Do people masturbate in large groups?

[NormannTheDoorman]

I've heard of stories where guys would race to see who would ejaculate first. But never heard of one large group masturbating. Masturbation towards one particular sexual object which is this case will be Sandra Bullock for the sake of the question. If we don't masturbate together then why?

 

[TheScornedReflex]

Nothing like a bit of bukkake to get the juices flowing.. That was terrible >>

 

[Melkor]

I dunno, I have too many nice clothes and shiny things to risk splash damage, count me out! D:

 

[Ex-User (9086)]

People do ... other people ... too
Why?
There are possible theories

 

[Cognisant]

I've heard of stories where guys would race to see who would ejaculate first.

Homosexual guys I'm assuming.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oqm3T90XuTs

 

[NormannTheDoorman]

Homosexual guys I'm assuming.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oqm3T90XuTs

My friend claimed to have done this with a friend. He is one of the biggest homophobes I know of. He called me a homosexual man because I crossed my legs like a damn fine European immigrant.

 

[Cherry Cola]

This is a real thing, it is typically done in locker rooms in high school afaik

 

[nanook]

the skater jocks in my environment used to do it. nohomo. it's obviously about male-hood and a little bit about competition. you don't have to win, but you have to dare to join and be measured, in order to belong.

 

[own8ge]

People do all sorts of crazy stuff.

 

[Hadoblado]

I was 2004 soggy biscuit state champ.

 

[Jennywocky]

Video or it didn't happen.

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

I've heard of stories where guys would race to see who would ejaculate first.

I believe you're thinking of the game Soggy Waffle.

But never heard of one large group masturbating.

This is just a good, old-fadhioned circlejerk. Fun fact; my English teacher during senior year of high school told me and my friend about the Dutch Slave Ship which is basically what you get when you turn a Dutch Rudder into a circlejerk.

 

[Pizzabeak]

http://youtu.be/ctaSSbhe6iM

 

[EyeSeeCold]

This is a real thing, it is typically done in locker rooms in high school afaik

I can't speak for high schools in general, but one of my mates on the football team confessed to that happening. He could have been yanking my chain but I doubt it, there was a humble /serious demeanor he didn't usually have.

 

[Kuu]

Just look at this place.

 

[Grayman]

Video or it didn't happen.

I agree with Jenny on this one.

 

[Reluctantly]

Sounds very ghey gais.

 

[Red myst]

Some of the threads on this forum look like group mental masturbation.

 

[eagor]

I agree with Jenny on this one.

Video or it didn't happen.

agreed

 

[OrLevitate]

Mmm yes like Hodors in a hall of mirrors

 

[Cherry Cola]

there was a humble /serious demeanor he didn't usually have.

xD

 

[Coolydudey]

Some of the threads on this forum look like group mental masturbation.

That's the most a post on this forum has ever made me laugh . And I'm in a shit mood.

 

[Red myst]

That's the most a post on this forum has ever made me laugh . And I'm in a shit mood.

Well then, perhaps you will the phrase "intellectual circle jerk" just as amusing. Actually Kuu had already made an inference to this a few post above this which made me chuckle. But I did not notice it at first glance. But the shoe fits.

 

[NormannTheDoorman]

Why is it my stuff gets moved to this shit end of the forum while other things like "how fast can you type" manage to stay in the lounge?

 

[J-man]

No one masturbates to Sandra Bullock.

 

[idokaiho]

I win!