How often do you masturbate?

[Aik]

Let's see

 

[Absurdity]

Got a nice panicked thrill out of voting before I knew if it was a public poll or not.

 

[Sinny91]

Got a nice panicked thrill out of voting before I knew if it was a public poll or not.

Was that actually a possibility? lol

 

[Pyropyro]

Got a nice panicked thrill out of voting before I knew if it was a public poll or not.

But did u come tho?

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

I saw that all of the options but one had one vote each so I voted for that one in order to make them all match.

It looks so much better now.

 

[Rook]

Recall an incident when I was trapped in high school and its hostel. There was a male child(14 or 15) that got taken up in hospital. He had masturbated...iirc...more than 20 or 30 times in one day. The serial auto-eroticist even publicly boasted about it after the process of his treatment.

Suffice it to say, he was an interesting human subject to observe, I could never decide whether he was merely a psychopath or whether his mental deviations were more subtle than that.

 

[Brontosaurie]

It varies a lot

 

[Brontosaurie]

I saw that all of the options but one had one vote each so I voted for that one in order to make them all match.

It looks so much better now.

So you actually voted for: "I have OCD, and i masturbate obsessively and compulsively"

 

[EyeSeeCold]

Let's see

Yo you gotta pay to see.


But for real I don't think we're ready to go there as a society.

 

[Happy]

Yes.

 

[AlexER]

There's no option for "never", so I can't vote here

 

[TheManBeyond]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=araU0fZj6oQ

 

[Sinny91]

Look at the stats in the poll, lol.

No, the honest answer is...

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

So you actually voted for: "I have OCD, and i masturbate obsessively and compulsively"

You left out disorderly, as well.

Look at the stats in the poll, lol.

Mmmmmmm yeeeaahh, those are some good looking results.

 

[narcissistic]

Masturbation is the path to enlightenment.

 

[TBerg]

I haven't masturbated for a few weeks now. I had been feeling good until a few days ago, at which point my mom's behavior just got me down. Yesterday was pretty bad, but it has improved.

Meantime, I haven't really wanted to masturbate, perhaps due to depression and anxiety. But I also feel that even the bad things turn out better without that extra dimension of nonsense pulling me away from reality.

 

[TheManBeyond]

having the thought in my head of the girl i like fucking the guy she's fucking prevents me from masturbating
i try to think i already fuck her tons of times, it's not easy tho

 

[Brontosaurie]

You left out disorderly, as well.



Mmmmmmm yeeeaahh, those are some good looking results.

LOL they should rename it OD, Order Disorder

 

[Seteleechete]

As often as I feel like, which can be zero for several weeks, to 5+ times a day. It's a semi enjoyable pass time.

Disorderly seems like it would be a good answer.

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

LOL they should rename it OD, Order Disorder

That sounds like an oxymoron. How can I possibly order everything when I, myself, am disordered? Oh, the humanity!

Spoiler

also, to those savages that have ruined the poll, I will hunt you down and when I find you I will slaughter you like the animal you are.

 

[ENTP lurker]

I went into an ENTJ mode and outsourced it to India.

 

[Bad Itch]

I went into an ENTJ mode and outsourced it to India.

You get way more rubs for your rupee this way.

 

[Jennywocky]

I went into an ENTJ mode and outsourced it to India.

You get way more rubs for your rupee this way.

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Spoiler

Answer: Come over here for about forty-five seconds, and we can find out together!


.... hmmm, maybe 45 seconds is optimistic.

EDIT: Dear god, I just discovered there's an entire world of Simpsons cartoon p0rn out there... all through the miracle of Google Image search. Can't.... scrub... eyeballs... clean. heeeeelp....

 

[Bad Itch]

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Spoiler

Answer: Come over here for about forty-five seconds, and we can find out together!


.... hmmm, maybe 45 seconds is optimistic.

EDIT: Dear god, I just discovered there's an entire world of Simpsons cartoon p0rn out there... all through the miracle of Google Image search. Can't.... scrub... eyeballs... clean. heeeeelp....

Bweeeee! That stuff is still burned into my mind's eye after years of weird images one would hope might have pushed some of the Simpsons stuff out.

 

[Seteleechete]

Dear god, I just discovered there's an entire world of Simpsons cartoon p0rn out there... all through the miracle of Google Image search. Can't.... scrub... eyeballs... clean. heeeeelp....

Rule 34 <3

 

[Sinny91]

 

[Bad Itch]

Rule 34 <3

I had to look that up. So true, so true.

 

[Nofriends]

So in other words 60% of voters, add or subtract, are likely going to hell, lol jk, probably 85% or 90%

 

[marie]

It depends, I could go on a week without it. I just do it more often when I'm ovulating.

 

[Sinny91]

I went about 8 months completely sex and orgasm free the once. Thought I'd cleanse my soul and repent.

Then something happened and I returned to the life of sin, with a vengeance.

Hormones are funny things... I sometimes forget that they exist and wonder what's wrong with me, but then I get my period and I'm like "ohhh, that's what was wrong with me", aha.

 

[Grayman]

Circumstantial.

 

[Bad Itch]

When in doubt.

 

[QuickTwist]

Did we not have a discussion about this not long ago???