Dwags--an INFP/INFJ.

[cheese]

*steps gingerly over bodies*

Ermine, how're you mistyped? You seem INTP to me.

 

[Ermine]

Perhaps I know the MBTI too well to test accurately, but regardless, I've never wielded as much intellectual muscle as a lot of other INTPs here.

 

[didyouknow]

We were just having some fun This is what happens when diddy goes IRC channel. :P

What about our posts indicated 'intellectual muscle'? I'm curious

 

[cheese]

Ermine, you're still young, and self-perception is not the most accurate test of ability anyway. Some of the more "brilliant" members on this board are a fair bit older and more experienced.

(Dyk, she's just buttering us up cos she's seen the grater. Don't fall for it!)

 

[didyouknow]

My grater!

...but you can have a snow cone!


(Watch out for the Fe! It's coming to get you!)

Ermine, I think you're posts are always intriguing and engaging. You are quite mature for your age.

 

[cheese]

Snowcone covered in dykjuice - yum

(Don't worry about Fe. It was so dumb it ran into my grater. )



Ermine, I think you make worthy contributions, and like dyk said you seem quite mature. In fact while I was lurking I was convinced you were at least in your 30s, and was shocked to find otherwise.

 

[didyouknow]

@ Ermine: And you have the same first name as me.

@ Cheese: I respectfully request a nickname that doesn't involve such... connotations.

 

[cheese]

Whatever do you mean? Dwags and his dyk! Dwags wagging his dyk! Dwags taking his dyk for a walk! It's all in the name of community!

Alright, if you're going to be all ew-sexual-innuendo about it, how about we add an 'e' on the end? dyke? Now that's got a ring to it!

 

[didyouknow]

*sigh* Okay, whatever.

As long as I can call you Monsieur Fromage.

*Didyouknow silently hopes it doesn't catch on*

 

[cheese]

I will call you something polite if you want But I honestly like the sound of dyk; it feels nice and friendly. Everything else sounds bad! Did sounds like tit, you sounds like poo and know sounds like no. Perfectly valid line of reasoning........but the choice is yours.



You may call me anything you wish!


But as you approach the throne remember to curtsy.

 

[didyouknow]

Monseiur Fromage! Good lord, I do bow before thee.

*Curtsy*

Sorry, currently writing my Shakespeare assignment

 

[cheese]

Thou art forgiven.

I may even knight you with the grater one day!

I think we may have scared Ermine off. Oh well, more prey another day.

 

[didyouknow]

Mi'lord, you rhymed!

Perhaps Ermine's sanity outran her curiosity.

 

[cheese]

Fromage is a poet, damn straight.

You're pretty straight too, now that I think of it...



Ermine will outlive all of us.

 

[didyouknow]

Yes, she has chosen the path of the wise. Maybe we need a sign that says 'Abandon all hope, ye who enter here'.

I thought I was 'twisted'?

 

[cheese]

Only when you smile!

When that "mouth" of yours is closed - you're a veritable soldier.


We should make the sign out of failed members' bodies (dwags springs to mind, with a sickening F lurch).

 

[didyouknow]

Perhaps we can find some... 'volunteers'?

 

[cheese]

()

I like how you think!


*edit
That innocuous smiley of yours is really disturbing!

 

[didyouknow]

May I continue it, mi'lord? The smiley face need not horns for thou to know it unholy.

 

[cheese]

Unholy? - well tell it to step right up then

Actually it's the perfect face of evil - completely vacuous and totally lacking in any suspicion-arousing features.

It's even the colour of cheese .........no wait,



()

 

[didyouknow]

Thou should'st be afeared, as one may appear the innocent flower, but be the serpent under't.

Shakespeare rules.

You know what else is the colour of cheese? Sunshine. Happiness. The new cow urine drink in India.

Edit: In search of rare bovine, indeed.

 

[cheese]

Hmm. Careful with that deviousness, my girl, we may have to put you down just yet!

Never show your superiors just how capable you are Also, try to conceal your ability to read; it will prove an invaluable asset in future attempts at assembling war machines - "nope sorry, I can't read the manual" will get you out of many a boring day's work.


My colour is significantly more aesthetically pleasing and socially upmarket than cow urine. I came out of the titty hole, thank you very much!


Here's some Shakespeare for you:
"Is this a dagger which I see before me?"

- no you buffoon, it's a grater!

*graaaate*

 

[didyouknow]

I'm innocent! I swear!

Yes, I've made that mistake before, now my english teacher expects another A for this assignment

The Indians seem to think it will rival western soft drinks. *shrugs*

Hah! You even got the play right! Good show. That adaption of Macbeth would be interesting to see.

 

[Fukyo]

Hmmm....

*Fukyo is suspicious*

 

[cheese]

Pfft! A's, lays - one significantly more fun than the other.

WE shall carry out the adaption - in real time. We could resurrect dwags to play macbeth. Or perhaps we could pick some other hapless NF male (well they think they're male).


Confession: the quote was random. Or was it? ........ yes it was.

 

[didyouknow]

Fukyo, perhaps that suspicion might save your life. Best follow Ermine's example if you value your sanity

Glad I didn't scare you off yet, though.

 

[didyouknow]

Ah, the honest INTP admits he doesn't know as much as Diddy assumed. You give dwags face to face while I fetch the grater from the snowy mountain with snow cones.

 

[Fukyo]

Scare off...hm...

Sanity...?

What is this sanity you speak of...?

(You obviously haven't met my alter egos on the IRC yet... )

 

[cheese]

The honest INTP is concocting a much larger plan involving mind domination. Truth/honesty will be meaningless then. Enjoy it now while you can.



Ok, hurry off to the mountains now!

*turns to dwags*

I must not look at the maggots on his tongue
I must not look at the maggots on his tongue
I must not look at the maggots on his tongue
I must not -

Hmm, maggot-and-tongue recipe....

 

[didyouknow]

*Enjoys*

Yes, mi'lord! *Runs off, getting more excited with the sight of the wondrous snow cones*

Mmm... is that roast or spit-fire?

(@Fukyo: I'll have to go on there more often )

 

[cheese]

It's raw.

*licks lips*

 

[didyouknow]

Ooh. Even better.

*grates*

 

[cheese]

Good little helper

- watches as dyk unknowingly grates an entire finger into the mix -

 

[didyouknow]

*Smiles and hums innocently*

Are you pleased, mi'lord?

 

[cheese]

........Very.

- dyk is now a double amputee -

 

[didyouknow]

I shall grate with my feet, mi'lord!

*Grates*

Monsieur Fromage, might I be excused? I am in dire need of sleep. Don't worry, though. I can sleep-grate!

 

[cheese]

Such devotion!

Yes yes, go "sleep" or whatever it is you disabled jokers do.

I'm off to get some shut-eye.

 

[didyouknow]

Goodnight, mi'lord! May you sleep soundly!

*sleep-grates*

 

[cheese]

Goodnight dyk! May you wake up in several pieces!

 

[dwags222]

so while you guys were beine weird with my body in lala land i was in my bed sleeping and i had a very strange and funny dream.

we were all chilling at work, except work wasn't work. and there was this new girl. and we were all sitting around talking about marijuana and trying to figure our if the new girl was a drug addict or not. but then work became my house, even though it was the same building. this weird kid came over with his mother and told us about how we should eat beef jerkey and syrup with him. i said it would be gross, but it ended up being very delicious. then, i looked out the window and i saw a cat walking around on its hind legs with a bunch of other cats skins strapped across its back and carying a stick with a cat head on it. but the head on the stick was its head, and it used the stick so it could see into peoples windows. but when it looked in our window i scared it away. i think some other stuff happened, but then i got woke up. fun right? i love being infp.

 

[Ermine]

lol, never mind me, cheese and didyouknow, I sometimes forget to exclude my inner inferiority complex. Scary how much I reveal in this place... Just about everything other than my address, last name, and social security number!

 

[cheese]

^Ah well, you can always PM me that!

dwags:
I have to say dyk's right - you ARE strange. But at least you're in the right place.

What a cool cat!

You have no idea how tough it was carrying that stick around...


Are your dreams always like this? And have you honestly accepted your infp-ness?

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Ah so dyke=didyouknow, I'll make sure it catches on

Also the Macbeth play was a good idea,
*wanders off musing a new Role-Playing thread*

 

[didyouknow]

See what you have done cheese? I am writing this with my chin, do you realise how hard that is?

Mmm, snow cones. *didyouknow whistles 'always look on the bright side of life'*

@Dwags: So you have finally accepted it? (I loathe the way you cannot properly punctuate!)

 

[cheese]

What chin?

- looks down on plate -

Oh.


Keep that whistling up, sweetie!

 

[dwags222]

no i am definitely intp. i could properly punctuate, but i am a p and this is an informal context so why would i. (haha i put that period there just for you dyk). quit being such an intj.

 

[cheese]

Good God, an INFP troll!

 

[didyouknow]

Interesting. To be honest, I'm a grammar nazi. It really annoys me to use bad spelling and punctuation. It shows not only bad education, but also bad communication.

I only write 'chatspeak' when necessary, such as on the IRC, because you have to type faster.

How does this make me an INTJ?

 

[QSR]

I agree. Proper Puntuashun is important on a msg brd.

 

[cheese]

QSR + Dwags = working together.