Heavy Metal Band Names

[echoplex]

I think it would be humorous for us to come up with our own heavy metal band names. Such band names are typically quite over-the-top, sometimes clever, and always extreme!

What I'm really looking for are ones that (to your knowledge) don't yet exist. And since it's metal, extra points for those that are violent and/or show complete disregard for social or moral norms. Cause, you know, the idea is to piss people off, particularly neighbors.

Let's see...
Satan's Kitten Scratches
Post-Blender Babies
Parallel Universe of Rape
Idiot Without A Village
Ear Canal Annihilator
We Rule Your Thoughts!
Blood Splatter of Noise
Existence: The Ultimate Nightmare

Mods: please move this to 'Fun' if deemed more appropriate.

 

[Atriamax]

Prolapsed Kitten Uteruses?

 

[echoplex]

^Yes! I'm sensing a kitten theme. They are, of course, one of nature's most extreme beasts, and totally befitting to be GODS of metal.

 

[Cogwulf]

Pussies of doom

 

[Anthile]

Cogwulf Echoplex


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[Fleur]

The Rampaging Carnagers of Seven Hells

 

[Belph]

YouTube- ED's Furry Fucking guide to metal (polskie napisy)

 

[Cogwulf]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXz7PHkRLgQ

Vegetarian progressive grindcore

Also, I now know the polish word for cock

 

[Vegard Pompey]

Burning Chainsaw Sodomy!

 

[kantor1003]

hmm, something with a sharp knife functioning as a dildo. I don't know what you'd call it. But a band name provoking that kind of imagery would be suited for the most horrible metal soup there is
As for band name, maybe:
The Satanic Infant Fuckers (S.I.F)

(dead infants, I might add)

 

[ElderToadstool]

Forced Abortion

 

[Belph]

Satan's Abortion (lol)

 

[Decaf]

Puerile Super-Ego

I think a band name should have some meaning on a grander scale.

 

[nickgray]

Brutal Castration
Sodomized by Penguins
Anal Insurrection
The Blood of Infant Puppies
Disfigured Body of a Rotten Amoeba

and so on... though the title should be renamed to "Grindcore band names", those are the ones with the funny names

 

[Kokoro]

Burning Fetus!

 

[Anthile]

http://www.generatorland.com/usergenerator.aspx?id=179

 

[Cogwulf]

http://www.generatorland.com/usergenerator.aspx?id=179

Some names from this:

Pinch Chin with Utility Knife
Yank Penis with Crowbar
Vent Bottom with Drywall Saw
Monitor Penis with Rivet
Nail Vulva with Torpedo Level
Arrange Buttocks with Socket Wrench
Maul Earlobe with Pry Bar
Fondle Buttocks with Phillips Head Screwdriver
Recoup Gums with Box Wrench
Duel Stomach with Hammer
Survey Foot with Claw Hammer
Fill Nipple with Framing Square

I'm sure many of these are physically impossible

 

[Cogwulf]

The death metal band name generator on there is better:
http://www.generatorland.com/glgenerator.aspx?id=46&rlx=y

Dripping Immolation
The Brothers Spasm
Seeping Devastation
Grim Misanthrope
Blitzkrieg Confession
Termite Switchblade

 

[Agent Intellect]

The Period Pussy Penetraters
The Virgin Mary Anal Rapists
The Scuzzy Cunt Cheese
The Scrotal Mutilators
The Miscarriage Mung Massacre
The Sewn Pussy Splitters
The Baby Brutalizers

 

[Kassie]

Thanks for the link Cog
Here's some of the better one's I got:

Disciples of Spit
Vomit Stalker
Rabid Axe
Destroyers of Pus
President Hellfire
Furious Weasel
Vicious Mildew
Sinister Colon
Sodomized Cheetah

 

[Ombat]

Burning Fetus!

Less specific version:

YouTube- DYING FETUS - "Homicidal Retribution"

 

[merzbau]

 

[Polaris]

Inverted Scrotum Manipulators
Angst Pussy Necrophiliacs
Exploding Herpetic Pus Holes
Diseased Phallus Enigma
Satanic Burp & Fart Generators

 

[echoplex]

Good ones people!

I submit to you:
Hellatio!
It's hell and fellatio combined. Basically oral sex performed by Satan and hell's inhabitants. Cause we all know what eventually happens to fornicators.

(they become metal gods. Duh.)

The Period Pussy Penetraters
The Virgin Mary Anal Rapists
The Scuzzy Cunt Cheese
The Scrotal Mutilators
The Miscarriage Mung Massacre
The Sewn Pussy Splitters
The Baby Brutalizers

In terms of sheer gross factor, these may be the most extreme so far.

Inverted Scrotum Manipulators
Angst Pussy Necrophiliacs
Exploding Herpetic Pus Holes
Diseased Phallus Enigma
Satanic Burp & Fart Generators

I like these. There's a certain depth you would expect in their music, and yet ultimately, they still seem gross enough to scare small children, which is important.

Pussies of doom

I am reminded of South Park when the kids' parents wouldn't let them go see a "Raging Pussies" concert. I can't say I blame them.

 

[floccinaucci]

pair of paramecium
prussian blue

 

[Döden]

For the gr1m melodic landscapes of black metulz:
Arstemekh
Nuktetul
Kvlt Riders of the Gates of Grogomoth

Also, floccinaucci, isn't Prussian Blue the name of a teen neo-Nazi pop duo? That's pretty heavy, I guess.

 

[Murphy1d]

Marrow Straw
Infant Massage
Speculum Pendulum
Palin's Prophecy
Anansi's Assissi
Eullaby
Edison's Chair
Upper G.I. Gurdjieff

 

[Eljua]

Satan's Fingers, The Killers or the Hospital Bombers.

*Obscure reference time*

 

[bananaphallus]

Pancake Revelation
Pancakes Covered in Filth + Shit
Warm Urine Blasted All Over the Front of Your House
Baby Bump Punchers
The Puppy Sodomizers
Dump Trucks Full of Sadness and Anguish
The Poop Your Whole Butt Out All Over the Place's
Beloved Housepet Fuck Party
Sizable Freight Train Full of Sadness and Anguish
Urinary Tract Rippers
The Sleeping Chairman Mao Butt Screw

 

[ozzieflipflop]

Malaena!

 

[amorfati]

Death Metal/Grindcore

Diabolical Anal Recursions
Intestinal Gastrocide
Crucifuked Millennium Goddess
Cannibalized Fetus Emissions

 

[The Lurker]

Why didn't I see this thread earlier? Is it bad that I had fun coming up with these?

Industrial Baby Blender
Sodomized Satanic Sacrifice
Corpse Shed
Garage Full of Bodies
Occular Explosion
Vulvagrinder
Necrobeastiality
Flesh-Sander
Orgasmic Dismemberment
Cranial Bandsaw
Barbed Genitalia Intercourse

I asked a couple of friends to come up with some names as well:

Fragile-Boned Orphan Suicide
Spine Cruncher
Rainbow Farts and Kitten Giggles
Cunt Cavaliers
Soviet Facesmashers
Oral Obliterator
Elephant Earfuck

 

[asdfasdfasdfsdf]

Jesus Saves.
Love Conquers All.
Loving Eachother.
Fuzzy Pillow-Like Kitties.
The Philanthropists.

amiright?

 

[James Black]

Bolgia 8 or Circle 7: Round 1 would be good metal band/album names.

 

[jhbowden]

Since all of the good names are taken, we're stuck with Judas Deacon, Megalife, Vegetarian Corpse, Prince Diamond, Strongly Worded Letter Against the Machine, and Underkill. That's all I got.

 

[Adymus]

Rocky and the Rape factory
Rapeface
Nintendo adolescent massacre.
Rape for breakfast
Killed by rape
Fox news
rapey and the gang

 

[Anthile]

Now I just listened to a band with the beautiful name Gore Beyond Necropsy.
Reality is always stranger than fiction.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUgUeHLYMjM

 

[Cobra]

Saw a lot of possessive Satanic references, which reminds me of a term my friend and I have used since grade school to describe the number 14. Satan's Dozen. When a dozen doesn't do the trick, a baker's dozen is necessary. When 13 just isn't evil enough, a Satan's Dozen becomes necessary.

I've also had a longtime dream of starting a death metal band called Human Resources. We'd wear short-sleeved, white button up collar shirts, ties, and business slacks. There'd be a Mr. Coffee on stage as well. Songs include Mandatory Overtime, Salary (de)Cap(itation), Company Pillars (of Salt), 401Kill, and Blue Cross Blue Shield, Blue Sword Blue Demon.

 

[echoplex]

Wow, the above posts are so extreme, my face is already anticipatively melting off. I was especially moved by the Fuzzy Kitties one, because we all know the secret horrors such a group must possess. And Megalife? that's certainly more extreme than Megadeth. Because only the living can be sadistically tortured. Fox news? Yes, brutality incarnate. Yes Anthile, there are plenty of awesome real band names, and you have found a good one indeed. And I'm loving the HR idea, Cobra. I'm sure some of us could come up with more song titles along those lines.

Actually, I thnk this name might pretty much end the genre for good, as it encapsulates the idea:
Generally Unpleasant Things Happening Over an Unimaginably Long Period of Time

If that's not extreme, I don't know what is.