Difference between ENTP, INTJ and INTP

[Anthile]

An ENTP, an INTJ and an INTP are on a train in Scotland. The ENTP looks out of the window, sees a black sheep standing in a field, and remarks, "How odd. Scottish sheep are black." "No, no, no!" says the INTJ. "Only some Scottish sheep are black." The INTP rolls his eyes at his companions' muddled thinking and says, "In Scotland, there is at least one sheep, at least one side of which looks black."

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An INTP, an ENTP and a INTJ are at a conference. They are staying in adjoining rooms. One evening they are downstairs in the bar. The INTP goes to bed first. The INTJ goes next, followed a minute or two later by the ENTP. The INTJ notices that in the corridor outside their rooms a rubbish bin is ablaze. There is a bucket of water nearby. The INTJ starts concocting a means of generating carbon dioxide in order to create a makeshift extinguisher but before he can do so the ENTP arrives, dumps the water on the fire and puts it out. The next morning the INTJ and the ENTP tell the INTP about the fire. She admits she saw it. They ask her why she didn't put it out. She replies contemptuously "there was a fire and a bucket of water: a solution obviously existed."

 

[Latro]

So ENTP is physicist, INTJ is engineer, INTP is mathematician, direct substitution, ???, profit?

 

[Anthile]

So ENTP is physicist, INTJ is engineer, INTP is mathematician, direct substitution, ???, profit?

Yes, this is technically correct - the best kind of correct. I hereby promote you to grade 37.

 

[Dormouse]

An INTP, INTJ and ENTP are out camping.

In the middle of the night the INTJ shakes the INTP awake.

''Look at the sky. What does it tell you?''

''Well,'' says the INTP, ''Meteorologically, I can determine that it is about to rain due to the clouds which are slowly gathering above us. Astronomically, I'm glimpsing several constellations which are only visible here in mid-to-late summer. Their position in relation to the horizon indicates a time of around 1:30 AM. Based on these facts I can infer that the temperature is approximately 23 degrees celsius, though it will no likely drop during the coming rainstorm. Astrologically, the presence of these constellations bode well for leos and scorpios. Philosophically, I see these thousands of millions of stars, each with the potential to harbour new worlds, and believe that while our lives are individually meaningless, our lives are imbued meaning by our species' duty to explore our universe and record its history.''

The INTJ pauses for a few seconds, digesting the INTP's answer.

''It means our tent's gone.''

So they move into the ENTP's improvised treehouse.

 

[IfloatTHRUlife]

LOL the OP is glorious.

My only question is, who started the fire

 

[DesertSmeagle]

An INTP ENTP and INTJ walk intp the salvation amry on retard day. The INTJ tries to gather them all up and teach them basic math. The INTP laughs at the failure of the INTJ, and then all of the retards stare at him as he laughs.

One retard asks, "Who are you?", The INTP says " Im your worst nightmare".

Then the retard starts talking about his worst nightmare. He talks about an evil man with a gun who kills his kitty. While this is happening the ENTP is looking around and finds a toy lazer gun that shoots sparks. Using various old items found in the store, the ENTP modifies the toy gun to shoot bats :smiley_emoticons_mrinstead of sparks. So the ENTP goes over to the group of retards rounded up by the INTJ and shoots the bat gun at the retards. They go fuckin crazy as the bats attack them. Using skills aquired from youtube, the INTP uses a series of clicking noises to communicate with the bats and trains them to herd the retards outside. The ENTP is talking to the sexy cashier girl boasting how he created the batgun, and that it wasnt easy. The INTJ gets jealous and starts going off on nerd rage. So he goes over to the ENTP and starts talking about complex math equations, in hopes he will catch the attention of the girl..The girl walks away and the ENTP says your a faggot..The INTP is observing this happen and says to the girl walking away, "Hey pretty lady, wana learn how to communicate with bats?" The sexy female then gets naked aan jumps on the INTP because the INTP had read online NLP teqniques to sexually arouse females through body language and street hypnosis. The ENTP just laughs in the INTJs face. The INTJ gets pissed..and they all die from the smallpox, as did the Native Americans when europe invaded the new land.....The end

 

[Wish]

An INTP ENTP and INTJ walk intp the salvation amry on retard day.

 

[DesertSmeagle]

Itd be quite an experience wouldnt it. Ive been in there on retard day......i dont wana talk about it.

 

[Logos]

i read these with my intj friend and entp girlfriend. i am now expected to teach her how to communicate with bats. she apparently missed the parts about my sexy body language and street hypnosis .

 

[EyeSeeCold]

LOL the OP is glorious.

My only question is, who started the fire

The ENTJ, who invited them to the conference.

Oh wait, the INTJ noticed the fire first, it could have been part of his plan.

 

[Anthile]

INTP vs. INTJ

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INTP vs. ESTP

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PeRS0hOKyg

 

[Fukyo]

INTP vs. INTJ

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Haha, so true! INTJs are epic sticks in the mud, and the reason why we can't have nice things.

 

[EyeSeeCold]

INTP vs. INTJ

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lmao

 

[starsnghts]

This thread is hilarious xD
I also feel like I have learned something

 

[nexion]

A+ thread. Quality. I might would make a few comparisons myself, but I feel they will mostly be epic fail.

 

[onthewindowstand]

INTP vs. INTJ

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INTP vs. ESTP

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PeRS0hOKyg

I love that comic!

 

[starsnghts]

A+ thread. Quality. I might would make a few comparisons myself, but I feel they will mostly be epic fail.

Naw lets hear em :P

 

[snafupants]

INTP: Why?

INTJ: How?

ENTP: When?

ESFP: Where? *ball slams into head*

 

[Fukyo]

ESFP: Where? *ball slams into head*

A Se dom would have seen that ball coming.

 

[Glordag]

A Se dom would have seen that ball coming.

Agreed. As someone who has been hit in the neck by a frisbee, broken a pinky on a basketball (and jammed several more fingers), and had several nosebleeds due to objects hitting my face, I can safely say that this sounds more like an INTP to me :P. Unless, of course, I'm not representative of the population as a whole in this regard.

 

[snafupants]

A Se dom would have seen that ball coming.

You haven't met my sister.

 

[gruesomebrat]

Agreed. As someone who has been hit in the neck by a frisbee, broken a pinky on a basketball (and jammed several more fingers), and had several nosebleeds due to objects hitting my face, I can safely say that this sounds more like an INTP to me :P. Unless, of course, I'm not representative of the population as a whole in this regard.

I couldn't agree more. I'm generally far too focused on pursuing my latest train of thought to notice the frisbee right in front of my nose.

 

[EyeSeeCold]

ESFPs have the same problem as INTPs. The difference is that INTPs are oblivious due to being so mental and ESFPs are oblivious due to being so physical. The result is being too absorbed to step back and be aware of your surroundings.