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As The World Watches

Cognisant

cackling in the trenches
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Try not to panic.
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Each of those red crosses represents someone who is viewing this site, more-or-less right now, and granted there's not that may people (statistically speaking) but would you look at that coverage.

So many lurkers...
 

Jesse

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Eat shit and die New Zealanders. You don't even get to be in the picture. Also hi to the guy in Alice Springs
 

Dormouse

Mean can be funny
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Actually, I just checked, and at this hour of the morning it's only about 50 or so people.

Can I still panic?
 

Melkor

*Silent antagonist*
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Ireland has so many crosses you can't even see it...

Why do they have to be red and...crosses?

Almost like...
Targets...
 

Minuend

pat pat
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Eh?

This is what mine always look like:


And why does Cog's map have a man swimming in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? I thought I told you to hold Melkor's head under for a good 5 minutes before abandoning him :mad:
 

Cognisant

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I'm fairly sure that's Hawaii.
 

Minuend

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I won't hear any more of your excuses! When I say dead, floaty Melkor, I mean it!
 

typus

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This looks shopped, I can tell from some of the pixels

there can't be THAT many Swedes just creeping around inconspicuously as guests
 

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I'm more disturbed by the sheer mass of Americans :phear:
 

Melkor

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Americans are everywhere.

Just this morning, I found one in my bin.

Are these guests, members, or both? Do bots count? That might explain the large amounts of Americans.
 

Cognisant

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Print-screen, about 4 hours ago.
 

Anthile

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All the world's a stage, I guess.
 

Melkor

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If all the worlds a stage, then we need a curtain call.
 

Tyria

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It looks like the United States is about to commence a zergling rush on Mexico. Unfortunately, Mexico is a novice terran player, and has only a few marines to defend against the onslaught. Mexico should have built bunkers. Lots and lots of bunkers.

Even if those are firebats in Mexico (instead of marines), they're pretty screwed. And I don't think they had enough minerals to go with siege tanks (yet).

But if they were actually vultures (not marines, firebats, or siege tanks) that laid spider mines, things could get interesting.
 

EyeSeeCold

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onthewindowstand

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The guy in the canadian outback must hate his life. Only things to do are jack off and go to the INTP forum :(
 

Cavallier

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It looks like the United States is about to commence a zergling rush on Mexico. Unfortunately, Mexico is a novice terran player, and has only a few marines to defend against the onslaught. Mexico should have built bunkers. Lots and lots of bunkers.

Even if those are firebats in Mexico (instead of marines), they're pretty screwed. And I don't think they had enough minerals to go with siege tanks (yet).

But if they were actually vultures (not marines, firebats, or siege tanks) that laid spider mines, things could get interesting.

No. I'm not worried for them. They can just put all of their Mexican Grandmothers out front. Have you met a Mexican Grandmother? She's scary as hell and then she makes you delicious delicious food. Whose prepared to face that?
 

nexion

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Tyria

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No. I'm not worried for them. They can just put all of their Mexican Grandmothers out front.


Aw, that's just wrong. How the hell can you put your grandmother out in front of you? That is soooo unfair.

Have you met a Mexican Grandmother?

Yes I have. I've known her for at least a good decade now, and I'm good friends with her. She's a very sweet woman, and she is very dedicated to her family.

She's scary as hell and then she makes you delicious delicious food.

I've never brought down her wrath before, but she does make good food (that is double delicious).

Whose prepared to face that?

World War II Grandfather with full battle gear... maybe it could be done. :)
 

nexion

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