describe your genitals with a movie title

[Synthetix]

Hmmm...

It
Big Trouble in Little China
Goodfellas
The Green Mile
The Longest Yard
The Terminator
Commando

 

[eagor]

the good, the bad, and the ugly

 

[Cognisant]

Free Willy

Inception

The Big Bang

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P6oc0YJrAE

Limitless

Ironman

 

[nanook]

my favorite:

hanging for django

alternatively:

touching the void
xxy ^^

some others i could come up with, for you to choose from:

crimes of the future
grace is gone
the passion of the christ
good dick (not a porno. good movie, i think. i like Marianna Palka)
naked lunch
the hunger
adam's apples

 

[Ex-User (5841)]

Planet of the Apes *<-male OR female

*EDIT

Homeward Bound
What's Eating Gilbert Grape
Space Jam
Ed Wood
The Hunt for Red October

 

[Cognisant]

the passion of the christ

ROFL

That should be a porno.

 

[EyeSeeCold]

Titanic
The Hangover
The Untouchables
The Unseen
Three The Hard Way
Unbreakable
007: Goldeneye
Thunderball
The Big Lebowski
Die Hard
Shaft
Anaconda
Man of Steel (upcoming)
etc...

EDIT:
Easy Rider
The Grapes of Wrath

 

[Don't mind me]

Tomb Raider
Johnny Doesn't Live Here Anymore
My Forbidden Past

ew​

 

[Cognisant]

Ironman

Man of Steel (upcoming)

I got 1up-ed

 

[Philosophyking87]

"Big" (with Tom Hanks)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094737/

lol

 

[Oedipus]

The Iron Giant?

 

[Cognisant]

The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse

Edit: The Naked Gun

And for the ladies "The Ninth Gate", that was a great movie.
BONUS: That may actually have been the ninth gate.

Edit2: What Women Want

 

[Don't mind me]

It's time for the MOVIE TITLE PENIS JOKE ROBERT MITCHUM BONANZA!!1 (all proceeds will go toward efforts to compel @EditorOne to once again don his Mitchum avatar [not dissing what presumably is your face E1, but, ehm, you know])

Spoiler

The Human Comedy
Aerial Gunner
Border Patrol
We've Never Been Licked
Beyond the Last Frontier
Corvette K-225
Minesweeper
The Dancing Masters
Cry 'Havoc'
Mr. Winkle Goes to War
Girl Rush
Desire Me
Where Danger Lives
The Racket
She Couldn't Say No
River of No Return
Man With the Gun
Foreign Intrigue
Fire Down Below
The Enemy Below
The Hunters
The Angry Hills
A Terrible Beauty
The Sundowners
Rampage
What a Way to Go!
The Way West
The Wrath of God
Farewell, My Lovely
The Amsterdam Kill
The Big Sleep
Breakthrough
A Killer in the Family
Maria's Lovers
Midnight Ride
Supposedly Dangerous
Cape Fear
The Seven Deadly Sins
The Magic of Make-up

 

[Grove]

LOL! Mr. Winkle Goes to War.

 

[Capital T]

The Great Dictator

 

[Sosekopp]

The Green Mile (oh, just noticed that one was already mentioned)
The Godfather
The Lion King

 

[BigApplePi]

Most of these I found using a Netflix search.

Hiding and Seeking
Hide and Seek
The Lonely Guy
Finding Bliss
Hard Wired
Hard Times
This Joint is Jumpin'
Desperately Seeking Susan
Rough Riders
Sex Machine
Come Blow Your Horn
I Got the Hookup
Union Station
Family Ties
Dick: The Devil Dared Me To
Shake Hands with the Devil
Peter: Keeper of the Keys
My Joy
Sorry, You Can't Get Through
Satisfaction
The Explosive Generation
Give Me Your Hand
Downfall
Violent Playground
Love at Large
Love for Sale

 

[EditorOne]

In Like Flint.

OK, so the movie was in 1967. My database is bigger than some others, too.

 

[Auburn]

40 Year Old Virgin ...



..



oh, wait.. <.<

 

[Deleted member 1424]

I see no reason why this should be solely the realm of dick jokes.
When you use so many titles, it loses potency...

Now let's see
'The Descent'

I'm surprised no one has used 'The Fast and the Furious' yet.

 

[Dormouse]

The Abyss?

 

[Minuend]

Final Fantasy

 

[Deleted member 1424]

hahahah

@Minnie
'Advent Children'

 

[Words]

This is... stupidity.

 

[Moocow]

Whatever Works

 

[Minuend]

We are all daft little children, Words. Running around screaming for our mother's attention. Breaking shit when nobody's looking. Indirect pain for the empty masses.

That certainly is final, Adaire.

 

[Cognisant]

Away from genitals... Ring

 

[Melkor]

Always such intellectual topics Synth.

*Eye roll*

 

[Cognisant]

Back to the dick jokes: From Dusk Till Dawn

 

[EditorOne]

"This is... stupidity."


And your point is?

 

[Don't mind me]

And your point is?

See? That eyebrow instantly multiplied that sentence's appeal.

(thanks)​

 

[IssphitiKOzS]

Friends with Kids

 

[EditorOne]

I think Mitchum looks like INTPs feel most of the time. "Yeah, and so?" along with a healthy shot of "Meh."

 

[BigApplePi]

I picked real movie titles but Synthetix didn't say you couldn't make up your own. (Since when do partakers of this Forum obey orders?). Anyway is this an intellectual project? Why or why not? Answer: ... well I'll hold off on an answer ... this may take a while.

Furthermore Synthetix said, "your genitals." Every once in a while I avail myself of genitals of the opposite sex ... not always subject to my will (Any explanation of why is pending.) Perhaps if one thinks about it, they are "yours" for a short burst of time. So I'm not sure females so far are fully represented.

Haven
Jaws

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

The Human Centipede.

 

[snafupants]

Titanic
The Hunger Games
The Full Nine Yards
Superbad
Big (featuring Tom Hanks)
Lethal Weapon
Mad Money
Step Brothers
The Zookeeper
Splinter
Snakes on a Plane
All About The Benjamins

 

[Peripheral Visionary]

Eraserhead

 

[IssphitiKOzS]

It's amazing how some people list so many movies. How versatile is your cock.

 

[EyeSeeCold]

It Came From Outer Space
The Incredible Shrinking Man
Not of This Earth
Things To Come
Dr. Cyclops
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
The Thing With Two Heads
Attack of the 50 Foot Woman

 

[Words]

We are all daft little children, Words. Running around screaming for our mother's attention. Breaking shit when nobody's looking. Indirect pain for the empty masses.

Time to grow up then.

"This is... stupidity."


And your point is?

Double Meaning. Stupidity is a "movie." More accurately, it's a documentary.

 

[warryer]

Up

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

The Incredible Hulk
The Thing
Clash of the Titans
Shadow of the Colossus(Video games okay?)
the Headless Horseman

 

[BigApplePi]

Why describe your genitals with a movie title?

We are all daft little children, Words. Running around screaming for our mother's attention. Breaking shit when nobody's looking. Indirect pain for the empty masses.

That certainly is final, Adaire.

Using the facilities of children sounds correct people. Who has the most imagination of all ages? Children possibly. That is what play does. We let our imagination run. It feels like fun and is. Never can tell what the result of play will be. Something creative and great can happen but mostly not.

Here we are coming up with movie names centered around a specific theme. Ordinarily this would be hard work. Dull work. But as long as it is fun, it isn't. Never can tell what going through these names can result in. (For me it's good to hear the names of those films I saw long ago.) Probably nothing, but can't tell for sure. Play is practice for the real thing.

 

[eagor]

revenge of the sith

 

[Smooch]

Steel Magnolias

LOL thats all I got.

 

[Cognisant]

Alien (think about it)

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

Alien (think about it)

Am I thinking about the part I think I'm supposed to be thinking about?

 

[Aces High]

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

For the ladies: The Blood of Heroes

 

[Stoic Beverage]

Spoiler

I, Robot

 

[eagor]

marley and me (marley is my penis)