Wow, ALL those scientists who spent the last several decades doing exhaustive research on this sure are stupid never to have thought of something that obvious, don't you think? They should really just come to you and ask you to consult on this stuff so they get it right.
if I am incorrect about these assumptions, please prove it. I have been known to make mistakes and I will apologize for error
Oh wait, your statement is completely false and no such assumption is made. See my earlier link. Don't get your physics education from creationist websites.
Completely false? provide references please...
Which only has statistically significant effects at
relativistic velocities, which no rocks on earth we're measuring the age of are travelling at.
Depends on the relative velocity of the Observer - doesn't it...
Argh...
As an aside (not meant to derail) There is an issue of determining exactly when homo sapiens appeared on this planet. There are some that believe that the first tool that separated man from beast was the manipulation of fire. It is a possibility that date could be determined by carbon dating. That is to say man as opposed to beast lived a smoky carbon-filled atmosphere caused by being around the The Fire a lot. There could be a gap in the fossil record that reflects this transition, for there should be a lot more carbon 14 in those remains of early man than in the media they are found in...
Interesting as well, is that the Bible was written for an audience whose understanding of physics was basically the states of matter: solid, liquid, gas and fire/energy. Fire was the only known source of Light, so the first part of Genesis could read "God separated the Fire from the Darkness and called it Good"...
The first man may have done likewise...
EDIT: there really is no explanation for this established fact
Most man-made chemicals are made of fossil fuels, such as petroleum or coal, in which the carbon-14 should have long since decayed. However, such deposits often contain trace amounts of carbon-14 (varying significantly, but ranging from 1% the ratio found in living organisms to amounts comparable to an apparent age of 40,000 years for oils with the highest levels of carbon-14)