An INTJ infiltrator! :)

[Night Runner]

Hey there.

I got a bit tired of that other forum, so I thought I'd diversify my online life (unlife? onlife? onunlife? ) and hang out with y'all, if that's okay. (Nice smiley collection, by the way!)

I don't believe in "about me" sections because a single paragraph (or two, or twenty) can't really tell you all there is to know about somebody (though occasionally there are some sad exceptions). Besides, my life is so improbable that sometimes even I can't believe it - and I'm pretty certain that it would seem like bovine excrement to a casual reader - so I'll just skip that for now and get busy exploring your archives.

 

[Minuend]

First!

Edit: Finally!

Hi there Night Runner. Welcome may you be

 

[Cognisant]

Damn!

Welcome Night Runner

 

[Melkor]

Welcome oh P'ness lacking creature from far off.

I was never any good at welcomes, because none of the people that stay for aeons happen to be ones I welcome...

Should I feel...proud?

Hrm.

Here, have a cat.

 

[Crazythinker1]

Welcome, you have made a wise decision to join the darkside of the force.


BTW, beware anythng Melkor gives you, it could be dangerous.

 

[loveofreason]

Melkor's cats are first rate! For shame.

So you're in bovine excrement, Night Runner? You'll feel right at home.

 

[asdfasdfasdfsdf]

do you run at night?

and, btw, even if you think we wouldnt believe you, we still like to hear peculiar stories.

you may be welcome, it depends on what kind of intj you are....

 

[Night Runner]

I'm the lazy kind of INTJ. Somebody else can spend their life taking over the world (there's a high mortality rate among supervillains, in any case) - I'm perfectly fine with masterminding my way to an early (and I mean early) retirement and spending the rest of my life enjoying nice Argentinian weather and the Internets.

Did I mention I have an INTP sidekick? At least I think he's an INTP - he demonstrates some S tendencies every now and then. Fun guy, though. I think every INTJ should have an INTP sidekick, and vice versa.

*takes the cat to a taxidermist*


Edited to add:

do you run at night?

Not really - but I'm nocturnal and I can walk really really fast. There's more info on my nickname here

even if you think we wouldnt believe you, we still like to hear peculiar stories.

Well, if you insist... (And this is just a small sampler, mind you.) Due to my highly unusual brain activity, I spent most of my childhood as a guinea pig for highly unethical Soviet scientists; when I was seven, I survived one of the worst nuclear disasters in history (now I don't need as much sleep and can use my fingers as erasers - woohoo!); I studied five languages, but ended up losing my "native" accent, so now I sound like a foreigner wherever I go; my improbability field is legendary - one time I was almost lynched by an angry crowd when I won eight out of 10 raffle prizes (and I only had 10 tickets); I was once stalked by the Secret Service because they thought I was going to kill the wife of a vice-presidential candidate. I've got many more stories - these are just the ones off the top of my head.

Sometimes I get a brief break and get to enjoy the mundane, ordinary life that I assume most other people take for granted. Then something highly improbable happens and I'm thrust into yet another bizarre ridiculous enterprise that normal people would refer to as "adventure." It gets really tiresome sometimes... (Think Rincewind or Kilgore Trout.)

 

[asdfasdfasdfsdf]

how old are you? (if you dont mind me asking)
or do you reincarnate?

 

[nexion]

I like INTJ's.

 

[nexion]

Well, if you insist... (And this is just a small sampler, mind you.) Due to my highly unusual brain activity, I spent most of my childhood as a guinea pig for highly unethical Soviet scientists; when I was seven, I survived one of the worst nuclear disasters in history (now I don't need as much sleep and can use my fingers as erasers - woohoo!); I studied five languages, but ended up losing my "native" accent, so now I sound like a foreigner wherever I go; my improbability field is legendary - one time I was almost lynched by an angry crowd when I won eight out of 10 raffle prizes (and I only had 10 tickets); I was once stalked by the Secret Service because they thought I was going to kill the wife of a vice-presidential candidate. I've got many more stories - these are just the ones off the top of my head.

Sometimes I get a brief break and get to enjoy the mundane, ordinary life that I assume most other people take for granted. Then something highly improbable happens and I'm thrust into yet another bizarre ridiculous enterprise that normal people would refer to as "adventure." It gets really tiresome sometimes... (Think Rincewind or Kilgore Trout.)

Let me go through this story and try to determine which is real and which is not real. Or if any of it is real. If it is all false, kudos for making it sound real. If it is laced with falseness, kudos for doing so so masterfully. Even if it is false, it was interesting nonetheless.

I am doubtful, however, that you can use your fingers as erasers.

I also would like to know your age.

 

[Melkor]

Leave the poor man alone!

We don't need to know something as fickle as his age at this point in time.

*Hands the newcomer a cigar and a small bottle of whisky*

Now go sit over there, and keep quiet!

 

[Night Runner]

how old are you? (if you dont mind me asking)
or do you reincarnate?

23 going on 24. I don't reincarnate (not that I know of, anyway) and hope not to - if karma is real, I might want to skip the next incarnation entirely.

Let me go through this story and try to determine which is real and which is not real. Or if any of it is real. If it is all false, kudos for making it sound real. If it is laced with falseness, kudos for doing so so masterfully. Even if it is false, it was interesting nonetheless.

See - I told you you wouldn't believe me.

I am doubtful, however, that you can use your fingers as erasers.

True story, actually. When the temperature and humidity are just right...

*shares the whiskey with the stuffed cat*

 

[AlisaD]

I like you.

Welcome

 

[nexion]

Leave the poor man alone!

We don't need to know something as fickle as his age at this point in time.

*Hands the newcomer a cigar and a small bottle of whisky*

Now go sit over there, and keep quiet!

Actually, it was quite necessary to help determine whether multiple parts of his story were true. In fact, I know almost certainly that the nuclear disaster he spoke of is the Chernobyl disaster, which would make sense if he lived in Soviet territory (proven by the fact that he was a "guinea pig for highly unethical Soviet scientists." And, the dates match up.

I still don't know if he's telling the truth (or maybe I'm just being gullible; I usually am). I'm just gathering information and that information appears to give more creditability to his story.

23 going on 24. I don't reincarnate (not that I know of, anyway) and hope not to - if karma is real, I might want to skip the next incarnation entirely.


See - I told you you wouldn't believe me.


True story, actually. When the temperature and humidity are just right...

*shares the whiskey with the stuffed cat*

Quite fascinating. What happens if you do so?

Although, I highly doubt reincarnation, no matter how much any of us would like to be immortal. At the same time, however, I still can't disprove. Lastly, reincarnation does not have to necessitate karma, though they are usually clumped together.

 

[Jaico]

...isn't an infiltrator not supposed to draw attention to themselves?

In all seriousness, though, welcome to the forum!

 

[DarkGreen]

Hey hey my best friend is an INTJ, can we be friends? I can SO tell you what your sidekick is thinking if he won't tell you plus I think INTJ's are the funnest people to be around!

 

[Night Runner]

Actually, it was quite necessary to help determine whether multiple parts of his story were true. In fact, I know almost certainly that the nuclear disaster he spoke of is the Chernobyl disaster, which would make sense if he lived in Soviet territory (proven by the fact that he was a "guinea pig for highly unethical Soviet scientists." And, the dates match up.

Come on, pay attention! "23 going on 24" means I was not born in April 1986 (August, actually) - and the fact that I said I was seven at the time means I'm either a time-traveler (though I wouldn't be surprised if I will have done that) or that there was another nuclear clusterfuck around 1993.

Quite fascinating. What happens if you do so?

If I do what?.. Giving whiskey to a stuffed cat turned out to be a waste of alcohol.

...isn't an infiltrator not supposed to draw attention to themselves?

I'm using reverse psychology - nobody would ever take a self-proclaimed infiltrator seriously.

 

[nexion]

Come on, pay attention! "23 going on 24" means I was not born in April 1986 (August, actually) - and the fact that I said I was seven at the time means I'm either a time-traveler (though I wouldn't be surprised if I will have done that) or that there was another nuclear clusterfuck around 1993.

Oh my. I'm sorry that you had to see that. A mere lapse of logic. Anyway, what nuclear disaster are you referring to?

By the way, I was speaking of erasing with your fingers.

 

[cheese]

I thought everyone uses their fingers as erasers.

 

[TheHmmmm]

Excuse me, YOU'RE the INTJ Infiltrator?

<- This is my turf.

 

[Night Runner]

Anyway, what nuclear disaster are you referring to?

Tomsk-7

Excuse me, YOU'RE the INTJ Infiltrator?

<- This is my turf.

Ooooh, this is awkward... I guess the HQ forgot to send you the briefing update. Look on the bright side - at last, you can retire and give up this life of crime!

 

[nexion]

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Tomsk-7

After you said it wasn't Chernobyl (doh!) I looked up a list of all nuclear accidents around 1993 and decided that was the best candidate. Win.

So, where do you live now?

 

[snafupants]

Oh, nice. Maybe we could strike up some stimulating conver....INTJ!!!!!!!![spits coffee] GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Night Runner]

So, where do you live now?

No, seriously - pay attention!

 

[nexion]

No, seriously - pay attention!

I swear, it wasn't there the last time I looked!

Nice MS paint job.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

I swear, it wasn't there the last time I looked!

Nice MS paint job.

Don't worry, we all have our bad days

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