Goodbye, for now

[Cognisant]

To keep things simple, there's been a civil war of sorts going on in my head, the forces of apathy against those of obsession, and for a while there apathy appeared to be victorious, until obsession delivered a devastating coup de grâce via a rather poignant dream. Now at the mercy of the muses of obsession I find myself writing this to explain why I'm going to be on hiatus, because if I don't they're going to hurt me and frankly I'm already a little worse for wear, so yeah, bye for now, I’ll probably be back in a month or two.

 

[JoeJoe]

Phew. Finally no more cumbersome signature updates. :P

 

[Melkor]

*Hands Cog a Moogle scalp for good luck*

May the winds bring you back safely to us, but with less of a tendency to be an asshole.

*bows eloquently, then shoves Cog off into the distance*

 

[Beat Mango]

If only it were so easy to take a hiatus from life - I could certainly do with one myself. Salut.

 

[asdfasdfasdfsdf]

To keep things simple, there's been a civil war of sorts going on in my head, the forces of apathy against those of obsession, and for a while there apathy appeared to be victorious, until obsession delivered a devastating coup de grâce via a rather poignant dream. Now at the mercy of the muses of obsession I find myself writing this to explain why I'm going to be on hiatus, because if I don't they're going to hurt me and frankly I'm already a little worse for wear, so yeah, bye for now, I’ll probably be back in a month or two.

interesting, i often take decently lengthed leaves because of apathy, not obsession.

 

[fullerene]

....cya later cog? Stay safe, and I hope things work out well for you.

 

[Tyria]

Hope to see you soon and take care Cog.

 

[Kuu]

If... when you decide to come back, you don't bring us an artificial intelligence to merge with and destroy humanity with... then don't bother coming back, mkay?

 

[BigApplePi]

Come back OreSama the next time you decide to return. If you decide to reappear before then perhaps if you talk about any difficulties and you could appear here even sooner than that. Till then so long.

YouTube- The Mills Brothers - Till Then

 

[Lyra]

If... when you decide to come back, you don't bring us an artificial intelligence to merge with and destroy humanity with... then don't bother coming back, mkay?

Wha... I was about to type almost exactly the same thing before I saw this. Scary.

Anyway, my version was: if you're not closer to being a transhuman demigod by the time you return, I'll castrate you. Good luck!

 

[Kidege]

Take care, Ore. Make sure you come back.

 

[lightspeed]

I'll miss the hell out of you. I love your mind, good sir. If you want, my email is mp52185@gmail.com to anyone who wants to speak outside of here too, but especially you. You're one of my favorites.

Matter of fact: Please stay here! Please!

 

[Cavallier]

I've always really liked a farewell quote from George Sanders, "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck."

However, this doesn't seem to fit the situation so...

May your obsession be fruitful and when you get back we all want to know what you've been up to.

 

[Reverse Transcriptase]

YouTube- Margot and the Nuclear So & So's - As Tall As Cliffs

Darling, I'm tired
I should be leaving, leaving
You know I'm tired
I should be leaving, leaving tonight

 

[Polaris]

Good Luck, OreSama. Your (in)sanity will be missed. And it would indeed be nice to see you back.

 

[Da Blob]

To keep things simple, there's been a civil war of sorts going on in my head, the forces of apathy against those of obsession, and for a while there apathy appeared to be victorious, until obsession delivered a devastating coup de grâce via a rather poignant dream. Now at the mercy of the muses of obsession I find myself writing this to explain why I'm going to be on hiatus, because if I don't they're going to hurt me and frankly I'm already a little worse for wear, so yeah, bye for now, I’ll probably be back in a month or two.

Well, you know where i am at, if you feel a need to vent at the injustice of it all or whatever...

 

[Himself]

Best wishes, OreSama. I hope to receive a response from you w/r/t to our PM exchange when you return.

 

[cheese]

Aww.

 

[Cognisant]

Dammit, guess I'm back then.

 

[EloquentBohemian]

Excellent... 'cause I haven't had a chance to discuss/debate any subject with you yet.
(...I can be selfish)

 

[Chimera]

That was quick. Did mister robot just need to make everyone miss him for a few days?
*Looks around suspiciously, suspecting it was all just an experiment on human behaviour*

Joking aside...good to have you back, Ore/Cog.​

 

[Melkor]

Well it's not like I knew this was going to happen.

Not sure what was the bigger hint, the fact that he continued to respond to pm's or my vast knowledge of his moody, fickle ways.


Probably the latter.

 

[Cognisant]

*head bowed in shame*
Melkor's got it, I'm moody & fickle.

That was quick. Did mister robot just need to make everyone miss him for a few days?

*mulls on this for a bit*
To be "missed" is a strange concept; sure I understand the lamenting of one's absence in the sense that my company could be of some value and hence sought after, however the emotional implication of being missed, that someone/anyone relies upon my emotional support is quite bizarre, since I don't give any.
...
Do I?

*Looks around suspiciously, suspecting it was all just an experiment on human behaviour*

If it was I'd be declaring my results, which evidently I'm not, ergo it wasn't.

 

[Melkor]

Unless in your small absence you came upon such dangerous results that you thought better not to share.

This act in itself was dangerous, for on thinking that you have dangerous knowledge, I am inclined to do dangerous things against you in order to learn of said knowledge.


*pounces*

 

[Cognisant]

*Melkor glides harmlessly through the hologram, and into a brick wall*

 

[Melkor]

*Melkor does the 'Tifa pose' on the brick wall, and then leaps towards the machinery projecting said spectre. With a single kick he destroys its, and then,surveying the wreckage, discovers Cog's whereabouts with a single sonic screw*


OH!

OREO!

I COME FOR YOU!

I COME ALONE!


BE READY!

*http://img.qj.net/uploads/articles_module/121787/dissidia-zidane.jpg

 

[Cognisant]

 

[Melkor]

*Leaps into Oreo's immediate position in a flourish of spiraling motions while hacking at everything with a set of twin katana's, destruction and explosions follow.*


*lands*

Aha!

Have at thee scoundrel!

I have cut your machines and mechanical men to peices, and now, it is your turn!

*Impales Cog on a sword and then thrusts the same sword into a wall*

Shall you beg, again?

 

[Cognisant]

Nay *pulls himself along the sword until the hand-guard halts him*

*grabs Melkor's shirt and pulls him close* Yee shall beg for me.

*dislodges the sword from the wall and head-butts Melkor in one fast hip-thrusting motion, then shoves him to the ground while he's disorientated, turns around, and falls backward on top of him, effectively pinning him to the ground like a insect to a pin-board*

...right, I'm lying on top of you with your sword impaling the both of us, not gay at all.

Edit: Just a tad homosexual though.

 

[Melkor]

I saw a scene like this in a movie once...

*Melkor sighs to himself*

You do realise, this means war?

*Tiny blisters of intense heat appear around Melkor's skin, prickling and enlarging as his entire frame erupts in flames, his eyes assuming a blood red colour*


Now....you have made me mad...for..

I HAVE ONLY BEGUN TO FIGHT!

*A minor explosion occurs, followed by a flash of demonic light and a shady smoke descending, Oreo is hurled away, sword still firmly in his chest, and Melkor rises up out of the flames with a smirk of ash and soot*

Foolish little man..

Do you know no better than to meddle in the affairs of a dark lord..

Gahahhahaaa!

*Melkor sprouts a pair of leathery wings, and a sword red with the intense heat appears in his left hand. Holding it above him, he summons a cloud of hazy steam, that quickly envelops him, and soon cools the copious amounts of lava spattered across his form, leaving behind only pale moonlit flesh*

Now...your gift, mortal fool...


A trinket, of....despair..

*Melkors pupils are reduced to inky slits, and with a cry he pounces*

 

[Deleted member 1424]

Spoiler

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0907/final-facepalm-face-palm-fail-demotivational-poster-1248281712.jpg

Really, you guys are such knockoffs.

 

[Melkor]

He's so cute when embarassed.

 

[LaudaGirl]

Bye, Oresama! I'm sorry to see you're leaving, I always enjoyed your posts.

 

[Cognisant]

Uh... nah.

Thank you dear, it's so nice to be appreciated.

Btw I have the good fortune of being the first to welcome you to the forum.
So um yeah, welcome to the forum