An appreciation of Love of Reason

[eudemonia]

Go for it, Kidege. NoI is feeling a little....disturbed this evening. A bit too cheeky for his own good - needs a good slapping.

*Cue for Melkor*

Let the men get on with it while we watch

 

[NoID10ts]

SPANK ME!

 

[Kidege]

Absolutely not. Ask Melkor. He's evil.

 

[NoID10ts]

Well, I think love's little appreciation thread has been successfully deflowered. Maybe love will thank me with extra hard spankings.

 

[FusionKnight]

I'm not so sure that what NoI is asking for is evil, from his perspective...

 

[EloquentBohemian]

SPANK ME!

Okay, but these two guys are arguing over who goes first...

 

[NoID10ts]

If I must be spanked by comic book characters, I prefer it to be Kabuki. Even if she kills me, it would be worth it.

(One of my all time favorite comics BTW, David Mack is an artistic genius)

But I suppose if it must be between the Hulk and the Thing, I would prefer the Hulk. He just seems to be more passionate about his work.

 

[loveofreason]

hmmm. Reminds me of something.

*****

Anyways, didn't we confine these guys to Snail's dungeon? What are they doing running round here?

Snail! Your pets are loose!


(Never trust an INFP with torture or bondage. )

 

[loveofreason]

I beg to differ, none can shout louder than I.


I thought I would add to this by pointing out that I do not love Lor.

I absolutely despise her.

To sum her up, she is one of the most vile, repulsive, and wickedly hideous creatures I have ever had the ill luck to trip over.

She is the only person I feel so strongly about in this manner, and if I had a choice, she would be hung,drawn,quartered and fed to a bunch of hungry yet not altogether innocent kittens.

Her ability to critisicse and undermine my grammar and personality, give her the title of 'mean' and the fact that she resembles a three headed turtle-pidgeon hybrid grants her the deserved name of 'muckajuk'

I would even go so far as to say that my immense hatred of Lor has caused me to not only post excessively, but to envitably join the forum in the first place, in the hope of embarassing,outdoing and eventually killing her.

So I think I'm entirely correct, (and alone) in saying,

LOR, I DESPISE THE VERY SPACE ON WHICH YOU LINGER DENYING THE EXISTANCE OF ANOTHER WHICH IS NOT YOU.

ah, my fondest nephew, Melkor.

*ruffles Melkor's tousled hair and passes him an arsenic-laced boiled lolly*

Run along now and be sure to play on the train tracks.

 

[Melkor]

-Bites Lor's fingers-
Wicked girl...

Now where was I?
Undermining noddy?

yes?

Good....



Now where to start.....


-backhands Noddy-


Oh what infectious fun!


I could make a lot of money out of this....

-THUS, 'beating-the-blueguy' became a national sport, and once noddy died of internal bleeding, we simply stole a bald degenrate off the streets, and spray-painted him blue-



Anyone up for a spot of backhanding?

 

[loveofreason]

It all starts with appreciation, then spanking and biting, then ends in murder.

*shakes head sadly*

Let that be a lesson to the young'uns. If it feels good it's bad for you!

*slaps Melkor*


Ahem. Shall we have a return of decorum folks? Thanks everyone who exercised some Fe in this thread. I'm trying hard to Fe in return. Please accept this as a token of er, my eternal embarrassment and false modesty.

 

[NoID10ts]

** slaps Melkor's teeth out and stabs him in the right eye with an unsharpened pencil, while Love is blathering on about Fe and not paying attention to what is going on behind her **

 

[Melkor]

-retaliates by smashing Noddies skull with a rock and biting his toes with a kitten-

 

[NoID10ts]

The kitten kind of tickles. So does the rock for that matter.

 

[Melkor]

Thats not tickling, it's trickling.

Of your blood and brain fluids...
Ew...

Wait!?

You have a brain?

IMPOSSIBLE!!!

 

[NoID10ts]

No brain. Just a small microchip, a couple of AA batteries, and a vibrator for some reason (not sure how it got there).

The trickling you mentioned is just me pissing on your shoes.

 

[Melkor]

Melkor simply stares a noddy for a few seconds, slowly mouthing the words he just heard.
When they finally make sense, he looks at his shoes, and gives and indigant cry before kicking Noddy rather visciously in the Intpness.

Oh yes, mental kicking.


Hmmppphh...
Nobody pisses on my converse.

-stalks off-

 

[NoID10ts]

You see how much I appreciate you, loveofreason? I'm taking all this abuse from Melkor just to post here for you!

**shakes off the INTPness kicking and vows that he will piss on Melkor's shoes once again, if its the last thing he does.

 

[eudemonia]

Lor, I think you have two men duelling over you How romantic

How does it feel?

 

[NoID10ts]

Lor, I think you have two men duelling over you How romantic

How does it feel?

Only one of us is a man. The other is some sort of evil, bizarre, gelatinous creature.

How does it feel to be a man, Melkor?

 

[loveofreason]

Lor, I think you have two men duelling over you How romantic

How does it feel?

I've just about split my sides laughing. Aren't they just the cutest?




I think I'll just re-live my youth vicariously through Melkor, converses and all , and well, NoI's gelatinous? Could have many ...er, interesting uses...

 

[NoID10ts]

NoI's gelatinous? Could have many ...er, interesting uses...

I prefer to describe it as "lubrication ................ with personality". What else could you ask for?

 

[Melkor]

Er... a brain?



Well...I'm off to the drycleaners.
The smell of blue infused urine is not something I wish to stick a moment longer.


Oh...and before I go.....



-Pushes No-idiots into Lor so that they both fall off a cliff looney-tunes style,
he then glares at Eudomenia a little, before waltzing off-

 

[NoID10ts]

Push someone with wings and someone with no bone structure off a cliff? Not the smartest move.

-Love flys up and hurls NoID10ts gelatinous feet at Melkor causing him to slip and fall down in a wave of disgust, Nia then kicks him in the teeth.

And yes, she will kick a man while he's down. What better time to kick him? He's right there by her feet.

Thanks, love! I appreciate your help.

 

[Melkor]

-holds up miniscule sign saying 'sheeettttt'-

 

[loveofreason]

Thanks, love! I appreciate your help.

Oh geez, I'm so glad this thread hasn't truly been derailed or anything.

Now, who's for a nice tea party?

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Coffee for me, so I can have marshmellows in it.

...not really a "tea" party drink is it?

 

[NoID10ts]

*warning *

Don't drink any "tea" or beverages that loveofreason is distributing!

She gave me some "tea" shortly after I joined this forum as a "welcome", and well, the results speak for themselves. I haven't been right in the head ever since. They won't even let me into the country club down the street anymore because I keep showing up naked riding on a mop and singing "Blue Moon". I don't know why I keep showing up like that, but I never used to do that before love gave me some of her special "tea".

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Yes, but you havent seen me on coffee

 

[Jesin]

We haven't seen you in coffee, either.

(This post is a good indication that I need to go to sleep in a few minutes.)

 

[Chimera]

_________
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Riiiight, Jesin. . .
Maybe you should try that "sleep" thing now. . .
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[Thread Killer]

Though what little I know of Love of Reason is from reading her posts, though I have concluded from that that she is a very nice person and I like her.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

@-Thread Killer
Afraid of commitment are we?

 

[Thread Killer]

@-Thread Killer
Afraid of commitment are we?

Yo no comprehendo.

 

[Melkor]

BAH HUMBUG!

 

[loveofreason]

Cloud!?

You're just trying to get a bite.

 

[Melkor]

Actually.it's part of a social study...

So keep quiet or you'll ruin it.

I'm sure you can guess the theory...


Now....


what do you mean by bite?

 

[loveofreason]

A multiplicity of meanings, young Melkor.

So, how's the study?

 

[Melkor]

It's only began really....


So wait....

I want to be eaten?

or I want to catch a fish?

or I want to download something appropriate?

SPEAK NOT IN RIDDLES!

 

[loveofreason]

The silence of the sphinx beholds you.

 

[Melkor]

Then I have no idea what you meant, and I'll huff until you tell me.

 

[loveofreason]

Huffn'puff little kitten. You garnered some bites. Be pleased with your pittance of attention.

oooh, NO! Don't scratch - bad kitty! It tickles!

 

[Melkor]

-Takes ten minutes to lift his buster sword, before dropping it on Lor's head, slicing her in two-


-he then faints from exhaustion-

 

[loveofreason]

humph... you need to work out more.

 

[Melkor]

That..or get a smaller sword.....