Didyouknow's 101st post!

[didyouknow]

Yay, I'm now a senior member!!

To celebrate, let us all bask in the warmth of the monitor...

*basks*

...and then we can harass Melkor till the rare bovines come home

 

[Melkor]

-sigh-



-trudges past, smacks didyouknow with a mallet, and assumes the 'virgin sacrifice position'-


You know, the great bit demonic looking device we keep on the ceiling?


Someones been dying to use it.

 

[loveofreason]

Oh geez... Satan wouldn't accept you as a virgin sacrifice if we paid him.

 

[Melkor]

Ahhh....So Noddies getting fussier..


Kidding...



But really..

satan and I are pretty tight.


We used to have some real good times...


-laughs as if recalling a vivid and brilliant memory-

 

[loveofreason]

Congratulations by the way, didyouknow.

 

[JoeJoe]

*wonders why nobody celebrated his 100th post*
*g*

 

[Melkor]

Because we don't like you.

For that matter we don't like didyouknow either, but he/she took it upon her/himself to go ahead and make a thread regardless of that.

 

[loveofreason]

*slaps Melkor*

 

[Melkor]

And that, was Lors customary

'DAMN YOU MELKOR AND YOUR BRILLIANT YET PAINFULLY TRUE ANALYSIS OF EVERYTHING!!' slap.

 

[loveofreason]

I'd hate to disappoint you.

Fix your apostrophes.

 

[Melkor]

Yes mother.



-kicks Lor in the shin-

 

[didyouknow]

Because we don't like you.

For that matter we don't like didyouknow either, but he/she took it upon her/himself to go ahead and make a thread regardless of that.

Any excuse to harass you, Melkor, is good enough for me.

As for the virgin sacrifice? This guy begs to differ:

 

[Melkor]

About what?


Oh wait..

argghhHH!!




-Runs to hide behind Saffy-

 

[loveofreason]

Hey Saffy... don't look now but I think Melkor wants you to save him from virginity.

 

[Melkor]

That makes no sense whatsoever.....

 

[loveofreason]

Didyouknow is trying to bring back the virgin sacrifice ritual you offered yourself for, you run to Saffy for help.... so yes. It makes sense.

 

[Melkor]

Lies...


It makes sense if you have no knowledge of anyone or anything.

 

[loveofreason]

It makes sense for the sake of humour....

 

[Melkor]

~MAKING SENSE OF SOMETHING FOR THE SAKE OF SOMETHING IS NOT THE INTP WAY~

 

[NoID10ts]

Shut up. Put Melkor jr. away. And step away from Saffy.

Sick bastard.

 

[Melkor]

Well thats rich coming from you...


Please make sense next time...

 

[NoID10ts]

serry mitter melkar. i iz nut 2 smert.