Good News, Bad News

[Poetic Justice]

How it works is the first poster types some good news. For example:

Person 1 - i have the biggest penis in Britain

Then the next poster turns it into bad news

Person 2 - growing out of the middle of your forhead

You post bad news in response to the previous poster then post your own good news

Here goes

I look like i million dollars

 

[ProxyAmenRa]

Probably because you had to spend a million dollars.

 

[Poetic Justice]

Probably because you had to spend a million dollars.

You're supposed to post your own good news to keep the ball rolling

I'm the president

 

[ProxyAmenRa]

May god help you. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

A politician wants my input on policy formation for a right wing faction of a political party.

 

[Cogwulf]

Probably so he'll know what not to do.

I have a new hat.

 

[ProxyAmenRa]

You hate looks bad.

I'm reading a new smelling book.

 

[Kurious Kat]

I have finally found "the others"

I don't really fit in with them, either.

p.s. I know I didn't strictly adhere to the rules. I couldn't think of a witty response, so I went out on a limb.

 

[Melllvar]

Your response screwed up the thread. (this was the bad news)

I'm trying to get the thread back on track. (this is the good news)

 

[Kurious Kat]

You hurt my feewings.

I'm over it now.

 

[Melllvar]

I'll probably do it again soon.

I got to smoke pot for the first time in months last night.

 

[Hadoblado]

Because you're easily distracted.

This thread is now rerailed.

 

[Minamimoto]

...Until I come in here and ruin EVERYTHING.

Of course, I wouldn't do that.

 

[Melllvar]

You'll ruin other things instead.

I got paid yesterday.

 

[Poetic Justice]

You'll ruin other things instead.

I got paid yesterday.

.... in peanuts

I have some cake

 

[Melllvar]

The cake is a lie.

Spoiler

I'm sorry, I really am, but you knew that was coming when you posted it.

I probably have the highest post count in this thread at this point.

 

[a detached retina]

baked with liver, parsnips, and roach eggs.

I might get a trampoline for my birthday

 

[a detached retina]

you're the highest in general on this thread because of the pot last night

you're the highest in general on this thread because of the pot last night