Confess all your sins here.

[Procinogen]

Okay, so we've all done some pretty questionable sh!t in the past. I know I have. So I'm actually kind of curious as to what some other people have done.

One time when I was younger, I decided to taste my piss. Don't ask why, because I don't even know.

Anyways, that's enough of me, time to hear what all of you guys have done.

 

[Rixus]

The most you're getting out of me is that I have tried a variety of illegal substances once out of sheer curiosity. Other than that, nope.

 

[Not Anyone To Care For]

What if no one wants to confess their sins and you just admitted to the whole forum that you tasted your piss once for no reason?

 

[Sinny91]

I don't think drinking your own piss is a sin.

 

[Seteleechete]

I would have to consider supposedly "bad/sinful" things I may have done to be sinful first.

 

[Rixus]

I don't think drinking your own piss is a sin.

You speak from experience?

 

[Sinny91]

You speak from experience?

No, I'm just familiar with what's considered a sin, and drinking your own pee ain't one.

 

[Rixus]

So... Poll.
Who here has taken the gulp?
I'll go first - I have not.

 

[Deleted member 1424]

Stealthily stealing a sip of someone else's swill seems sinful instead.

 

[GodOfOrder]

For sake of discussion, can we stipulate that a "sin" is "A socially disagreeable act that one would not ordinarily admit or confess to, without the benefit on online anonymity"?

If that is the case, drinking one's piss might be considered a sin, unless in the company of Bear Grills

 

[Rixus]

For sake of discussion, can we stipulate that a "sin" is "A socially disagreeable act that one would not ordinarily admit or confess to, without the benefit on online anonymity"?

The definition is usually reserved for an immoral act, usually contradicting define law. We could use the 10 commandments, or 7 deadly sins.

Unless it's considered gluttony it can't really be considered sin.

Though in that case, I confess to having consumed a 20oz steak with bacon, cheese, barbeque sauce along with half a rash of ribs and a pile on onion rings with chips and peas, and still managed am ice cream sundae afterwards. I mean that was clearly gluttony, but I was in training at the time.

 

[Reluctantly]

Deep down I'm probably a little evil. I'd like to see the human race suffer. Maybe a nuclear holocaust, genocide, race war, and lots of torture. I don't really know where this comes from (because I'm not a pyschopath), but it's there. Maybe it's disappointment in the barbaric ways most people use their intellect and an almost unconscious desire to see that removed in the most destructive way possible. Really, I'd rather not have all that happen, but the disappointment is constantly reinforced every time I go outside into the world and meet the wonderful people of this planet...

And I suppose wanting to be the devil is then a sin.

So... Poll.
Who here has taken the gulp?
I'll go first - I have not.

I have not. No curiosity about it either.

 

[PmjPmj]

I can't recall anything specifically, as I do tend to be a decent person. However, I can certainly share some dick moves.

When I was but a young lad (24ish) I took a girl to a New Year party who, in retrospect, was very clearly an ESFJ. Now, me being me and therefore entirely oblivious to 'the games' which potential mates play (I was always very matter of fact about these things) I was misinterpreting her wanting to be with me and / or trying to make a move on me as clinginess... which - me being me - infuriated the shit out of me. People kept telling me to go be with her, but I was like "Nah, she's fucking irritating man". She wanted me to escort her to the kitchen for food, to the bathroom so she 'wouldn't get lost' - just really pathetic shit.

After an hour or so of enduring her irritating ways, I told her I was taking her home because she was being an irritating cunt. She (apparently) was upset about this but... me being me... I bundled her into the car and drove her back to her house.

Upon arrival, she was really whiny: "But I'll be on my own for NY! I'll have nobody to be with!" to which I replied, "You'll get over it" / hoofed her out of the car, closed the door and drove back to the party.

Doing 120mph.

Stoned off my fucking tits.

D:

I was fine with it all, but my mates thought I was a cunt.

Meh. Spent the rest of the night chatting with an army girl. Fun as fuck.

 

[Sinny91]

Wow, that's harsh.

Totally ruining her NYE.

I have never committed any sins.

 

[PmjPmj]

Yeah, I guess it was. I've got a list as long as my arm of 'times I've unknowingly shit all over people'. I started replaying events in my head through a different lens when it was revealed unto me from on high that I favour Te, not Fe.

It was a bit of an "Ah... oh... aaaah" moment.

 

[Tannhauser]

I hooked up with a friend's girlfriend once. Pretty fucking douchy when I think of it. I was around 19 and still with a weak moral code.

 

[Sinny91]

Okay, off the top of my head, here's the tip of the iceberg:

* Stormed the local Scientology building with the local Anon chapter... was completely immature of us, but it was good fun. (No I do not fancy showing my face their again, it's no doubt pinned to their wall)

* "Observed" in the 2011 Birmingham "riots".

* Ended up on two dates at once (played out comically like a Camerin Diaz movie)

* Broke into a local community centre with bestie and smoked a spliff in their garden and on their roof (whilst star gazing).. ate their chocolate, and then casually evaded the police as they came to investigate.

* Had a close encounter with a UFO

* Dated a 50 yo man. (Who my friend's affectionately referred to as "Grandad")

* Broke up with a boyfriend by inviting him over on false pretences; served him a beer, then verbally stripped him down, punched him in the face, mentally tormented him, reduced him to tears, successfully stolholmed him, fucked him.. swiped his phone as he slept, sent pictures of him in my bed to his new sidechick (who had been after him all night), then kicked him out to the curb.

..

 

[Procinogen]

What if no one wants to confess their sins and you just admitted to the whole forum that you tasted your piss once for no reason?

Totally worth it.





I have no dignity left. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Hadoblado]

I once drank someone else's pee? Is that a sin? The sin was making that person drink third party pee first me thinks.

 

[TheScornedReflex]

Oh dude, I want to but I ain't going to. But they rate up there and I'm definitely going to h*ck.

 

[Pizzabeak]

I can't recall anything specifically, as I do tend to be a decent person. However, I can certainly share some dick moves.

When I was but a young lad (24ish) I took a girl to a New Year party who, in retrospect, was very clearly an ESFJ. Now, me being me and therefore entirely oblivious to 'the games' which potential mates play (I was always very matter of fact about these things) I was misinterpreting her wanting to be with me and / or trying to make a move on me as clinginess... which - me being me - infuriated the shit out of me. People kept telling me to go be with her, but I was like "Nah, she's fucking irritating man". She wanted me to escort her to the kitchen for food, to the bathroom so she 'wouldn't get lost' - just really pathetic shit.

After an hour or so of enduring her irritating ways, I told her I was taking her home because she was being an irritating cunt. She (apparently) was upset about this but... me being me... I bundled her into the car and drove her back to her house.

Upon arrival, she was really whiny: "But I'll be on my own for NY! I'll have nobody to be with!" to which I replied, "You'll get over it" / hoofed her out of the car, closed the door and drove back to the party.

Doing 120mph.

Stoned off my fucking tits.

D:

I was fine with it all, but my mates thought I was a cunt.

Meh. Spent the rest of the night chatting with an army girl. Fun as fuck.

That doesn't seem so bad. I once knew this one unoriginal birdbrain who always wanted to do stuff like that, being clingy; etc. I'd always wonder why she would try that stuff, like smelling armpits or whatever but it turned out she was just desperate for love. I didn't like her, so it was irritating. Now, to say the least, I realize that is normal behavior for a couple to want to exhibit, however, we weren't that. I find myself longing for a broad who would pretty much do those things but I'd have to actually like her or think she was attractive for it to not be annoying or dumb. So basically it was manipulative behavior. She was living a lie. It was all fantasy and she just wanted a mate to impress her family/friends. It wasn't real. And I really tried my hardest to escape and was glad to do so but she kept trying to come back. Half the time I'd wonder if she even knew what was going on considering English wasn't her first language. I knew it wasn't meant to be when she wanted to borrow Sherlock Holmes (and her brother even had a copy) but asked weird questions about how to read it.

So yeah that's all really pathetic shit, I think she just thought I liked her more than I actually did. I sometimes wish I could have at least, but not really. Wish she could have at least taken the hint. But it makes sense. A delusional floozy. Then she'd resort to calling me gay because I didn't wanna fuck her. Oh man that was terrible, terrible indeed

I could have fucked some other girls too but I'm intensely loyal in relationships, or while we were "dating", so I couldn't cheat on her. But I probably should have, so to speak, because I don't think she was worth it, in hindsight. Once I couldn't imagine what being married to her would have been like it should have been over, and it was. She kept wanting to do stupid stuff all the time like go swimming

She had this idea of what a perfect mate would be like and tried to force me to be that for her but I'd have none of it! She was supposed to be Christian but was clearly evil... Or just dumb, unoriginal like I said. She kept trying to copy me.

 

[Sinny91]

Ha! That sounds just like an old housemate of mine.

Infuriatingly delusional ISFJ. Enneagram 2w1.

Seeing her force her "love" on her uninterested boyfriend was cringeworthy.

Then she would have these utterly childish tantrums if she didn't get what she wanted, crocodile tears to boot.

Mini barf.

Oh I walked into the smoking room one Morning and got an eye full of her giving him head

I closed my eyes rather quick, but the image was still there.

-_-

That made for an awkward morning, haha.

 

[QuickTwist]

I don't think drinking your own piss is a sin.

No, I'm pretty sure it is actually.

 

[QuickTwist]

I can't recall anything specifically, as I do tend to be a decent person. However, I can certainly share some dick moves.

When I was but a young lad (24ish) I took a girl to a New Year party who, in retrospect, was very clearly an ESFJ. Now, me being me and therefore entirely oblivious to 'the games' which potential mates play (I was always very matter of fact about these things) I was misinterpreting her wanting to be with me and / or trying to make a move on me as clinginess... which - me being me - infuriated the shit out of me. People kept telling me to go be with her, but I was like "Nah, she's fucking irritating man". She wanted me to escort her to the kitchen for food, to the bathroom so she 'wouldn't get lost' - just really pathetic shit.

After an hour or so of enduring her irritating ways, I told her I was taking her home because she was being an irritating cunt. She (apparently) was upset about this but... me being me... I bundled her into the car and drove her back to her house.

Upon arrival, she was really whiny: "But I'll be on my own for NY! I'll have nobody to be with!" to which I replied, "You'll get over it" / hoofed her out of the car, closed the door and drove back to the party.

Doing 120mph.

Stoned off my fucking tits.

D:

I was fine with it all, but my mates thought I was a cunt.

Meh. Spent the rest of the night chatting with an army girl. Fun as fuck.

I found that to be a pretty good story though. I still think drinking your own piss is more of a sin though.

 

[Artsu Tharaz]

I SACRIFICED CHILDREN IN A SATANIC RITUAL

Spoiler

Sorry, I mean masturbated. I masturbated.

 

[Pizzabeak]

A while ago some rumor was circulating that drinking your piss can cure sickness, and some people actually tried it and it worked. Could be placebo. I know some people made a habit of it. But a sin in what regard?
There were the Siberian tribes who used the fly agaric mushroom and would drink their urine since the active metabolites passed through the liver unchanged providing more doses of the intoxicant. They used it for different things but the Vikings going berserk was most likely just a rumor. Is this sinful? There may have been religious undertones with it. Gordon Wasson thought the mushroom could have been Soma of the Rg Veda, which is a pretty religious book - don't think they drank piss in that one. However, someone mentioned that the so called mushroom art which they used as irrevocable proof of their hypothesis could have been representing sporting utensils instead, but that suggestion was ignored and not taken serious - and that mainly referred to the Mexican mushrooms rather than the Amanita. And so since they found out some method of doubling the doses, their pee apparently attracting reindeer, maybe it was just considered a sin for performing so called animalistic behavior. There were always intoxicants putting the users closer in touch with a higher being.

 

[Rixus]

I think I'm too nice for this thread.

I did once roll a spliff in front of a security camera, smoke it and finally piss over the camera. I was drunk at the time.
My mates and I used to have a habit of sneaking into the local primary school and smoking weed on the roof. The of the sunrise view was awesome from there.
And we once broke into a house being renovated. We started off innocently puffing in the basement, but heard a noise upstairs. So we off exploring with our lighters and phone screen lights (bare in mind it was 3am), and ended up falling through the attic ceiling and damaging the place. That being done, we decided to trash the place and then be on our way. It was long ago.

 

[Cognisant]

Took a girl's virginity and broke up with her days later in favour of someone hotter.

Forgot to pay the bus fare once, that's haunted me for years.

Getting drunk and pissing on churches is a hobby of mine.

 

[Artsu Tharaz]

Took a girl's virginity and broke up with her days later in favour of someone hotter.

For fuck's sake, Cognisant!!!

 

[QuickTwist]

I stole from GoodWill.

 

[Rixus]

I once had sex with someone in a church garden when I was a teenager. I'd never actually met her before, either. And I had no idea why she wished to do this.

Oh, and uh, my ex-wife. She was my best mates girlfriend when I met her. That's another reason I lost contact with a lot of old friends. Yeah, that was probably my biggest dick move.

 

[Cognisant]

I once had sex with someone in a church garden when I was a teenager.

You're fast becoming one of my favorite forumites.

For fuck's sake, Cognisant!!!

You know it

 

[Artsu Tharaz]

You know it

And it probably was for fuck's sake, ya bastard!!!

--


I tagged up a primary school and wasted the past few years of my life.

 

[Perfectly Normal Beast]

thread reported to god

*awaits reward*

 

[Rixus]

There was another occasion. Probably the only time I was genuinely a dick to a girl. When I was 17, I had a short term girlfriend in College. Cheated on her out of curiosity to see how that felt, and then finished with her afterwards because I felt a bit guilty about it. Funny thing is, I never did sleep with while we were together. But she didn’t know that was why I broke up with her, so we remained friends. Some time later, though, we did. Unwittingly in front of a college security camera (we were 18 by then, so that’s probably on some website somewhere). And her boyfriend by then saw the foreplay before we moved away. He gathered a group of friends in an attempt to jump me a few days later; but as I was exceedingly stoned when they tried I just fell into an hysterical giggle fit at the fact that all three were talking and threatening but not doing anything before they walked off bemused.

 

[QuickTwist]

There was another occasion. Probably the only time I was genuinely a dick to a girl. When I was 17, I had a short term girlfriend in College. Cheated on her out of curiosity to see how that felt, and then finished with her afterwards because I felt a bit guilty about it. Funny thing is, I never did sleep with while we were together. But she didn’t know that was why I broke up with her, so we remained friends. Some time later, though, we did. Unwittingly in front of a college security camera (we were 18 by then, so that’s probably on some website somewhere). And her boyfriend by then saw the foreplay before we moved away. He gathered a group of friends in an attempt to jump me a few days later; but as I was exceedingly stoned when they tried I just fell into an hysterical giggle fit at the fact that all three were talking and threatening but not doing anything before they walked off bemused.

Yeah, most people that want to just beat someone up are very susceptible to fear. If you are not afraid, they usually don't mess with you.

 

[Littlefoot]

Man, and I thought I was mean. Reading all these makes me feel like I'm actually a good person.

Drinking your own piss is disgusting but hey whatever floats your boat. I can say being a nurse I've actually had someone elses piss land in my mouth and that was the worse day off my life, until I was poop on, barfed on, and god knows what other bodly fluids have landed on me.

As far as sins go, I broke a girls nose once. I faked being sick so I could stay home from school. I've skipped school many times. I put hot sauce on my moms sandwich as a prank. Ya, I really wasnt a very bad child.

 

[Rixus]

* Stormed the local Scientology building with the local Anon chapter... was completely immature of us, but it was good fun. (No I do not fancy showing my face their again, it's no doubt pinned to their wall)

* "Observed" in the 2011 Birmingham "riots".

* Had a close encounter with a UFO

* Broke up with a boyfriend by inviting him over on false pretences; served him a beer, then verbally stripped him down, punched him in the face, mentally tormented him, reduced him to tears, successfully stolholmed him, fucked him.. swiped his phone as he slept, sent pictures of him in my bed to his new sidechick (who had been after him all night), then kicked him out to the curb.

..

Eh, Scientologists are too weird not to. The best we had was to annoy a local Jehovah's Witness hall.
(Starts singing Riot Girl)
I'm not sure how seeing a UFO was a sin. Unless it involved breaking into a secure military base. Please tell me it involved breaking into a secure military base.
Was said boyfriend kicked onto the curb with or without clothes? Without would be the better ending.

 

[Sinny91]

I broke into military base... he had his clothes, but no means to travel other than to walk. (By design)

 

[Rixus]

I broke into military base...

This is a story you are going to tell me some time.
Preferably over a large bottle of something strong.

 

[PmjPmj]

I broke into military base

 

[Sinny91]

Haha haa

 

[QuickTwist]

Das racist.

Spoiler

I'm joking, see nut busted

 

[Artsu Tharaz]

Sinny's Shenanigans

the title of this thread is now "Sinny's Shenanigans".

 

[PmjPmj]

Das racist.

Spoiler

I'm joking, see nut busted

Das ist doof!

Sinny is definitely dodge. They're all like that up her way. Bleedin' Brummies

 

[Sinny91]

​

 

[PmjPmj]

I lolled.

I've only ever been to Birmingham once. That was enough >_>

 

[420MuNkEy]

Lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy, pride... I'm (frequently) guilty of them all. I'm pretty fucking great at sins, honestly.

 

[Rixus]

You're fast becoming one of my favorite forumites.

Aw, stop. You're making me blush

 

[yasasr11732]

I can't recall anything specifically, as I do tend to be a decent person. However, I can certainly share some dick moves.

When I was but a young lad (24ish) I took a girl to a New Year party who, in retrospect, was very clearly an ESFJ. Now, me being me and therefore entirely oblivious to 'the games' which potential mates play (I was always very matter of fact about these things) I was misinterpreting her wanting to be with me and / or trying to make a move on me as clinginess... which - me being me - infuriated the shit out of me. People kept telling me to go be with her, but I was like "Nah, she's fucking irritating man". She wanted me to escort her to the kitchen for food, to the bathroom so she 'wouldn't get lost' - just really pathetic shit.

After an hour or so of enduring her irritating ways, I told her I was taking her home because she was being an irritating cunt. She (apparently) was upset about this but... me being me... I bundled her into the car and drove her back to her house.

Upon arrival, she was really whiny: "But I'll be on my own for NY! I'll have nobody to be with!" to which I replied, "You'll get over it" / hoofed her out of the car, closed the door and drove back to the party.

Doing 120mph.

Stoned off my fucking tits.

D:

I was fine with it all, but my mates thought I was a cunt.

Meh. Spent the rest of the night chatting with an army girl. Fun as fuck.

You are my hero!