in the sense that I take none for myself, and instead I see myself as a person of someone who does not truly understand what it means to contribute. If I were someone who wanted to give this world something that would benefit people, even at the very least people close to me, I would consider being a wise individual, but as it stand, I am just a drop in the bucket... I have no great ambition to change the world for the better; I just do what is easiest. How is doing what is easy a sign of wisdom??? Being humble is a good quality, I agree, but being humble alone is not a sign of wisdom, but a sign that you know that you are not a great influence on the world.

No your humbleness is your blindness and your wisdom your vision and they are at opposition. Wisdom is nothing but perception, sight, understanding things in a new way. Whether your you share your wisdom or you hold it in, whether it influences or it is ignored, or you use it or not, it exists nonetheless.

 

[QuickTwist]

Anyone who wants to try and talk to a person who is drunk and trying to 'keep it together' is welcome to meet me in chat...

 

[QuickTwist]

No your humbleness is your blindness and your wisdom your vision and they are at opposition. Wisdom is nothing but perception, sight, understanding things in a new way. Whether your you share your wisdom or you hold it, whether it influences or it is ignored, it exists nonetheless.

Thanks??? I guess that matters like everything you say, but I have trouble identifying myself as such.

 

[QuickTwist]

Today's drink is NOS Charged Citrus with Absolut Mandrin. Tastes like candy, I recommend it. The NOS is the black and yellow can. I bought 2 cans of the NOS, 1 750 ml of Absolut Mandrin and a 1/2 liter of OJ. We'll see how far it gets me.

 

[Pizzabeak]

I like how he did that for pee nots

 

[QuickTwist]

I drunk now... meet me on chat for results please, yo I drunk!!!

 

[nexion]

Having mixers at all fairly obviously change the experience. It is quite different to, say, have a rum and coke than it it to have a couple of shots of vodka.

All things in their proper time and according to their proper desires.