First World Problems I

[QuietFire]

Hi guys,

which of these so-called First World Problems do you experience:

1. Warm beer
2. Soup or salad
3. My maid is late
4. There's no WiFi
5. I gained weight

My personal replies:

1. I don't drink beer.
2. I'd say soup. But maybe salad?
3. Don't have a maid. Though many people I know are late. Screw them.
4. I have this problem. If there is WiFi, it is usually too slow.
5. I need to gain weight actually.

Get to know each other!

 

[Ex-User (5841)]

And the wifi wizard strikes again...

 

[Cognisant]

I lol'ed at the results.

The maid's late too but I gave her a pill for it, no biggie.

 

[SpaceYeti]

Soup or salad

This is a problem for people? I mean, common enough to mention?

 

[Hadoblado]

The maid's late too but I gave her a pill for it, no biggie.

I can't stop laughing. What am I to do with all these tears?

 

[Valentas]

I will add another.

The girl passes exams very well and thinks should I stay for Education in my country or in the other one. It is only first world problem. In third world country you have no choice. heh

 

[Smooch]

Warm beer is not a problem.

 

[walfin]

I've just learned that a null vote is not allowed.

I lol'ed at the results.

The maid's late too but I gave her a pill for it, no biggie.

 

[Nezaros]

I don't drink beer often but if I do I rarely care about its temperature.
I almost always choose soup over salad.
Don't have a maid anymore, and when I did she lived with my family.
I've been the same weight for probably years now.
OH MY GOD THERE'S NO WI-FI I'M GOING TO DIE OUT HERE.

I'd also like to add, "There's no hot sauce!" and "My car broke down, can I hitch a ride so I can buy some smokes?"

 

[scorpiomover]

I don't have a maid.

Where do I get one and does she clean while naked?

 

[Cavallier]

"Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." - Spock

Arthur Conan Doyle's creation, Sherlock Holmes, said that. Spock might have quoted him but he did not say it originally. I've seen you around with that quotation for ages and it's been killing me slowly.

 

[Puffy]

Arthur Conan Doyle's creation, Sherlock Holmes, said that. Spock might have quoted him but he did not say it originally. I've seen you around with that quotation for ages and it's been killing me slowly.

I'm not sure it's quoted the same, but doesn't the gist of it, in turn, derive from Poe's Murder in the Rue Morgue.

Or wait, is it the opposite: that in extraordinary cases, it's the unthinkable.

 

[John_Mann]

Arthur Conan Doyle's creation, Sherlock Holmes, said that. Spock might have quoted him but he did not say it originally. I've seen you around with that quotation for ages and it's been killing me slowly.

Killing me too!

 

[scorpiomover]

Arthur Conan Doyle's creation, Sherlock Holmes, said that. Spock might have quoted him but he did not say it originally. I've seen you around with that quotation for ages and it's been killing me slowly.

I KNOW. It's been pointed out to me before, in public messages on my profile. I knew it was from Sherlock Holmes, long before that.

However, it was my sister who gave that on a sheet to me, as a birthday present, as it summed up her vision of how I think, and is quite an accurate display of my reasoning, at least, it was then.

I thus keep it, partially for sentimental value, and partially because it's the essence of how it describes me to a T.

 

[Pyropyro]

1. Warm beer
2. Soup or salad
3. My maid is late
4. There's no WiFi
5. I gained weight

1. I don't drink beer much
2. Definitely soup, especially in the rainy season
3. I don't have one
4. Ughh... can't breathe... must reset router...
5. Yeah I need to jog harder

 

[TimeAsylums]

Srs first world problem: an actual drinking age limit (21+) wut the actual fuck (US). Srs..anuwhere else..

 

[SpaceYeti]

Fr srs.