Elin Woods receives contract extension from Team Tiger?!

[Wish]

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/d...ods-newly-rewritten-prenup-em?urn=golf,206529

And now The Daily Beast is reporting that Elin Woods is renegotiating that prenup to get an immediate $5 million payout from her husband and as much as $55 million more to stay with him for two more years. The initial prenup was worth $20 million after 10 years of marriage. However, the Chicago Sun-Times' Bill Zwecker has reported that Elin Woods will receive an immediate payment "into an account she alone controls," and that the 10-year timeframe -- which began when they married in 2004 -- has been shortened and the value increased "substantially."

Ok. This might be because I am yet a stranger in this world (woo R&J quote) and don't have much experience with prenuptual agreements, but this entire situation completely disgusts me. Tiger being unfaithful to his wife = she gets more money from him? I've seen this kind of thing before but I can't believe that they are actually making a clause that pretty much says "If you don't separate for the next two years you get THIS MUCH DOUGH!" Not to mention the ridiculous fact that she is immediately getting $5 million up front? Is that the current going price for adultery? Here I thought the point of prenups were to protect each partners assets, not sell one partner into paid servitude.

What happened to a couple being responsible for their own actions and understanding that marital dissent is an entirely probable situation? One that should be dealt with as humans, not as tax collectors.

If I'm missing something here, please correct me. I'd rather not have to be this uspet with society right now.

 

[Reverse Transcriptase]

Yeah.... if you're loaded, don't get married. Or if you do get married, don't let her know that you're loaded.

 

[flow]

Don't marry a bitch, or don't cheat on her... and for the love of god, don't do both. You're paying 5 million dollars for sex, and getting publicly humiliated all the while. This is why I stopped golfing.

 

[Radioactive_Springtime]

Don't marry a bitch, or don't cheat on her... and for the love of god, don't do both. You're paying 5 million dollars for sex, and getting publicly humiliated all the while. This is why I stopped golfing.

I lold so very hard

 

[ckm]

Personally, I find the fact that this is getting so much attention in the first place rather sickening.

 

[flow]

I agree. Did you guys know that Tiger Woods is an alleged INTP? I feel pretty bad for him, his personal life is being destroyed.

 

[ckm]

INTP? Celebrity? That must be painful.

 

[Wish]

It's ok. I hear he's in the process of making a new family out of hundred dolla dolla billz ya'll.

 

[Claverhouse]

One reason the Irish Supreme Court allow Golf clubs to keep women out ...

I found the first Tiger Woods craze tedious, partially no doubt since I find golf uninteresting, but I did take out time to envy the rare beauty of his wife.


The state of their marriage is none of my business, but I've slightly revised my desire for a wife such as she.



Claverhouse

 

[Da Blob]

Not to appear too cynical and not having any reason to know what the going rate is for high-priced "Call Girls" I can't help but wonder how much Mr. Woods is paying for each sexual experience with his wife - ~ $20,000 a pop (so to speak)?

I really do not want to even fantasy whether the 10 minute sessions could be worth that much...

 

[Claverhouse]

The All-American Girl --- Pubic hair: Shaved

$20,000 a pop (so to speak)?

For a mere $7000 --- including some clothing and accoutrements --- he could have instead chosen this:

She also has the requisite docility promised by Mrs. Woods' appearance, but not, alas, fulfilled.




Claverhouse
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[echoplex]

Well, she probably married him for his money anyway, and now that the marriage is less valuable to her (assuming she values fidelity from a spouse, which a woman has every logical reason to do, esp. when kids are involved) she needs to compensate for that loss. Money has a way of making a man more valuable to a woman.

That doesn't make it any less disgusting, but people have been marrying people for money throughout history. At least this woman has the sense to really cash in.

/cold-hearted cynicism

Claverhouse, nice doll, even though I don't much prefer blondes.

 

[Da Blob]

$7,000 for a plastic Doll?
I did not think I would live long enough to see Robotic Sex Toys...

Ho Hum, the law of Supply and Demand is so demeaning at times...

 

[Claverhouse]

The Law of Supply and Demand

Claverhouse
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[Wish]

^It's comforting to know that there still exist at least a few consumer-focused companies with good 'ole American values!