I am not new.

[tom]

But I feel like re-introducing myself.
I will probably try to post and things, no promises mind. My last venture into the halls of INTPia was cut short by I, this is something that I regret.

May you all be entertaining and elucidating in everything you do.
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or else

 

[Cognisant]

Tommy!

You sick bastard, get lost

 

[tom]

Goddamit Cog! What happened to the triumphant parade I was promised?

I wanted streamers

 

[Cognisant]

Not streakers? Damn.

I take it back, you're not sick, you're boring.

 

[CoryJames]

Cory watches as small filaments accidentally shorn from the homosexual knot you guys were just retying float past. Cory is not unimpressed.

 

[JoeJoe]

And here they come!

Spoiler

Oh shit, wait. Here's the actual parade you wanted.

Spoiler

Amidoinitrite?

 

[CoryJames]

Did you know that the homoerotic depictions of soldiers that Hitler used as propaganda way back when are...eerily similar to the depictions you see in todays "AF Quarterly"?

 

[tom]

Aww thank you JJ, I love the smell of military uniforms in the morning ;p.

Cog, dont make me challenge you... My arena fu is more than a little rusty...

 

[Cognisant]

Aww but I've got teeth and dangly bits now

 

[tom]

Hehe, what happened to the posthuman cog?

Flesh is far too squishy to make any good weapons, although chitin does have a pleasing crunch...

 

[Cognisant]

*gnaws on tom in futility*

Totally not homoerotic at all.

 

[loveofreason]

Look at you two, thick as thieves.

tom tom!

That's the beginning of a nursery rhyme, isn't it? Tom Tom the baker's son? Or something like that. Or am I just thinking of Tom Baker, though Dr. Who has nothing to do with tomtom from sunny surrey at all?

Anyway, I'm sure you've been lurking here in your supposed absence. Something with feathers told me.

 

[JoeJoe]

this looks sexual

Spoiler

 

[Bird]

Look at you two, thick as thieves.

tom tom!

That's the beginning of a nursery rhyme, isn't it? Tom Tom the baker's son? Or something like that. Or am I just thinking of Tom Baker, though Dr. Who has nothing to do with tomtom from sunny surrey at all?

Anyway, I'm sure you've been lurking here in your supposed absence. Something with feathers told me.

Tom Tom the piper's son (:

 

[Melkor]

Well this isn't redundant at all.

 

[Minuend]

Oh, It's "too cute/awesome to die! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"- tom!

 

[crippli]

I love forum romance! Don't let me intrude. Only here to watch.

 

[Minuend]

Find your own porn site, crippli D :

 

[loveofreason]

Piper's son, eh?

Rats.

 

[JoeJoe]

As in the piper of Hameln?

 

[Bird]

Yes, he spent much time with Simon.

 

[tom]

Me? lurk? Cast that thought from your mind sweet LoR!

-shakes Cog loose from his arm with an embarrassing amount of difficulty-

Hang on, something with feathers? JoeJoe? Sapphy? Melkor with his pansy emo one wing?

 

[JoeJoe]

Oh, and your avatar reminds me of the armenian superhero with a history of mental health problems.

Get it?

 

[tom]

haha fair play, I think Brazil came out before kick ass though... Jus' sayin'

 

[JoeJoe]

OK, I didn't know your pic was from a movie...

 

[tom]

no worries, I will refrain from storing knives in you.

 

[CoryJames]

Yea well I didn't know your movie was from a pic.

 

[tom]

Yea well I didnt movie your pic was from a know!

 

[Melkor]

Me? lurk? Cast that thought from your mind sweet LoR!

-shakes Cog loose from his arm with an embarrassing amount of difficulty-

Hang on, something with feathers? JoeJoe? Sapphy? Melkor with his pansy emo one wing?

I beg your pardon?

It's wholly intentionally, and happens to be a fashion statement.

Get with it you cur.