how big of a piece of shit am i

[Faux Sheezy]

on a scale of 1 to 10

 

[Sinny91]

-4 Points below me.

 

[Faux Sheezy]

wow currently 10 views and only 1 response

either just me and sinny viewed this a few times or someone is reading and not responding

idk how the forum works, if each time i click it counts me as a view-- too lazy to test it
or if i just get 1 view regardless of how many times i click




i need answers
reference OP plz

am i or am i not a piece of shit for not giving a rat's ass about anything other than whether or not i am a piece of shit

 

[Faux Sheezy]

56 views now
still no answers


evidence as to why i may very well be a piece of shit

1) i throw my cigarette butts out of the car window
2) i tell my cat to 'fucking quit it' when it starts rubbing its face on my phone or corner of my laptop
3) i push my cat off of the bed if it doesn't fucking quit it
4) i pick the cat up and throw it out of my room if it does it again, or even looks like its going to do it again
5) i don't use my blinker when driving

 

[Faux Sheezy]

6) i'm visibly mad because no one is telling me how big of a piece of shit i am in a timely manner

 

[bvanevery]

You really didn't provide any context in your OP. Why then do you imagine people would be interested in answering your question? You posted a provocative title, that's probably why they viewed it. It's definitely why I did it. But if the question is essentially open ended, random, and lacking context, there's really nothing to evaluate and give a verdict on.

Garbage in, garbage out.

 

[Faux Sheezy]

7) i didn't want leo to win the oscar
8) the only time i throw empty containers away is if they are easily "KOBE-d" into the garbage can, otherwise i just put it back in the fridge or pantry because i'm too lazy to take the trash out just to fit more trash in
9) i only wash my hands in public restrooms if they have paper towels-- i refuse to wash them if i have to use one of those hand dryer things

Garbage in, garbage out.

not in my world, buster

 

[Faux Sheezy]

10) i refer to people as 'buster'

 

[onesteptwostep]

FL... you're in the Trump supporter camp aren't you.

 

[Faux Sheezy]

FL... you're in the Trump supporter camp aren't you.

11) i don't get this joke

COME ON VIEWERS WHERE DO I RANK NOW

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[Solitaire U.]

Ok, you're a fucking piece of shit, just because it was perversely satisfying to write.

 

[Sinny91]

I caused 51 of the views after the OP gave me the idea, I agree with Bev.

 

[Faux Sheezy]

Ok, you're a fucking piece of shit, just because it was perversely satisfying to write.

12) i'm reporting this guy for flaming me

13) i double, triple, and quadruple dip
14) i wear my old sandals into walmart and put on the new ones and walk out
15) i use the deodorant then put it back on the shelf

 

[bvanevery]

You're a 10 just for the cat. Learn about why they do things. Like, maybe it loves you and you're being a shithead about it.

 

[Faux Sheezy]

You're a 10 just for the cat. Learn about why they do things. Like, maybe it loves you and you're being a shithead about it.

16) i googled it a long time ago, and still dgaf

almost 150 views
and still! inadequate judgment passed

Dear Gods of INTPf,

judge me

XOXO,
Sheezbag

 

[bvanevery]

I think it is possible that you're just writing a work of fiction and none of this is true. So I'm unsubscribing. In any event, you definitely lack credibility for your "horrors".

 

[Faux Sheezy]

17) I put my boogers in between the pages of the book at the library

 

[Faux Sheezy]

18) my new signature

 

[Ex-User (9086)]

ISTP? No way, you're hypomanic, that's an extroverted trait.

 

[Faux Sheezy]

ISTP? No way, you're hypomanic, that's an extroverted trait.

normal extrovert
or
introvert with a mental disorder?

or
ambivert

or pervert

or vertivert

plus u don't know me

i am a solid introvert brochacho

Spoiler

jumping for joy because someone said something

Spoiler

something is better than nothing

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amirite?

Spoiler

AM I

 

[Ex-User (9086)]

normal extrovert
or
introvert with a mental disorder?

Yes, I didn't want to insult you by voicing the other possibilities. You might also be drunk/high, etc.

I advise you to avoid spam and off-topic / fluff posts, like posting this in a vegan thread.

 

[Faux Sheezy]

19) suddenly realizes why this forum is dead

there's not even a moderator on to warn, suspend, or fucking ban me

at this rate, i will receive a formal warning for 'spamming the vegan thread' when kanye west stops being god

wat a fokin joke
i'm out

wait-- say that to yourself in your head
'spamming the vegan thread'

out4real

 

[redbaron]

Hey OP:

Bottoms up shit cunt.

 

[Reluctantly]

Well, given that you're human, you're a pretty big piece of shit. Putting it on a scale is like competing in the special olympics, so I'll refrain.

 

[Faux Sheezy]

20) i laugh at kids when they fall on the playground
21) i took a label maker and wrote 'santas not real' and stuck it to the halloween candy and passed it out

 

[The Gopher]

normal extrovert
or
introvert with a mental disorder?

or
ambivert

or pervert

or vertivert

plus u don't know me

i am a solid introvert brochacho

Oreovert. It's a new designation from a previous member we had a while back. Basically it means introverted IRL but extroverted and attention seeking online in order to make up for it.

Edit: Oh and not very big I only just noticed you.

 

[PaulMaster]

Youre an extroverted piece of shit cocksucker. Delete every online account you have and take up sky diving. Hopefully one day soon youll have a faulty shoot.

 

[Jennywocky]

*clears throat*

Bigger than the crash of the housing bubble
Bigger than a whale diving down the ocean vast
Bigger than a telescope that's bigger than Hubble
Bigger than a fart stuck in Momma June's ass

Bigger than the silence in Jessica Simpson's head
Bigger than the size of OJ Simpson's nerve
Bigger than the squeaking of Charlie Sheen's bed
Bigger than the quantity of McDonald's served

Bigger than the resonance of Hitler's mustache
Bigger than the heft of the US debt
Bigger than the size of Donald Trump's panache
Bigger than the sarlacc who devoured Boba Fett

Bigger than the report of an army of guns
Bigger than the bang of a nuclear missile
Bigger than the burning of a million suns
Bigger than the pricks from a pool full of thistles

Bigger than all these things, by foot and by mile,
is how much bigger you are than a triceratops pile.

Spoiler

 

[Architect]

You're not a piece of shit, you are the Mother, the source from which all shit in the world flows.

 

[Kuu]

Dear Gods of INTPf,

judge me

XOXO,
Sheezbag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZpMZpqghOg

 

[Fukyo]

I got too late to take out the trash.

Oh well.


[bIMG]https://i.imgur.com/PmIg3Ua.jpg[/bIMG]

 

[EditorOne]

I guess he got his answer, but offhand I'd say he was more of a piece-of-shit wannabe.

 

[lassitude]

21) i took a label maker and wrote 'santas not real' and stuck it to the halloween candy and passed it out

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[Ex-User (9086)]

19) suddenly realizes why this forum is dead

there's not even a moderator on to warn, suspend, or fucking ban me

Well I guess someone bothered to go through all those exhausting 4 clicks to ban you, rejoice!

 

[Grayman]

Why do people always discriminate against trolls. I know they start with -2 charisma but it isn't as if he picked the thief's class. Next they will be banning dwarfs. Uhhh!!!

 

[Jennywocky]

We might not be allowed to toss dwarves, but by god we can ban them...

 

[Brontosaurie]

If you're the funny fucker DDoSing the forum then yeah, fuck you fucker. Big ass piece of shit.

 

[PaulMaster]

I think he meant well.

 

[cheese]

*clears throat*

Bigger than the crash of the housing bubble
Bigger than a whale diving down the ocean vast
Bigger than a telescope that's bigger than Hubble
Bigger than a fart stuck in Momma June's ass

Bigger than the silence in Jessica Simpson's head
Bigger than the size of OJ Simpson's nerve
Bigger than the squeaking of Charlie Sheen's bed
Bigger than the quantity of McDonald's served

Bigger than the resonance of Hitler's mustache
Bigger than the heft of the US debt
Bigger than the size of Donald Trump's panache
Bigger than the sarlacc who devoured Boba Fett

Bigger than the report of an army of guns
Bigger than the bang of a nuclear missile
Bigger than the burning of a million suns
Bigger than the pricks from a pool full of thistles

Bigger than all these things, by foot and by mile,
is how much bigger you are than a triceratops pile.

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Is that original?

 

[RaBind]

This comes of as very masochistic to me. Clearly op wanted to be showered in negative attention.

He opted to go for a straightforward approach to achieving his euphoria. I wonder if he managed to get off on it.

I think he could've choosen to be a lot more malicious and manipulative if he wanted to cause anyone any real harm, so I don't think he was too much of a low life honestly. Pretty harmless except for the mess he left lying around.

 

[Sinny91]

I thought that some of member replies were uncalled for... Go drink bleach?!

There are some levels of decorum which should be extended to all, troll or not. We have enough in house trolls, would it be acceptable to tell them to go and swallow bleach too?

The group mentality that has the potential to grip this forum occasionally surprises me... must be some petty fooking loosers looking for some petty fucking ego boosts.

 

[Jennywocky]

Is that original?

I liked this troll. He was, like, my muse...

I'll miss him.

 

[PaulMaster]

I thought that some of member replies were uncalled for... Go drink bleach?!

There are some levels of decorum which should be extended to all, troll or not. We have enough in house trolls, would it be acceptable to tell them to go and swallow bleach too?

The group mentality that has the potential to grip this forum occasionally surprises me... must be some petty fooking loosers looking for some petty fucking ego boosts.

I got the impression he was bored and kidding around. Then he wasnt getting any action so he had to kick it up a notch. I dont think anything he said was serious or real.

 

[Brontosaurie]

I thought that some of member replies were uncalled for... Go drink bleach?!

There are some levels of decorum which should be extended to all, troll or not. We have enough in house trolls, would it be acceptable to tell them to go and swallow bleach too?

The group mentality that has the potential to grip this forum occasionally surprises me... must be some petty fooking loosers looking for some petty fucking ego boosts.

Lol are you serious

 

[Ex-User (9086)]

There are some levels of decorum which should be extended to all, troll or not. We have enough in house trolls, would it be acceptable to tell them to go and swallow bleach too?

No no, Sinny, that's not how we play.

Give us the names of those trolls! Point fingers, make them feel targeted and start a war! This is the real aggression, real ultra violence many so desperately crave.

The group mentality that has the potential to grip this forum occasionally surprises me... must be some petty fooking loosers looking for some petty fucking ego boosts.

I've noticed that too.

 

[Cognisant]

We might not be allowed to toss dwarves, but by god we can ban them...

I though we were the dwarves?

Surprisingly, one aspect of Australia that is rarely (possibly never) played up is how important the Aussie mining industry is both historically and economically. In fact, as they have the best military in their hemisphere, perhaps the Dwarf checklist should be consulted. Gruff, gold-loving, blunt-speaking, funny-accented, alcohol-swilling, Elf-hating, boastful of their battle prowess and mainly just the fact that they are Dwarves. In comparison, some have noted New Zealand's 'elvish sensibilities'.

 

[Sinny91]

Lol are you serious

Yes, and I could point fingers - but you already know that one would be pointed at you ... the rest are cannon fodder not worth my time.

In regards to B's comments to me.

 

[redbaron]

I thought that some of member replies were uncalled for... Go drink bleach?!

There are some levels of decorum which should be extended to all, troll or not. We have enough in house trolls, would it be acceptable to tell them to go and swallow bleach too?

The group mentality that has the potential to grip this forum occasionally surprises me... must be some petty fooking loosers looking for some petty fucking ego boosts.

It's unreal how dumb you are.

I mean your stupidity is very real, it's just that it's hard to believe it's real because it's just so real that it makes one wonder if it can really be real for real.

 

[Sinny91]

You just provided my bestie with some lulz, and me at that. Such a hateful individual... I won't bother telling you my thoughts ...they are wasted on a forum.

Suffice it to say, you'd show me more respect in person, because you would be made to.

 

[redbaron]

You just provided my bestie with some lulz, and me at that. Such a hateful individual... I won't bother telling you my thoughts ...they are wasted on a forum.

But you have so many other wasteful thoughts, why stop now?

Suffice it to say, you'd show me more respect in person, because you would be made to.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA