Funny sex words

[Architect]

Doesn't it seem like words about sex are stranger than the rest of them?

What about Poon, as in "Poon-tang" (getting sex) or "Poon-hound" (somebody who likes sex). What kind of word is that? Let's check the OED ...

poontang, n. U.S. slang.

(ˈpuːntæŋ)

Also poon tang and with capital initial(s).
[Prob. ad. Fr. putain prostitute.]
Sexual intercourse, sex; women collectively, or a woman, regarded as a means of sexual gratification. Also attrib. Hence as v. intr., to copulate.

OK, maybe it's French.

And what about "Blow", as in "Blow job"? There isn't any blowing going on, not with somebody who knows their business. Not a lot of etymology on this one either

33.III.33 coarse slang. To fellate. Also intr., to practise fellatio.

***1933 Brevities 12 Oct. 1 (heading) Sexy sailors blow! Bawdy boys run riot on high seas as fags stir emotions of rollicking rovers. ***1941 G. Legman in G. W. Henry Sex Variants ii. 1158 Blow, to fellate or cunnilingue, the object being the person, and not the genital organ. ***1959 W. Burroughs Naked Lunch 86 ‘Darling, I want to blow you,’ she whispers. ***1968 J. Updike Couples ii. 148 The bitch won't blow unless she's really looped. What did the Bard say? To fuck is human; to be blown, divine. ***1969 P. Roth Portnoy's Complaint 191 ‘I want you to come in my mouth,’ and so she blew me. ***1978 M. Puzo Fools Die vi. 82 There was a whole regiment of floozy Nightingales passing through his hotel room, washing him, feeding him and, as they tucked him in, blowing him to make sure he was relaxed enough to get a good night's sleep.

 

[Cognisant]

And what about "Blow", as in "Blow job"? There isn't any blowing going on, not with somebody who knows their business.

Well "Hey baby can I suck you dick" is a bit confronting, especially to someone of an earlier era, so perhaps "blow job" is a very loosely veiled euphemism that if taken literally means the lady of the night in question will service you without actually touching you, thus superficially protecting the reputation of both parties.

 

[eagor]

And what about "Blow", as in "Blow job"? There isn't any blowing going on, not with somebody who knows their business. Not a lot of etymology on this one either

duh, clown sex

 

[Absurdity]

And what about "Blow", as in "Blow job"? There isn't any blowing going on, not with somebody who knows their business. Not a lot of etymology on this one either

Well, to be crude, something certainly is blown if all goes as planned.

 

[Trebuchet]

Pasta alla puttanesca.

 

[TriflinThomas]

Cunnilingus (I'm not sure how it's spelled).

 

[DreamMancer]

I always thought that "boink" and "bone", respectively, were pretty funny (and crude ).

 

[snafupants]

Skeet has an amusing ring to it.

 

[BridgeOfSighs]

Knocking boots.

Because, I mean, who wears those clunky things when having sex?

 

[DreamMancer]

Knocking boots.

Because, I mean, who wears those clunky things when having sex?

I think some people are into that

 

[Jennywocky]

Cunnilingus (I'm not sure how it's spelled).

Apparently you're more precocious than you realized.

Most people have trouble getting their tongues around that word to say it, let alone spell it.

 

[Architect]

Most people have trouble getting their tongues around that word to say it, let alone spell it.

Heh heh ... nice

 

[Jennywocky]

Heh heh ... nice

*blush* I have a forum award to live up to, remember?

 

[spinner]

Penis is a dang weird term.

"the penis attached itself chemically to the bonding agent"

 

[kora]

"Sex" itself is an interesting and original word, it's the same in almost every country and seems to be universally understood. I wonder what its etymology is?

 

[kora]

Aha...

1382, from Middle French sexe, from Latin sexus (“gender”). Thought to be connected with Latin seco, secare (“divide, cut”) by the concept of division, or 'half' of the race. Akin to section. Meaning "sexual intercourse" first attested 1929 (in writings of D.H. Lawrence).

Funny how sex related things always seem to tie in with the French.

 

[TheScornedReflex]

Horny... I wonder how that came about?! *sarcasm* Hahahaha or 'stiffy' I always laugh when I read/hear that. I am not immature in any way... Stiffy ha!

 

[joal0503]

its not really a term...but ive always wondered what some alien outsider would think about our unusual habit of spraying sperm around in areas that make absolutely zero sense. i mean dont get me wrong, its awesome...but jesus what a waste of sperm.

donkey: omg, what the hell are they doing, thats not where its suppose to go!
cow: holy shit earl, you're right. i think hes trying to blind her or something...
chicken: fucking christ, humans.

 

[Solitaire U.]

Don't recall where I heard this but; 'perfect ruby starfruit'. I assume it's a butt-sex term.

 

[Proletar]

I find pickup-lines with sex-metaphores incredibly hilarious. Apart from "The old in-out" (which is the funniest of them all) there really is a gold-mine of great puns. If I was wearing lipstick at the pub a friday night (I'm totally a male) and someone approached me, I would totally fall for it. I found this list of great ones:

http://www.manolith.com/2009/08/20/65-most-ferocious-synonyms-for-having-sex/


"Hiding the salami."
"Occupying Vagistan."
"Doing the horizontal mombo."


And another thing about the english language. Why did it have to be thousands of baseball-metaphors?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_metaphors_for_sex

So much funny stuff. Too bad I'm not interested in sex in particular. :/